(Edit: Before eidolon ruined my fun by correcting a typo in the thread title, it was asking for help with an "Adpet")
Dear consumer,
Thank you for purchasing your adpet, the latest in our line of media-drones. Normally, your adpet should provide fuzzy companionship while providing you with up-to-the-minute information on the newest products and services.
By your description, your adpet is experiencing a problem called "run-on." A very rare bug, it causes your adpet to spout unending, unpunctuated, relatively meaningless sentences.
We suggest you reboot your adpet's software. If this fails to correct the problem, please return your adpet to the nearest distribution center and we will be happy to replace it with another adpet or, if one is not available, offer you a free upgrade to a shopbot.
Good luck. We wish you many months of successful shopping with a faithful adpet at your side!
Sincerely,
Friendtech Industries
Proud makers of adpet, shopbot, and new newshound companion drones.