Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 12:52 AM
Random question for you all...
...Who do you think would win if...
...Agent Smith fought Deus?
Fresno Bob
Dec 31 2003, 12:58 AM
The viewers would win, my friend. The viewers.
Lilt
Dec 31 2003, 01:00 AM
QUOTE (Voorhees) |
The viewers would win, my friend. The viewers. |
A-men to that!
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 01:00 AM
Fortune
Dec 31 2003, 01:07 AM
QUOTE (Phaeton) |
...Agent Smith fought Deus... |
Shhhh! You're not supposed to give away the plotline for Matrix 4: Renovations!
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 01:11 AM
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 01:13 AM
Hey, wait...The Matrix films take place in the years beyond 2063, right?
...
What if Deus IS Agent Smith?!?!

I mean, for CRIPES SAKE! Morpheus is in the BBB! Look at p. 254 in the Contacts session!

...
...
...
Can you people tell I'm bored?
D.Generate
Dec 31 2003, 01:28 AM
I don't think smith is crazy enough to be Deus ... well maybe towards the end of the third movie.
But Deus I believe would be more like the Architect since he would totally be the one to create something like the matrix.
Think I'll stick to magic and summoning demons from beyond to do my will and make me feel good about myself.
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 01:35 AM
Still doesn't discount Morpheus being in the core book...
Zolhex
Dec 31 2003, 02:44 AM
So instead of holding out for a hero we will be holding out for a neo?
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 03:10 AM
He is the One. He shall send the Horrors/Machines back where they came...
Tanka
Dec 31 2003, 03:32 AM
QUOTE (E.O.T.L.F.) |
So instead of holding out for a hero we will be holding out for a neo? |
God save us all...
QUOTE (Phaeton) |
He is the One. He shall send the Horrors/Machines back where they came... |
No, he'll just "Whoa" us to death.
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 03:35 AM
LMFAO!
Fortune
Dec 31 2003, 03:38 AM
QUOTE (Phaeton) |
He is the One. He shall send the Horrors/Machines back where they came... |
So he's the one that keeps sending those pesky Terminators back!
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 03:41 AM

So DATADYNE was involved in the B166ER affair! Who knew?
Fortune
Dec 31 2003, 03:55 AM
QUOTE (Phaeton) |
Who knew? |
The Oracle?
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 04:08 AM
Ah, yeah. Forgot about her...
toturi
Dec 31 2003, 04:41 AM
QUOTE (Fortune) |
QUOTE (Phaeton @ Dec 31 2003, 02:41 PM) | Who knew? |
The Oracle?
|
Want a candy? I love candy...
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 04:54 AM
"Smell good, dunnit?"
Siege
Dec 31 2003, 06:03 AM
I don't mind Neo being the hero as long as he promises no more sex scenes with Trinity.
-Siege
The Grifter
Dec 31 2003, 06:08 AM
"Seattle Screamers Urban Brawl Rules!"
*LOL*
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 06:09 AM
...Where did that come from?
Joker9125
Dec 31 2003, 06:12 AM
QUOTE (Siege) |
I don't mind Neo being the hero as long as he promises no more sex scenes with Trinity.
-Siege |
And what the hell is wrong with a sex scene with trinity?!?!
Ur either one of the 3 girls that plays shadowrun
Or your very very gay
The Grifter
Dec 31 2003, 06:12 AM
Remember Bill and Ted's excellent adventure? "San Dimas high school football rules!"? Keanu Reeves....ah, nevermind.
Tanka
Dec 31 2003, 06:13 AM
QUOTE (Joker9125) |
QUOTE (Siege @ Dec 31 2003, 01:03 AM) | I don't mind Neo being the hero as long as he promises no more sex scenes with Trinity.
-Siege |
And what the hell is wrong with a sex scene with trinity?!?!
Ur either one of the 3 girls that plays shadowrun
Or your very very gay
|
Or we didn't appreciate the pasty white asscrack afterwards.
leemur
Dec 31 2003, 06:17 AM
QUOTE (Joker9125) |
QUOTE (Siege @ Dec 31 2003, 01:03 AM) | I don't mind Neo being the hero as long as he promises no more sex scenes with Trinity.
-Siege |
And what the hell is wrong with a sex scene with trinity?!?!
|
3 simple words.
Keanu. Reeves. Ass.
The Grifter
Dec 31 2003, 06:20 AM
Gotta go with Tanka there.
Joker9125
Dec 31 2003, 06:22 AM
Heres a thought for an alternate ending for The matrix Revolutions.
Atfter the normal ending we see this clip...
*Ted wakes up and looks around the room slightly dazed and confused and says to bill. Dude I just had the wierdest dream.....
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 06:22 AM
Need anyone say more? Nein, thanks to Leemur...

