Alright, I just finished 3 hours of charting and graphing and source-seeking and battling with Microsoft Excel. If anybody should want to know the ratio of men to women per each 5-year age bracket in Denmark in 2000, I can now tell you. I'm feeling creative. I have a gift for y'all. This has already made an appearance in my online Shadowrun game, but it's not classified or anything. You all can have it or use it if you want.

The Club Oblique (#46 Downtown)
Club-Med. Sized Restaurant Archetype/South Main Street and Eighth Avenue/George Sollers, Owner/No bias/LTG (305) 65-6523

The Club Oblique is the single most unique club to appear in the Seattle Downtown over the past few years. By day, it appears to be an ordinary restaurant, and it is - it serves an excellent and well-priced meal from 7 AM to 9 PM. At 9 PM, though, all patrons are hushed out, the doors close, and half an hour and a completly-changing interior later, the Club Oblique becomes one of the hottest dance clubs in Seattle, with famous DJs spinning away all night long.

>>The Club got its name when the owner decided to have this changing restaurant-club theme. He thought that an Oblique change was a large one, to represent how the Club shifted. Once he realized that 'Oblique' simply means 'slanted,' he kept the name anyway.<<
---Masher, (23:43:09/10/04/59)

>>How the frag do they make it change like that? I mean, when you go to the club, you can see that it's like circles-in-circles, with the outer circle being the highest, and the main room's like an octagon. But when you go there for breakfast or whatever, it's like totally flat and curvy walls. How do they do that in half an hour?<<
---Chippy Stompa (09:14:53/11/19/59)

>>Every night, some of the clubgoers will be fully-armed. The owner lets his security guards party free so as to avoid a paper trail. If they shoot and kill someone, he can dodge responsability. And they're scary, too. One of them pulled an SMG, gunned down 5 people just to get one of them. The other guards turned on him, and Mr. Sollers keeps his hands clean.<<
---Queen Lithe (04:16:29/11/22/59)