The Canterbury Tail
Mar 7 2007, 12:17 PM
Just what we need, and they mentioned Shadowrun by name in their defence.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_irelan...and/6425333.stm
Angelone
Mar 7 2007, 12:23 PM
Wow, Underwear huh? As sad as the excuse is he'll probably get off (pun unintended). I don't think there'll be any roleplaying or Shadowrun backlash for this because well, it's too damn silly.
EDIT- Besides what kind of runner robs an underwear shop? Not counting that diamond underwear monstrosity.
cristomeyers
Mar 7 2007, 01:49 PM
QUOTE (Angelone) |
Wow, Underwear huh? As sad as the excuse is he'll probably get off (pun unintended). I don't think there'll be any roleplaying or Shadowrun backlash for this because well, it's too damn silly. |
No more so than all the other idiots that do something stupid and try to blame the games they play. Remember when Dungeons and Dragons was considered a Satanic cult?
I mean, honestly, I've been playing Adnd for years now, and Satan STILL won't return my calls.
Cray74
Mar 7 2007, 02:02 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/norther...and/6425333.stm"A man accused of a stealing underwear from a shop in a knifepoint raid believed he was a female elf at the time, Belfast Crown Court has heard. ... He told defence counsel Anthony Cinnamond that within his small social circle he had been participating in a game known as Shadowrun. "Joy.
[edit]Drat: Missed being first by 2 hours.
http://forums.dumpshock.com/index.php?showtopic=16849Topic Merged from SR4
Cray74
Mar 7 2007, 02:15 PM
QUOTE (cristomeyers) |
Remember when Dungeons and Dragons was considered a Satanic cult? |
It still is considered Satanic in some quarters.
http://www.believersweb.org/view.cfm?ID=603
cristomeyers
Mar 7 2007, 02:37 PM
QUOTE (Cray74 @ Mar 7 2007, 08:15 AM) |
QUOTE (cristomeyers @ Mar 7 2007, 01:49 PM) | Remember when Dungeons and Dragons was considered a Satanic cult? |
It still is considered Satanic in some quarters. http://www.believersweb.org/view.cfm?ID=603 |
Probably the same people sending their 8 year old daughters to "Purity Balls"...
Because if there's one thing your 8 year old daughter needs to worry about, it's sex and abstinence.
nezumi
Mar 7 2007, 03:16 PM
Hahaha!! Awesome. Nothing gets attention better than being a legal item implicated in criminal behavior.
I wonder what kind of run he was on that he felt he had to steal bras? Then again, he was playing a female, maybe he thought he couldn't buy them since he was SINless and his fixer wasn't answering.
HullBreach
Mar 7 2007, 03:29 PM
LOL, I cant wait to see the version they do of that old 'darkest dungeons' comic for this!
PBTHHHHT
Mar 7 2007, 03:45 PM
So he was larping... in Shadowrun? ... as a female elf...? Ugh.
Blade
Mar 7 2007, 04:00 PM
QUOTE |
In D&D even lawful good characters kill many other human characters in the name of duty to eradicate evil. |
Fanatic and racist...
HullBreach
Mar 7 2007, 04:01 PM
Oh god Fark got ahold of this, some of the forum posts about it are a scream! Heres the link:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.p...?IDLink=2655470
Lazerface
Mar 7 2007, 04:53 PM
QUOTE (Angelone) |
EDIT- Besides what kind of runner robs an underwear shop? Not counting that diamond underwear monstrosity. |
Jestercat
Mar 7 2007, 05:20 PM
...wonderful. Just what we need.
Anybody taking wetwork? This guy needs to disappear.
fistandantilus4.0
Mar 7 2007, 05:27 PM
Double Thread. Topics merged. Have a nice Day. Don't rob any underwear stores.
nezumi
Mar 7 2007, 06:19 PM
Wow, you can do that?? Awesome!
Witness
Mar 7 2007, 06:36 PM
I look forward to reading a sly reference to this wonderful story in some future sourcebook.
Although it might not do "Beho's" sanity much good.
John Campbell
Mar 7 2007, 07:50 PM
QUOTE (cristomeyers) |
Probably the same people sending their 8 year old daughters to "Purity Balls"...
|
That term always makes me picture giant hamster balls to keep daughters in to keep them chaste.
Which would be both much less creepy and a lot funnier than what they actually are.
imperialus
Mar 7 2007, 08:11 PM
Fanpro so needs to publish this as 4th editions "food fight".
cristomeyers
Mar 7 2007, 08:13 PM
QUOTE |
That term always makes me picture giant hamster balls to keep daughters in to keep them chaste.
Which would be both much less creepy and a lot funnier than what they actually are. |
Agreed. I saw that report on the news about these Purity Balls and I literally shuddered and the creepiness.
"Come on sweetie, promise daddy you'll be pure."
:shudder:
ShadowDragon8685
Mar 7 2007, 08:16 PM
QUOTE (John Campbell) |
QUOTE (cristomeyers) | Probably the same people sending their 8 year old daughters to "Purity Balls"...
|
That term always makes me picture giant hamster balls to keep daughters in to keep them chaste.
Which would be both much less creepy and a lot funnier than what they actually are.
|
This begs for a photoshopping.
Kyoto Kid
Mar 7 2007, 11:45 PM
He also said it "could be right" that Beho had intended to rob the shop - although he told the jury he could not remember what was going through his mind at the time. ...maybe one of his "chummers" could have helped the court by casting a
Mindprobe on him.
