QUOTE (Cardul @ Apr 8 2009, 07:27 PM)

What about a Candeeru(sp?)? You know..the fish that is attracted to uric acid...
I believe you are referring to the
Candiru.
QUOTE
Although lurid anecdotes of attacks of humans abound, there is only one documented case of a candiru attack on a human. A well-circulated myth is that the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat. Nonetheless, there was a case in which the victim claimed that the fish jumped while he was urinating thigh deep. They are also probably not attracted to pure urine. It is believed that they are able to enter a human urethra only when it is expanded during urination.
If this were true there would be
no way you could get me to pee in the Amazon river.