@ Joker
Joker9125
Dec 31 2003, 06:25 AM
QUOTE |
3 simple words.
Keanu. Reeves. Ass. |
True but when I saw it i wasnt paying attenton to Keanu Reeves ass. Its but a small price to pay to see trinity.
Fortune
Dec 31 2003, 06:30 AM
QUOTE (Joker9125) |
And what the hell is wrong with a sex scene with trinity?!?!
Ur either one of the 3 girls that plays shadowrun
Or your very very gay |
You really need to watch comments like these. There are quite a few more than 3 women just in this community who play Shadowrun. Hell, there are more than 3 women involved in producing Shadowrun.
Not to mention the number of openly gay people in this forum who might take offence.
Fortune
Dec 31 2003, 06:31 AM
QUOTE (Joker9125) |
Its but a small price to pay to see trinity. |
But you didn't see Trinity. You saw her double. Carrie Moss was sick for the sex scene.
Tanka
Dec 31 2003, 06:32 AM
QUOTE (Fortune) |
QUOTE (Joker9125 @ Dec 31 2003, 05:12 PM) | And what the hell is wrong with a sex scene with trinity?!?!
Ur either one of the 3 girls that plays shadowrun
Or your very very gay |
You really need to watch comments like these. There are quite a few more than 3 women just in this community who play Shadowrun. Hell, there are more than 3 women involved in producing Shadowrun.
Not to mention the number of openly gay people in this forum who might take offence.
|
I take offense to the horrible grammar, spelling, punctuation, and mechanics of his post. Does that count?
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 06:32 AM
BAHAHAHA! Sorry, Joker!
Tanka
Dec 31 2003, 06:33 AM
QUOTE (Fortune) |
QUOTE (Joker9125 @ Dec 31 2003, 05:25 PM) | Its but a small price to pay to see trinity. |
But you didn't see Trinity. You saw her double. Carrie Moss was sick for the sex scene. |
Gee, I wonder why?
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 06:35 AM
Oh, gods!

@ Tanka. That double must have been paid double if it involved Keanu!
Joker9125
Dec 31 2003, 06:36 AM
True i prolly should watch my mouth or fingers in this case. The comment about the 3 girls that play shadowrun was an attempt at humor (i say attempt not good attempt) because the people who play RPG's such as shadowrun have the sterotype of being a buncha booknerds who caint get dates. I was merely making a crack at this. And as far as the gay thing goes ur right that prolly was a little much.
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 06:38 AM
Nah. DnDers are the nerd stereotype, if at all. We're just a bunch of insane genius psychopaths. Ah, feels just like home...*sniffs in the musty air of his computer room* We're just weird ghouls with not enough sunlight, neh, omae?
Fortune
Dec 31 2003, 06:40 AM
It's cool. I wasn't trying to censor you or anything. You just weren't here for some of the big
kerfuffles we have had about that very topic.
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 06:43 AM
...Kerfuffles?
Fresno Bob
Dec 31 2003, 06:46 AM
Keruffles...is that like...a breakfast cereal?
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 06:47 AM
...Just like jinkies!
Bad Multiple Personality Disorder combo: Velma and Steve Irwin.
"CRIKEY! JINKIES! CRIKEY! JINKIES!"
Tanka
Dec 31 2003, 06:49 AM
QUOTE (Phaeton) |
...Just like jinkies!
Bad Multiple Personality Disorder combo: Velma and Steve Irwin.
"CRIKEY! JINKIES! CRIKEY! JINKIES!" |
*stab, twitch, stab stab, twitch, stab lots more, twitch, stab much more, sigh, stab*
Fortune
Dec 31 2003, 06:51 AM
It's a real word.

Unfortunately, dictionary.com is now making people pay to look the meaning up.
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 06:51 AM
Fresno Bob
Dec 31 2003, 06:53 AM
Damn those bastards and their monopoly on the internet dictionary!
Frag-o Delux
Dec 31 2003, 06:56 AM
try this for looking up words.
EDIT:
Kurfluffle: commotion: a noisy disturbance or commotion ( informal )
Fortune
Dec 31 2003, 06:59 AM
Thanks!
Kerfuffle!
Phaeton
Dec 31 2003, 07:00 AM
*dons a FTW! t-shirt in response to this. it was a t-shirt that says...Well...FTW!*
Fortune
Dec 31 2003, 07:04 AM
QUOTE (Phaeton) |
*dons a FTW! t-shirt in response to this. it was a t-shirt that says...Well...FTW!* |
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