QUOTE (Backgammon @ Feb 17 2009, 04:08 AM)
Ares slogans:
"Ares - Use Protection!"
"If you're gonna fuck your Johnson over, fuck 'im with a name you can trust - Ares"
"Got a prick you need to deal with? Use Ares!"
"Shoot your load with Ares!"
There, fixed. It´s a megacorp, and those slogans would sell to a certain audience.