Ok so last night I was GMing a campaign, and we introduce two new people to the group, and Shadowrun. So I give them the job from the Johnson, go over the specs, and then have the Johnson leave so the group splits up 3 go home, and 3 go to a bar called O’Hanrahan’s. Now one of the new guys goes to the bar he is a Technomancer named Twitch who has no knowledge of the world since he has recently escaped from a Neonet research facility, so he has never been in a bar before. Now he orders a random drink. I roll a D6 and it comes up as a 6 so I have him get whiskey. So he gets really wasted, and tires to walk towards the mens room.
So he is walking along then I have him roll an agility test to keep from face planting. Now he fail so I have him roll a reaction check to see if he can catch himself, and keep from falling. So he pass the check, but glitches so he catches himself with his left hand on a table, but his right hand lands in the crouch of a go-ganger. So he takes a swing at the Twitch, and misses. So the Mage who was at the bar with Twitch casts Orgasm on the ganger, and causes him to pass out. The adept draws his sword, and goes to attack the gangers, but gets tazed by the bouncer. Twitch then books it he runs into the kitchen, and keeps running straight right into the counter. He goes flying over the counter, and lands hard on the other side. Twitch manages to pull himself up, and go out the door to the alley. He then turn right, and manages to run to the end of the alley. Twitch stops to catch his breath.
The gangers come bursting through the door into the alley, and see him so they start chasing him. So he runs out of the alley past a Knight Errant patrol car which is parked next to the curb. The gangers come charging after him. One of them stops, and picks up a bottle off the ground. Then they huck the bottle at Twitch, hit hits him in the back, but he keeps running the Knight Errant cops hop out of their car. The gangers scatter, but one keeps after the Twitch. One of the Knight Errant cops takes off after that ganger. After that had been running for a bit the ganger knocks over a trash can. The Knight Errant cops ran right into it, and slams face first into the pavement. So now it is just Twitch, and the ganger. Twitch lucks out, and is able to out run the ganger. Twitch is now lost, and doesn't have GPS can see any street signs. (Because the run is taking place in Boston which was totally build on a grid concept, and believes in street signs ).
After hacking the local shops to figure out where the hell he is Twitch walks down to the corner, and calls his buddy Crimson to pick him up. While Twitch is standing on the corner waiting for Crimson to pick him up a car pulls up. The passenger side window roles down, and a female voice from inside asks how much. Which of course he doesn’t understand, so a states how much he is getting paid for his current job which is 5,000 Nuyen. The female voice says that is far to much, and offers him 250. At this point Crimson shows up, and rescued him from becoming a Joy boy thus ending his night of horrors. Twitch himself this declared this the Best Night Ever. I don’t think he knows any better.