This small masterpiece (complete with a few typos) is titled Steve's Heart Part 1.

The conclusion coming soon to a forum near you!

Okay, that was just awful.

Awful doesn't describe it...

You should commit seppuku for the crime against humanity you have just created.

Oh, and I take offense to Trolls being portrayed as stupid. I'm suing!

Nooo, I can't take it anymore! I think I'll go read a Carl Sargent &MG novel to get over it...

Buzzed, I think I want to kill you...sorry, that's just how it goes sometimes.

Back by popular demand with an onchore of typos!

Steve's Heart Part 2

Refer to previous post by me...

Script and dialogues were nice, while movie itself sucked.
Especially sumo-troll. But yes, you should continue writing scripts and maybe one day you will make Shadwrun:the movie, budget 27 dollars and 15 cents
As for problems in run, GM was too generous to team.

Ah yes, I could donate those 15 cents.

This could very well become the sole entry into that german SR movie-contest.

[Ed.]
On a second notice, I'd also have to say that this was one of Lucy Lu's better films...

I'll give an A for effort, but an F for quality.

I have lost the will to live.

~J

Wow. You will be the reason this board commits mass suicide one day.

But I have to give you props, it's not easy making something that bad.

My wife and I thought it was pretty funny. Good job.

The Performance

All of these are better than the third Matrix film, for damn sure.

Oh how I wish I could agree.

*Leaps out window*

~J, wondering how he's tying this, seeing as he jumped out a window two lines ago

Can't say it was the best movie I've ever seen, but it was definitely better than Johnny Mnemonic.

Aww.. poor Buzzed... I really did like it. Maybe not the greatest action flick ever, but it earned a few good laughs. So who's the lead actress? She's kinda cute... and do you really look like a two foot tall christmas elf?

Keep it up. Maybe one day you'll be able to afford a spellchecker ; Þ

"Go cut out th mark's heart"

Kissy face.

Anyone got a mop? Looks like Kage's fascination with Nietzsche's philosophy finally manifested with the actual viewing of this film.

-Siege

More, more, I want more!!!

Not bad considering what you were working with. You should make another one.

Really, how can you blame Nietzsche for being a nihilist? The man went mad from syphilis from the one time in his life he ever had sex!

~J

*sighs* ive seen worse

I've seen animations of stick figures that are more entertaining than this. Then again, they were karate fighting and beating the hell out of each other, but still...

The Abstruse One

Heh, this stuff is just hilarious.

Here's mine:

A Simple Run: Part 1

Everyone should get in on this!

Epileptic cowboy Johson! 0wnz0r!

That's 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back...

*Cries* Why do I keep clicking... why, lord...

~J

Whining is one of the great joys of life, right up there with procrastinating and being lazy.

~J

The Mop Up

I think I'm honored

~J

Postscript: I knew you were going to pick the turkey. Damn those high parachuting TNs!

I'm torn. The movie is so bad, but the concept!

Oh wait, I'm still in one of J's games...

Bad Buzzed! Bad movie! Yay J! Kagetenshi rah!

Ah, player victim forced fan support and adoration.

~J

So true. I must accept the message of futility so clearly embodied in these films.

Buzzed, I thank you for offering me this chance to come face to face with the meaninglessness of the universe.

~J

I never thought I'd see Fabio in any shadowrun context whatsoever...that is just unholy...

Well, here are the final two parts to my story:

A Simple Run: Part 2

A Simple Run: Ending


And in my defense I feel these sequels don't stand up to the original.

*Steps over Kagetenchis corps* eh jumpers are always so messy. hehehe well all I can say is I've defiantly seen much worse but there still funny hehehe keep them coming guys.

Stop the insanity! Make it stop! Make it stop! Oh, please, just end the pain!

<insert cheesey death scene here>

Stop the insanity Tanka but why........oh wait I'm all ready insane so carry on *sneaks over and pilfers Tankas corps* eh not like he is going to be needing the stuff anyway meheehehe

Oh, God! That was great. The chase scene (ork vs. troll) was priceless. Totally sweet. Man, totally sweet.

Oh, for the kungfu movies, check out the movie section of www.realultimatepower.net and click on Stick Figure Kung Fu Fighting

yup that was crap, but it made me laugh.

LOL. That stick movie kicks ass.

I found the sequel, but it's not nearly as good. There was another 'total kungfu' floating around for awhile, but I can't find it now.

edit: aha! I found it!

kung fu fighting