Platinum
Jun 15 2006, 01:28 PM
I was looking at some drawings and I had some slogans pop into my head,
Seems like a fun thread.
"Got Trog?"
"Metahumans do it with magic"
"Hackers: no strings attached"
Witness
Jun 15 2006, 02:01 PM
"My Other Aircraft Is A T-bird"?
"Honk If You're Into Cybermancy"?
"Baby Hellhound on Board"?
Hmm. I seem to be stuck in bumper-sticker mode.
Still, the ultimate has to be "If You Can Read This, I'm Pointing My Gun At You."
Lindt
Jun 15 2006, 02:43 PM
"My other rides name is Bubba"
PH3NOmenon
Jun 15 2006, 02:58 PM
"Running, too illegit to quit."
"Got SIN?"
Witness
Jun 15 2006, 03:02 PM
"Wired to blow."
Platinum
Jun 15 2006, 03:11 PM
Shadowrunner:
Another name for wyrm food.
stevebugge
Jun 15 2006, 03:16 PM
NERPS, It's whats for dinner
Zolhex
Jun 15 2006, 05:30 PM
Lions & tigers & bears you should be so lucky!
The classics are always best if you don't know this was on the back of the source book paranormal animals of north america.
PBTHHHHT
Jun 15 2006, 05:52 PM
QUOTE (Casazil) |
Lions & tigers & bears you should be so lucky!
The classics are always best if you don't know this was on the back of the source book paranormal animals of north america. |
Sorry, not shadowrun but I just read this one using lions and tigers and bears and it was pretty funny. from the game deadlands,
http://www.peginc.com/Downloads/Humor/DeathQuotes.htmQUOTE |
The posse had just caught up with a traveling circus (Cirque de la Damne). As they were just entering the big top, the Preacher enthusiastically squealed, "Look. A circus. Lion and tigers and bears. Oh My! .............Oh my. Oh my. Oh MY GOD. RUN!" |
Calvin Hobbes
Jun 15 2006, 07:21 PM
"In the ancient world, the Aztecs would sacrifice their greatest warriors, to ensure that the sun would rise again for the next year. Just imagine what Aztechnology will do for you." - Advertising Slogan.
Shadowrun: To Tell You The Truth, I Don't Think This Is A Brains Kind Of Operation.
Witness
Jun 15 2006, 07:28 PM
"Everything's coming up Lofwyr!!"
Teulisch
Jun 15 2006, 08:40 PM
"Ork and lovin it!"
Cerebral booster- got brains?
Elves gone wild- now with uncensored footage of those drunk elven girls gettin it on with orks and trolls! this simsense is too hot to miss!
Mr. Johnsons brand personal lubricant- because you just know your getting screwed tonight!
"remember, save a round for yourself. you do NOT want the ghouls to start eating before your dead."
Moon-Hawk
Jun 15 2006, 08:46 PM
QUOTE (Teulisch) |
Mr. Johnsons brand personal lubricant- because you just know your getting screwed tonight! |
Brilliant!
X-Kalibur
Jun 15 2006, 08:48 PM
QUOTE (Teulisch) |
Mr. Johnsons brand personal lubricant- because you just know your getting screwed tonight!
|
Ha!
"If you thought rhino horns were good for virility, you should try troll horns!"
Tiralee
Jun 16 2006, 01:15 AM
Brute Force/Excessive Firepower - If it doesn't work, you're not using enough.
-Tir
Oh - and my favourite (Ripped from Aliens)
"They're coming outta the waaaalllls!
"Marines, we are LEAVING!"
mmu1
Jun 16 2006, 01:28 AM
IIRC, this one was Kagetenshi's:
"Wetwork. Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting twenty times and then blowing up."
Trax
Jun 16 2006, 02:10 AM
Trolls: Not just on the Brute Squad. They ARE the Brute Squad.
...
Fine, I shamelessly ripped it from Princess Bride.
Nasrudith
Jun 16 2006, 03:10 AM
Shadowrun: Where an elf CEO, a dragon running for president and trolls with cyberware are all normal.
Shadowrun, where you can actually throw an F*** grenade.
Ares Macrotechnology: Enough guns to kill everyone in the world twice!
Saeder Krupp: Where getting fired by the CEO can give you sixth degree burns.
Protagonist
Jun 16 2006, 04:39 AM
QUOTE (Witness @ Jun 15 2006, 10:02 AM) |
"Wired to blow." |
I saw this and had the image of a cybernetic giggolo cropped up in my mind >_>
Sahandrian
Jun 16 2006, 06:03 AM
"Hardcore like punching a dragon in the fire gland so that it's head explodes."
Might not make a good slogan. Just felt like quoting the adept in a game I'm currently in. He makes many a near-gibberish comment.
Arethusa
Jun 16 2006, 09:47 AM
Rigger please.
Crusher Bob
Jun 16 2006, 10:35 AM
Shadowrun: a storytelling game with wires in a grim world of make-believe.
Birdy
Jun 16 2006, 02:47 PM
Shadowrun - Pimp my mage XXL
Shadowrun - Screwing non magic humans since four editions
Shadowrun - You're either a mage or you're worth shit
Shadowrun - Now with new, even more was for mages to occupy the team slots
Ivanhoe
Jun 16 2006, 03:20 PM
Shadowrun - Save the dragon, kill the princess, get paid by the orc
Foreigner
Jun 16 2006, 04:06 PM
Tiralee, Trax:
I can play that game, too.

"ONLY Lone Star can give a 'runner the raspberry."
(Paraphrased from
Spaceballs.)
"God created Metahumans; {insert name of armaments manufacturer} made them equal."
--Foreigner
Platinum
Jun 16 2006, 04:09 PM
If God wanted me to be a vegetarian he would have made me an elf.
Lazerface
Jun 16 2006, 08:52 PM
Okay, how many of us are using the sloganizer?
John never drinks my Soykaf at home....
Foreigner
Jun 17 2006, 01:01 AM
Here's another one:
"Full-body-conversion cyborgs--The FEW...the PROUD...the MACHINES."
(Okay, so I shamelessly swiped it from a
Terminator-franchise T-shirt, but I thought it was applicable.)
The same might also apply to Street Sams, but I wouldn't say that to one's face.
--Foreigner
Smiley
Jun 17 2006, 07:17 AM
Shadowrun: The Other White Meat
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