Lazerface
Mar 7 2007, 11:59 PM
Is mindprobe admissable in the Tir na Nog court system?
knasser
Mar 8 2007, 12:22 AM
I'm sorry folks. I just... I don't know what came over me. I guess I'd been stuck as GM so long...
Thane36425
Mar 8 2007, 01:43 AM
QUOTE (Cray74) |
QUOTE (cristomeyers @ Mar 7 2007, 01:49 PM) | Remember when Dungeons and Dragons was considered a Satanic cult? |
It still is considered Satanic in some quarters. http://www.believersweb.org/view.cfm?ID=603 |
I got in a lot of trouble with the school officials for playing D&D in the 1980's. It didn't help that after a couple of negative stories in the press that some of the losers on campus took up the game, or pretended to, and made even bigger asses of themselves than usual, just to get attention and be jerks. Wasn't all bad though: one of them got their original "white box" edition of the game, the very first edition, confiscated. I managed to get in the principal's office and "liberated" it. Now if I could only find it again after all this time.
Oh, it wasn't that that got me in trouble: they never figured that part out. One advantage of having a very good rep was that you could sometimes do things and, if not caught red handed, no one would even suspect you were involved. No, they just got after me for playing the game in the first place, said it was corrupting or something like that. Wanted me to take up sports. Sure, I could give up D&D and hang out with a bunch of High School athletes with their DUIs, assault charges and who knows what all else. Thanks, but no.
Wounded Ronin
Mar 8 2007, 02:47 AM
I blame this incident on SR4.
Squinky
Mar 8 2007, 03:02 AM
Man, I bet that guy always gets the extra Karma for good roleplaying.
PBTHHHHT
Mar 8 2007, 06:43 AM
I like my games with less larp...

sorry, that sounded just like a beer commercial, I had to say it.
Kyoto Kid
Mar 8 2007, 08:25 AM
QUOTE (Wounded Ronin) |
I blame this incident on SR4. |
...yeah, he never would have been able to enter the shop before it closed under SR3 vehicle rules (providing he drove of course).
Crakkerjakk
Mar 8 2007, 09:10 AM
Buuuuurn......
Also, LARPers are effing weird.
That is all.
hyzmarca
Mar 8 2007, 01:40 PM
If Beho was a female elf then she must have been a lesbian; its a rule.
He was probably hoping to LARP a touching romantic dimly-lit 80s/90s-action-movie gratuitous sex scene with the other lesbian elf played by an actual lesbian, but went insane when he came to understand that lesbianism doesn't work that way.
Cray74
Mar 8 2007, 01:42 PM
He's been convicted.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/norther...and/6430683.stm2 jurors bought the defense, 10 said it was BS.
His claims were supported by consultant psychiatrist Dr Jane O'Neill who told the court she thought that Boyd may have been dissociated from reality.
However her opinion was directly contradicted by consultant psychistrist Dr Frederick Brown.
He said he could find nothing to suggest that Boyd was suffering from a mental disorder that prevented him from distinguishing between fantasy and reality.
hyzmarca
Mar 8 2007, 02:11 PM
I do hope the the rest of his team gets some heavy weapons together and breaks him out of jail in a daring daytime assault.
nezumi
Mar 8 2007, 03:34 PM
QUOTE (PBTHHHHT) |
I like my games with less larp...  |
And more NERPS!
Kyoto Kid
Mar 8 2007, 03:39 PM
QUOTE (hyzmarca) |
I do hope the the rest of his team gets some heavy weapons together and breaks him out of jail in a daring daytime assault. |
...but if they are familiar with Celtic Doublecross, they better not shoot a copper or they will be hunted down and summarily executed. I know, that was one of the shortest lived PCs I ever had (& she was the only decker with no gun skill).
Trigger
Mar 8 2007, 04:53 PM
QUOTE (nezumi) |
QUOTE (PBTHHHHT @ Mar 8 2007, 01:43 AM) | I like my games with less larp...  |
And more NERPS!
|
Nom nom....good ol' delicous NERPS, they do a PC good....when the PC in question is MacGuiver....
flowswithdrek
Mar 8 2007, 07:26 PM
Feck i've been looking for some fellow runners since i moved to belfast, glad i didnt hook up with this guy. Ive been trying to coax some skeptical friends to have a go at Shadowrun and now this happens. It is hailarious though
Meriss
Mar 9 2007, 04:33 AM
One of the admins on another (Warhammer 40k) forum site brought this up to those of us trying to carve out a PbP game. Sigh some peoples children, honestly. BTW LOL
Smiley
Mar 10 2007, 01:54 AM
Pfffft. He shoulda been playing a PhysAd. He might've gotten away with it.
Wounded Ronin
Mar 10 2007, 07:52 AM
If I were his GM I'd buy an animatronic troll figure, wind it up, and send it walking into the jail and claim that I'd hired a troll runner to rescue him.
signoftheserpent
Mar 10 2007, 09:03 AM
Great, another reason for people to laugh at gamers. Just what we need. This guy is a complete idiot. I hope his friends/group disown him, this is the last thing idiots like this should be doing as gamers.
tisoz
Mar 10 2007, 01:27 PM
QUOTE (Wounded Ronin) |
If I were his GM I'd buy an animatronic anatomically correct troll figure, wind it up, and send it walking into the jail and claim that I'd hired a troll runner to rescue him as his new cellmate/lover. |
There, fixed it for you.
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