I would do that, except for the fact the snow has a layer of ice beneath it, it's now night, and I'm not wanting to be anywhere near that thing when it comes down.

I think he was grabbed up by some lesbian Nazi hookers who then proceeded to force him into a weight-loss program. Lucky twerp.

I think you need help, Doc. And not the lesbian Nazi hooker kind, either....

Actually, I stole the line from "Weird" Al Yankovic's UHF. But you didn't hear that from me. But c'mon... lesbian Nazi hookers are always cool.

I knew I heard that someplace before!

Originality is an overrated trait.

Anyone know what happened to Shadow? He seems to have fallen off the planet again.

He mentioned something about being sick yesterday. He's probably just being a punk and staying home from work to play City of Heroes or something. Damn gaming addicts.

*peeks out of Fallout 2*

Gaming addicts? I don't see any!

Sorry for the absence guys. I suffer from chronic headaches and migraines. Yesterday and the day before was the pinnacle of pain and suffering for me. All better now though, as you see I have already posted!

<stupid board and not being able to read my mind> grumble grumble

Sphynx? Lizard? Island? What?

Welcome back Shadow. I can totally sympathize with you you about the migraines.

Thanks.... and why the hell hav you not posted IC?

He's probably still in shock, I am.

1,000,000,000

Note to self: Don't rely on Danny for stealth missions.

His Stealth is specialized ... but not in Alertness.

Besides, for real stealth there is always Magic!

All who are doing an astral recon of some sort detect a very obvious ward on the walls, ceiling and floor. It is strong enough to keep out all but the most determined intruders.

The map is of the southern hemisphere of the world, earth.

Earth? EARTH?! We're not qualified to do anything on Earth!

No nifty little map pins or circled locaions or anything like that?

Oh, and as a matter of interest in general ...

Morganna(h) is having access problems, but hopefully that won't last very long.

You mean, no big arrows pointing at writting in blood that proclaim,

"Here there be dragons! aaarrrr!"

No, nothing like that.

Well what kind of a crappy map is it then? This joker's offering a billion creds, and that's the best he could do? Pfft.

Damn!

Docs Aura reading test

Here's my attempt to break through the masking (if you'd rather roll, since it's supposed to be a "secret" roll, feel free).

LMAO!

And because we need more spoilers ...

Busted! Shame on you for looking at private rolls between player and GM. I feel so violated now. <sobs>

You should know by now that I have a Willpower of 1!

If someone offered you one billion to kill a dragon and the only dragon worth that much you can name is called Lofwyr, wouldn't you naturally assume it was him?

Sabo, please edit your posts and remove the sigs

My thinking is thus: Hes offering you 1bil, he is saying you need to kill a GD. Does the location of the dragon or anything else he has to say, really affect wether you take the job or not?

Yes, mostly because of the "too good to be true" hesitation. OOC, duh, we'd be stupid not to take it. But IC, some dude coming out of nowhere, with no name we recognize, offers us an insane amount of cash to kill a dragon he has yet to name is pretty "why the frag should I do this?"ish.

Well to me, the reason I would, or would not, take the job, would have to do with what the job is about and how much I am geting paid.

Killing a Great Dragon is going to be such an unbelvably hard job to begin with, that I would take it or not take it on that merrit alone. I mean, are you really going to fret over his name and exact location? Would knowing either of those (assuming it is not Lofwyr) really sway you on wether to kill him or not?

Does that make any sense?

Thanks for the welcome Shadow!

As for the money, that wouldn't be Danny's prime (or even secondary) motivation ... no matter how high the offer. I would have liked a little more info on why said dragon is considered 'anti-metahuman', but I can understand the Johnson's reluctance to impart more preliminary data than necessary.

The same could pretty much be said about any (named) Great Dragon, whether that organization be the Yakuza, Triads, or Corporate. Loffy isn't the only Great with Corp backing.

Thus, part of why knowing the dragon's name is so important.

His name is Fred. Fred the Great Dragon.