In all the complaining, rules lawyering, arguing, thread stealing, and other anti-social tendencies we all seem to share here that combines us all...

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Yeah, we're all getting Coal from the World's Oldest Shadowrunner, aren't we?

You mean we aren't getting a sockful of C4? For shame!

despite it all, Here's wishing you all a Happy Holiday and a prosperous new year!

Well, we finally have the rules to hit Santa with a THOR shot, so I'd guess the first gets coal, the second gets a fireworks show, and the third-nth get a nightlight.

Merry Christmas, everybody!
Shoot, do you know all the things you can do with coal? That should be INCENTIVE for runners :JD

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html

And a happy new year to all, even if y'all aren't due on your respective calendar years for a new year for a while

Yeah, but hitting that fragger with a THOR shot is going to be a bitch. Think of how fast that slot is moving.

Also the radar cross section of the fat guy's ride is going to be a bitch to overcome.

Wrapping and "some assembly required" done, now for a few hours sleep. Have Happy Holidays all.

Got mine already--Aces & Jokers (for the WildCards RPG), the Wild Cards I re-issue, and the SR4 novel, Spells & Chrome. Anything else will have to wait until April.

So naturally we hack the North Pole for his much-vaunted "list" (a run in itself), analyze his algorithm for determining a Rudrata path/TSP out of the possible nodes using the start of his run as sample input (I'm thinking we need a massive botnet linked into cameras trained on every chimney in the world), and extrapolate where he will be by the time the THOR lands.

We also need sleep regulators--he apparently has visual tracking on us while we're asleep but only a boolean variable confirming we're awake. Someone also needs to get into his system and Spoof his morality database before he knows we've been bad and deploys countermeasures.

It could be that it only appears large visually. Sucker could have an astral gateway hidden away inside that sleigh.

Hahaha, hehehe.

http://i54.tinypic.com/2z8pvki.png

I guess those komodos were good this year.

(Quick edit: those can't be komodo dragons, but if they aren't, what are they?)

Somewhere in the future, Harlequin is having a clandestine and vague conversation with Ambrose.

Happy Holidays, chummers.

Merry Christmas Charlie Brown, er, Dumpshockers!!!
I hope you all got that Ares Beta you were waiting for.

(Quick edit: those can't be komodo dragons, but if they aren't, what are they?)
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Marine Iguanas. Awesome creatures, really. The basis for the Godzilla monster in the movie with Matthe Broderick. Still, don't hold that against them.

They are capable of not only swimming really friggin deep, but they can slow, even pause, their heart beat for a short time.

They also love seaweed and to sing, dance, and surf, as shown here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faC3XTInrgA

Ah ha, thanks.
(I've also seen (most) of that video. I saw the Archeopteryx one first)

Yeah, if I could, I'd post a pic of my youngest, who upon seeing the Archeoptyrx song decided that's what she was going to be for Halloween.

Oh god, that would be cute.