The slaughtering sammie. You know him, you love him, when he's in someone else's game and screwing everything up. My newest character in a steady house game is going to be an unashamed celebration of the hideously unbalanced, connivingly minmaxed, utterly obnoxious slaughtering sammie in a trench played by every teenage boy to ever grace the Sixth World. The kind that can't just buy a microwave burrito at the Stuffer Shack without ending up in a running gun battle involving a half-dozen Metroplex Guard units and two helicopters.

I plan to cover his car with every conceivable sammie-related bumper sticker, enough to have him pulled over every ten minutes. I'd like some contributions on the "get Monty killed within a week" plan I've put into motion.

Some current favorites are:

"I [bullet] Knight Errant"
"You'll get my assault cannon when you pry it from my cold, dead, artificial hand."
"Samurai do it at gunpoint."
"Honk if you love murder."
"My honor student disemboweled your honor student."
"My other car is a Citymaster."
"Tomorrow I may still be ugly, but you'll be headless."

Do the other players mind that you'll be destroying every run and doing your best to hog the limelight at every turn? If not then have a blast.

"It's all about the Chrome"
"Chrome better than what nature intended"
"If you can read this I can put a bullet in your eye"

My other ride is [Dunkie's / Villiers's / Random powerful person's] momma.

[graphic of a commlink with an "X" over it] "Hang up and drive...or else."

And now, some real classic:

"Better to be filled with steel than to be filled with lead."

"My other car is Di-Kote™d"
"How's my driving? My address is <real address> come do something about it. I dare you."

Feeling confrontational? Try: Visualize World Peace on your own time, hippy.

Feeling referential: Got APDS? ((picture of an armor plated bovine with holes blown through it))

Or if you're feeling a bit meta: You can't hug kids with cybernetic arms -- buying up the stats is too damn expensive!

Or try this for pages and pages of ideas

"honk all you want, my ears are turned off"
"WWDD" -- What Would Dunkelzan Do
"Yo mama is my input"
"Your still breathing because Your not worth APDS"

"Horn broken. Listen for EX-EX."
"The red dot on your chest is my way of saying GET OFF MY ASS!"
"The best kind of shooting star is what you do to a cop."

From the Aztlan sourcebook:

"Too stupid to live or too chromed to die"

Well let's see:

"Keep Honking, I'm Reloading"
"I still miss Mr. Johnson/My Ex/My Fixer but my aim is improving"
"Driver carries less than 200Y in ammunition"
"How many of you can I make Die?"
"Trogs/Keebs/Halfers/Breeders are God's Speedbumps"
"I like T's/K's/H's/B's they taste JUST like chicken"
"King of the Barrens"
"Barret, because I care to send the very best"
"SINs are for Sissies"

And lastly a vanity that would come up whenever the vehicle's ID chip is queried:

BSTRNNR

I would also suggest that you make the car as loud as possible so anybody who might be looking the other way will have their attention grabbed as quickly as possible.

Oh, if you really want to pulled over every ten meters, mount a MMG or panther cannon on the hood of the car. If you want to be really evil, the car can be reworked so that when you attempt to honk the horn, the cannon fires instead. Write "horn" on the cannon. It gives a lot of bite to this bumper sticker.

"Don't make me honk my horn at you!"

"SINless, but still going to Hell"

If t-shirt slogans are ok, I got one for the ladies:
"I wish these were C-12."

"My other weapon is a Panther Assault Cannon."
"I'd rather be 'running!"
"Gun bunny on board!"
"Shadowrunning ain't easy."
"I eat Lone Star for breakfast."
"Knight Errant: When you run out of toilet paper."
"I make Dunkie look cute and cuddly."
"Scorned women are afraid of MY fury."
"My monosword is mightier than any pen."

Don't forget the suction-cup toy (ala Garfield) of an angry troll with a big knife, or gun or your National Assault Rifle Association sticker.

A rubber hand sticking out of the trunk. Twitching slightly.

My favorite:

"Respect da LAW"

with a nice missile launcher pic...

"Keep Honking, Troll In Trunk"
"My PhysAd Can Beat Up Your PhysAd."
"Your Gun-Fu Is Weak." {actual Bumper-sticker I saw a few weeks ago}
"My Horns Ain't Just For Show, Baby."
"Harlequin {Erhan/Lugh Surehand/insert appropo sig-ctr. here} Is My Co-Pilot."
"We Need Brackhaven {or whatever politico you like/hate}!"
"I Survived The Chicago Hive & All I Have Left Is The Lousy Bumpersticker."
"Keep Honking I Can Thor-Shot You From Here."

Actually, for Chicago, I'd prefer "I survived The Chicago hive and all I got were these stupid antennae..."

"I brake for nobody."

"Lone Star Offices: When you need a target-rich shooting gallery that shoots back."

A player I GM'd with back in 2nd edition had a Troll PhysAd that wore a bright yellow t-shirt (stained to all hell, mind you, to various degrees of nasty) that stated, in big, black, block letters, "Cranial Bomb on Board."

rofl, nice topic.

how about:
"Grenades, for when you lose your keys."
With a nice pic on it.
"My rocket launcher is bigger than yours."
"Cut me off and I'll cut you up."
"If you're looking for a bullet try between your eyes."

"I [heart] [Ares Macrotechnology logo]"
"I [penis] Daviar"
"I [club] [Aztechnology logo]"
"I [spade] [Saeder-Krupp logo]"

And of course, for one you don't mind decaling on the whole side of your car,

"Did I fire 14 bullets, or 15? Do you feel lucky enough to take a gamble? [Ares Predator]"

How about "It Hasta be Shasta!"

No no, it should be

"Driver carries more than 20,000 :nuyen - Invested in ammunition. Feeling lucky?"

"Two to the chest, one to the head,
takes three bullets to know they're dead."

My contribution,
Derek

"If you're still breathing, it means you're not worth 15 for me to kill."

Or whatever the cost of EX-EX.

I'm not losing feathers; I'm getting head.
(on a car owned by a balding great feathered serpent).

My president can eat your president.

"Everything I need to know about life I learned from action movies."
"Guns don't kill people. I do."
"An implant a day keeps the coppers away."
"I see dead people. Stay out of my sight."
"If you don't like my driving, you can kiss my chromed, muscle augmented, cortex-bomb-carrying ass."
"I have more steel in me than your car does. Think before you honk."
"Tact is for people who don't have thirteen guns in their back pocket."
"Life is short. Don't piss me off."
"If you outlaw guns, then only I will have guns. Support gun control!"
"Families who slay together stay together."
"My other ride is a troll. By the way, I'm a dwarf."
"Don't steal, cheat, or murder. I would hate the competition."
"Don't waste bullets. Think of all the poor, malnourished children in Africa that are still alive."