Here you go!

I created a "mr.johnson" email address to use for correspondence.

Enjoy!

p.s.- If I find one of these hanging in San Antonio and nobody PM'd me about a game you should expect some hate mail...

"Freaks and Weirdos Need Not Apply"?

What kind of 'Runners do you expect to get?

Very nicely done!

Its both IC for the high end Johnson pictured and OOC for the type of people I hope to find.

Er, I think you meant "Pay commensurate with risk." "Commiserate" means something very different. Also, "WANTED: Seeking..." is redundant. Choose one or the other.

Haha thats pretty good, *yoink*

Only problem is you mean 'commensurate'. EDIT: Nevermind, someone beat me to it.

Anyway, first I'd have to find a friendly local gaming store. : /

Well, aren't you a picky bunch...

Fixed.

I'm lucky to have a FLGS and a ULGS.