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Platinum
I was looking at some drawings and I had some slogans pop into my head,
Seems like a fun thread.

"Got Trog?"
"Metahumans do it with magic"
"Hackers: no strings attached"
Witness
"My Other Aircraft Is A T-bird"?
"Honk If You're Into Cybermancy"?
"Baby Hellhound on Board"?

Hmm. I seem to be stuck in bumper-sticker mode.

Still, the ultimate has to be "If You Can Read This, I'm Pointing My Gun At You."
Lindt
"My other rides name is Bubba"
PH3NOmenon
"Running, too illegit to quit."

"Got SIN?"
Witness
"Wired to blow." embarrassed.gif
Platinum
Shadowrunner:
Another name for wyrm food.
stevebugge
NERPS, It's whats for dinner
Casazil
Lions & tigers & bears you should be so lucky!

The classics are always best if you don't know this was on the back of the source book paranormal animals of north america.
PBTHHHHT
QUOTE (Casazil)
Lions & tigers & bears you should be so lucky!

The classics are always best if you don't know this was on the back of the source book paranormal animals of north america.

Sorry, not shadowrun but I just read this one using lions and tigers and bears and it was pretty funny. from the game deadlands, http://www.peginc.com/Downloads/Humor/DeathQuotes.htm

QUOTE
The posse had just caught up with a traveling circus (Cirque de la Damne).
As they were just entering the big top, the Preacher enthusiastically squealed, "Look. A circus.  Lion and tigers and bears. Oh My! .............Oh my. Oh my.  Oh MY GOD. RUN!"

Calvin Hobbes
"In the ancient world, the Aztecs would sacrifice their greatest warriors, to ensure that the sun would rise again for the next year. Just imagine what Aztechnology will do for you." - Advertising Slogan.

Shadowrun: To Tell You The Truth, I Don't Think This Is A Brains Kind Of Operation.
Witness
"Everything's coming up Lofwyr!!"
Teulisch
"Ork and lovin it!"

Cerebral booster- got brains?

Elves gone wild- now with uncensored footage of those drunk elven girls gettin it on with orks and trolls! this simsense is too hot to miss!

Mr. Johnsons brand personal lubricant- because you just know your getting screwed tonight!

"remember, save a round for yourself. you do NOT want the ghouls to start eating before your dead."
Moon-Hawk
QUOTE (Teulisch)
Mr. Johnsons brand personal lubricant- because you just know your getting screwed tonight!

Brilliant!
X-Kalibur
QUOTE (Teulisch)
Mr. Johnsons brand personal lubricant- because you just
know your getting screwed tonight!

Ha!

"If you thought rhino horns were good for virility, you should try troll horns!"
Tiralee
Brute Force/Excessive Firepower - If it doesn't work, you're not using enough.

-Tir

Oh - and my favourite (Ripped from Aliens)

"They're coming outta the waaaalllls!
"Marines, we are LEAVING!"
mmu1
IIRC, this one was Kagetenshi's:

"Wetwork. Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting twenty times and then blowing up."
Trax
Trolls: Not just on the Brute Squad. They ARE the Brute Squad.

...


Fine, I shamelessly ripped it from Princess Bride.
Nasrudith
Shadowrun: Where an elf CEO, a dragon running for president and trolls with cyberware are all normal.

Shadowrun, where you can actually throw an F*** grenade.

Ares Macrotechnology: Enough guns to kill everyone in the world twice!

Saeder Krupp: Where getting fired by the CEO can give you sixth degree burns.


Protagonist
QUOTE (Witness @ Jun 15 2006, 10:02 AM)
"Wired to blow."  embarrassed.gif

I saw this and had the image of a cybernetic giggolo cropped up in my mind >_>
Sahandrian
"Hardcore like punching a dragon in the fire gland so that it's head explodes."

Might not make a good slogan. Just felt like quoting the adept in a game I'm currently in. He makes many a near-gibberish comment.
Arethusa
Rigger please.
Crusher Bob
Shadowrun: a storytelling game with wires in a grim world of make-believe.
Birdy
Shadowrun - Pimp my mage XXL

Shadowrun - Screwing non magic humans since four editions

Shadowrun - You're either a mage or you're worth shit

Shadowrun - Now with new, even more was for mages to occupy the team slots


Ivanhoe
Shadowrun - Save the dragon, kill the princess, get paid by the orc
Foreigner
Tiralee, Trax:

I can play that game, too. smile.gif

"ONLY Lone Star can give a 'runner the raspberry."

(Paraphrased from Spaceballs.)

"God created Metahumans; {insert name of armaments manufacturer} made them equal."

--Foreigner
Platinum
If God wanted me to be a vegetarian he would have made me an elf.
Lazerface
Okay, how many of us are using the sloganizer?

John never drinks my Soykaf at home....
Foreigner
Here's another one:

"Full-body-conversion cyborgs--The FEW...the PROUD...the MACHINES."

(Okay, so I shamelessly swiped it from a Terminator-franchise T-shirt, but I thought it was applicable.)

The same might also apply to Street Sams, but I wouldn't say that to one's face.

wink.gif

--Foreigner
Smiley
Shadowrun: The Other White Meat
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