Hoi, Chummers! word on the AR waves is that someone needs a little paydata on what and who is shakin'in the clubs and streets of the the emerald citty. Well, this is Naz, Just Naz to some , and "That no good son of a slitch!" to others. I'm a promoter and sometimes musician working out of the cesspool that we all love, the redmond barrens.
Now I noticed a few folks lamenting the days when Wonderful Miss M. graced the stage and I feel your pain. When I was a knee high to a devil rat, I used to snuggle up to my momma and she'd sing along with Maria and Jetblack. Those are fond memories,Omae,but time moves on. There's still an incredible amount of talent on the streets and the clubs, bars and dives of Fort Seattle, Yuck Ass and some real gems in the rough if ya look hard enough.
Before I put on my business suit and start yappin' about how great the groups i represent are. I'd just to tip my hat to that new grrl group,
Chromium Rose. I caught their show at Svartálfheimr and I still have their last number running round my head. Very Professional bunch of ladies. I only wish I'd been the one to find 'em. Winsome and lose some I guess.
It really don't matter what your looking for musically in the sprawling wasteland, you can probably find just about any genre and some you probably never know existed. Wanna hear some Born again troll stomp deathmetal? Try
Lazarus Rizzen They play at a strip mall church on 132nd ave and ridge top.
Got a taste for something softer? You can catch Delara Tao at Carlos Coffeehouse on saturday nights. She spins a georgous mix of Japanese, Celtic, and middle eastern sounds that will leave you with all your Chakra's cleansed and your feet tapping.
Now on to the bunch of wastrels and losers I represent.

Honestly though, Love all my bands and performers like family. I have been in the biz long enough to know that most promoters are only looking out for themselves and recording companies are even worse parasitos. When I hit the streets i vowed I'd mother my clients like a mother duck and I meant it.
Volva Job These guys are the first band I signed on. Retro hard core stripped down punk with more balls than brains. But they put every ounce of sweat and blood into what they do which is why I grabbed them up. I want people who are REAL! not some photo-copied wanna-bees. and Ramone Joy and crew deliver.
Simbell I gotta say, I have a soft warm fuzzy spot in my heart for Street Rap and Sim reminds me of a younger NuRage. She rolls the rhymes like no one I know and is more streetwise than half the runners sneakin' around the alleys trying to "keep it real"
Massive Sledge I'm usually not fan of fan or cover bands but The Sledge are an exeption. They are a cover band of
Big Hammer the Phenominal group that was in itself a cover band of ancient 1980's tunes. Their cover of Big hammers cover of Helloweens"Jugernaut" is incredible.
Turpintime can only be described as Country Goth are nice too. to tell the truth, I still don't know why I agreed to promote them. They're like a tapeworm..kind of uncomfortable at first, but you get used their presence. Really, though theyare a very skilled group and can create a dreary mood and dark ambiance that is as thick as congealed vitae.
Needless to say, these are only a few of the musicians here in our little patch of hell. So get out there, see a show and support the local scene. We need the