http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mkl9rtttog

This is all you need to see in order to understand that physads live and breathe among us.

I about died laughing.

Lol
Like one of the posters said.

"He's fighting indigent peasants. Toothless, hapless beet farmers. What da eff, man? What the EFF? My question is, if they're here, who's chasing Frankenstein?"

Is the whole movie like this?

What's with 80ties craptastic movies always having ninjas?

because ninja's are "cool". Their the Dancing Girls* of the 80's

* This comes from a line of thought in the 50's movies that adding dancing girls made a movie better: "Add more dancing girls!"

I love when the trailer says "His only weapon: himself" and then he cross body slams some dude.

[edit]: And I liked this version... proof that some people have too much time on their hands...

[edit again]: WHERE...CAN I FIND...THIS MOVIE? I NEED!!

It's the same film. Look up "gymkata" on amazon.com and order the DVD.

that cross body slam would be much less effective against someone with cyberspurs

I'm still waiting on the sequal "Golfkata"

Tiger woods discovers he is the lost son of a Master of the ancient art of Golfkata- a martial art with all its moves based on golf.

"his only weapon: a putter and two Titliest NXT's "

Yes I know... It was a rhetorical question, silly!!

I don't understand how not walking up slowly one at a time didn't beat that guy! He must truly have mystical powers...

It's a movie with some great, great timing.

Also, "Balls of Fury" is pretty much golfkata, except with ping-pong instead of golf (and kung-fu instead of karate). Fun movie.

Golf club martial arts? That would be pretty brutal. I can imagine blood and hair flying in big long spatter patterns on the wall.