(sorry for the noise, but I felt I needed to share)

I was working away on a campaign setting involving the resurgence of Deus and its relationship to the Bureau of Heaven and Earth (ala Runner Havens) when my laptop hard drive started making horrible thunking noises, and then the system rebooted. I discovered that the hard drive was permanently damaged (no surprise there), and my data nigh-well unrecoverable.

It's tinfoil hat time; maybe I got too close

Don't tell us this, you'll doom us all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got duped into wearing tinfoil hats for a little while. Then I found out that tinfoil actually serves as an antenna for the KGB and CIA dimensional mind-control waves, not a reflective shield as I was led to believe. The best material to block the waves is actually tuna cooked to precisely medium rare. Sure, it starts to smell a little weird in your hat, but the CIA leaves you alone.

Aluminum is what they tested, not tin foil. What makes it work best is if you run constant electrical current through, then it works like a jammer.

You guys are idiots. Tinfoil hats? CIA? KGB? You're pathetic.















Nothing will save you when Zhoul returns.