I seem to remember that car licence plates are bar code by the 2070's but I'm sure the people of north America will still be studding their cars with cute sayings on stcikers, so what sort of bumper stickers do you think will be around in 2070?
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On AR mine says "Stinky Tofu Delivery" and it has a picture of stinky tofu.
Strangely, I don't get pulled over for minor violations.
BlueMax
Strangely, I don't get pulled over for minor violations.
BlueMax
On a Dodge Scoot:
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I imagine "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup" is still a favorite.
How about: "WARNING: In event of Rapture, GridGuide will take over!"
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I imagine "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup" is still a favorite.
How about: "WARNING: In event of Rapture, GridGuide will take over!"
"You are now passing another FOX" (sorry, only a fellow Aussie would get that).
For anyone that remembers Spaceballs:
"We brake for noone".
- J.
For anyone that remembers Spaceballs:
"We brake for noone".
- J.
Trolls are always horney.
Charter member, Abilene escape committee
Dunkelzahn lives!
Aden was right!
Aden was framed!
From RL: Keep honking while I reload.
Charter member, Abilene escape committee
Dunkelzahn lives!
Aden was right!
Aden was framed!
From RL: Keep honking while I reload.
"If you're reading this, Congratulations! You're literate." (A RL sticker I saw once)
"If you're reading this, I've hacked your car's commlink. Have a nice day."
"SHHH! Be very, very quiet! I'm shadowrunning!"
"Trolls are ALWAYS large and in-charge!"
"Elves do it better because we've been around longer."
"My Other Car is NEIL THE ORK BARBARIAN"
"He Shall Return!" (w/image of Dunkelzhan)
"Sukie RedFlower is My Co-Pilot."
"Go ahead. Honk just ONE MORE TIME. I can use the target practice."
"Remember NERPS?"
"No, it's JUST YOU."
"MY Technomancer Can Hack YOUR Technomancer."
"If you're reading this, I've hacked your car's commlink. Have a nice day."
"SHHH! Be very, very quiet! I'm shadowrunning!"
"Trolls are ALWAYS large and in-charge!"
"Elves do it better because we've been around longer."
"My Other Car is NEIL THE ORK BARBARIAN"
"He Shall Return!" (w/image of Dunkelzhan)
"Sukie RedFlower is My Co-Pilot."
"Go ahead. Honk just ONE MORE TIME. I can use the target practice."
"Remember NERPS?"
"No, it's JUST YOU."
"MY Technomancer Can Hack YOUR Technomancer."
Ares Arms Africa-
-Yes, yes they do.
Stuffer Shack-
Your Nukkit Burger Paradise
Got Mana?
WWDD? (What would Dunkelzahn do?)
My orc son beat up your elf poserboy.
Warning, spirit on board.
May cause accidents.
-Yes, yes they do.
Stuffer Shack-
Your Nukkit Burger Paradise
Got Mana?
WWDD? (What would Dunkelzahn do?)
My orc son beat up your elf poserboy.
Warning, spirit on board.
May cause accidents.
"Honk if you love assault rifles"
"My other car is a Fairlight Caliban"
"Horn broken, watch for muzzle flare"
"My other car is a Fairlight Caliban"
"Horn broken, watch for muzzle flare"
"Napalm Sticks to Your Honor Student"
"I'd Rather Be Shadowrunning"
"Dunkelzahn For President"
"WWDD" (What Would Dunkelzahn Do)
"I'd Rather Be Shadowrunning"
"Dunkelzahn For President"
"WWDD" (What Would Dunkelzahn Do)
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Warning, spirit on board.
May cause accidents.
May cause accidents.
My variant reads:
Warning: Sprite on board, may cause glitches.
I think I'm being followed
Watch out for the Fragger behind me
Boston Massacre Bullet catching team
Jet Black Lives!
Orks are people too!
Watch out for the Fragger behind me
Boston Massacre Bullet catching team
Jet Black Lives!
Orks are people too!
Dwarven Riggers don't need to be able to look over the steering wheel.
Where it counts: Trollsize!
Faster and better looking than an elf, bigger and stronger than a troll.
Where it counts: Trollsize!
Faster and better looking than an elf, bigger and stronger than a troll.
GO BLACK DEVILS!
Warning: This car is secured by the Troll in the back seat
Car Thieves will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
(RL) Stealing this car will result in a severe beating. (People have gotten really tired of car thieves in Winnipeg.).
Shop Locally, Screw The Corps!
Jetblack is DEAD, get over it already!
Car Jacking encouraged, I love my Ares Predator!
You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, deactivated cyberhand. Bring a crowbar.
Dwarves get better fuel economy.
Ghoul On Board, Current Mood: HUNGRY!
Warning: Elf on Board, may forget to use headlights at night.
GridGuide currently thinks I'm a Dodge Scoot, Shhhh, don't tell 'em otherwise.
Tour the Ork Underground: Now with a 70% Survival Rate!
Warning: This car is secured by the Troll in the back seat
Car Thieves will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
(RL) Stealing this car will result in a severe beating. (People have gotten really tired of car thieves in Winnipeg.).
Shop Locally, Screw The Corps!
Jetblack is DEAD, get over it already!
Car Jacking encouraged, I love my Ares Predator!
You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, deactivated cyberhand. Bring a crowbar.
Dwarves get better fuel economy.
Ghoul On Board, Current Mood: HUNGRY!
Warning: Elf on Board, may forget to use headlights at night.
GridGuide currently thinks I'm a Dodge Scoot, Shhhh, don't tell 'em otherwise.
Tour the Ork Underground: Now with a 70% Survival Rate!
If you can read this, you're already hacked!
"Good, you can read this. NOW PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD!"
"THERE ARE TWO NAKED ELVEN LESBIANS IN MY BACKSEAT!
Made you look."
"Insect Spirits Bug Me."
"Shedim Just Don't Know When To Quit."
"Never Invite A Dragon To Your Barbeque."
"try GRONKO'S TROLL HORN POLISH!"
"THERE ARE TWO NAKED ELVEN LESBIANS IN MY BACKSEAT!
Made you look."
"Insect Spirits Bug Me."
"Shedim Just Don't Know When To Quit."
"Never Invite A Dragon To Your Barbeque."
"try GRONKO'S TROLL HORN POLISH!"
"If posession is 9/10ths of the law, does that make Hongoun lawyers?"
Thank you Stahlseele for the inspiration!
Thank you Stahlseele for the inspiration!
"Just Say No to K-10!"
My other car is an APC.
Scrolling AR sticker: If you can read this, you're in range.
Locking on.....
Tracking.....
Just fuckin' with ya, omae.
Scrolling AR sticker: If you can read this, you're in range.
Locking on.....
Tracking.....
Just fuckin' with ya, omae.
Elves Do It Longer
Ares, for all your shopping needs!
Ares, for all your shopping needs!
Panther XXL:
No Judge, No Jury, All Executioner.
No Judge, No Jury, All Executioner.
Aztechnology, for that bleeding egde.
Stuffer Shack Made Me FAT!
Don't Honk, You'll Wake My Barghest.
"Renraku Archology: come for the shopping, stay for the" (last word scratched out)
No, YOU are driving too fast.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I *AM* being paid to slow you down.
This *IS* my other car. My first one is a PANZER.
I can't whip my para-hamster any faster, so SHUT UP!
Stuffer Shack Made Me FAT!
Don't Honk, You'll Wake My Barghest.
"Renraku Archology: come for the shopping, stay for the" (last word scratched out)
No, YOU are driving too fast.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I *AM* being paid to slow you down.
This *IS* my other car. My first one is a PANZER.
I can't whip my para-hamster any faster, so SHUT UP!
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