Just a fun idea I'm going to try. SR days of Christmas lyrics along with a small plot hook for each one. I'm posting the first with intention to add more. If you think of one please share.

On the first day of Christmas my Johnson gave to me...
a job in some Corporate intrigue.

A normal run. Break in, get the data(some advertising stuff), leave without anyone knowing you were there.
You don't care what the data is; you're not involved; its just biz.
Why are you still being followed? It was only some advertising jingle!

Don't you mean Saturnalia?

I always thought it was called Yule...

Only for Pagans, for Romans it was Saturnalia. Since Christianity comes from the Roman Empire, it was a name change of Saturnalia. Yule was the celebration of Pagans to the north, the change from Yule to Christmas was a bit more than a name change for them, something about war I hear. Also, I hear Yule is a one day affair. Saturnalia is much longer and closer to "the 12 days of christmas".

On the second day of Christmas my Johnson gave to me...
Two T-birds and,
and a job in some Corporate Intrigue...

On the third day of Christmas, my Johnson gave to me:
Three big trolls,
Two T-birds,
And a job in some corporate intrigue.

I'm sad to say, these don't hold up in the jingle. "A partridge in a pear tree" is only 7 syllables. "A job in some Corporate Intrigue" is either 8 or 9 depending on your pronunciation of "corporate."

Again "turtle doves" is three and "T-birds" is only two.

Well it's a work in progress.

How about:
"A milk run for some easy money."?

That's True... Though the date of Christmas was move to coincide with Yule to help convert the Pagans of the time. Christianity subverted a LOT of such celebration dates.

How about: "A job doing Corporate Intrigue"...
Still 8 Syllables, but it flows better in my opinion...

And if you sing the song, Partridge gets 3 syllables, as it gets dragged out a bit.

Dude, quit being the "Stop having fun" guy. Christmas carols are not serious business.

Trope-bomb FTW.

No more fun. >:V

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Johnson gave to me:
Four Ares Alfa
Three big trolls,
Two T-birds,
And a job in some corporate intrigue.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Johnson gave to me:
Five Ares Pred's
Four Ares Alfa
Three big trolls,
Two T-birds,
And a job in some corporate intrigue.

This being the fifth day, it would work better as "predators" and all drawn out like.

Fiiiiiiive Aaaaareeeeessss Preeeedaaaatoooors.

Because, you know, it's the fifth day.

I was thinking Fiiiiiiive Arrrrrrreeeeeeessss Preeeeeeeddddddddssssssssssss!!!!! Right number of syllables and everything.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Johnson gave to me:
Six spirits manifesting,
Five Ares Predators,
Four Ares Alfa,
Three big trolls,
Two T-birds,
And a job in some corporate intrigue.

*chorus*
FIIVEE TONS OF DRUUGS!

Epic win.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Johnson gave to me:
Seven HALO entries,
Six spirits manifesting,
Five Ares Predators,
Four Ares Alfa,
Three big trolls,
Two T-birds,
And a job in some corporate intrigue

Fixed

*bows* =^.^=

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Johnson gave to me:
Eight phys-ads elven ninjas
Seven HALO entries,
Six spirits manifesting,
Five Ares Predators,
Four Ares Alfa,
Three big trolls,
Two T-birds,
And a job in some corporate intrigue

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Johnson gave to me,
Nine strippers stripping,
Eight phys-ads elven ninjas,
Seven HALO entries,
Six spirits manifesting,
Five Ares Predators,
Four Ares Alfa,
Three big trolls,
Two T-birds,
And a job in some corporate intrigue

On the 10th day of christmas my Johnson gave to me:
10 Riggers rigging
Nine strippers stripping,
Eight phys-ads elven ninjas,
Seven HALO entries,
Six spirits manifesting,
Five TONS OF DRUGS!!!!
Four Ares Alfa,
Three big trolls,
Two T-birds,
And a job in some corporate intrigue

On the eleventh day of christmas my Johnson gave to me:

Eleven Data Steals
10 Riggers rigging
Nine strippers stripping,
Eight phys-ads elven ninjas,
Seven HALO entries,
Six spirits manifesting,
Five TONS OF DRUGS!!!!
Four Ares Alfa,
Three big trolls,
Two T-birds,
And a job in some corporate intrigue

Double tap...

Also I feel like 12 should be double crosses, but that's a lot of double crossing, which is bad

12 commlinks linking

On the twelth day of christmas my Johnson gave to me:

Twelve BTL zombies cybering,
Eleven Data Steals,
10 Riggers rigging,
Nine strippers stripping,
Eight phys-ads elven ninjas,
Seven HALO entries,
Six spirits manifesting,
Five TONS OF DRUGS!!!!
Four Ares Alfa,
Three big trolls,
Two T-birds,
And a job in some corporate intrigue

Could just do 12 cyber-zombies. Its got the right number of syllables.

Or go WAY old school and have 12 rockers rocking...

Old school is the only one worth attending.

There is NO School like the Old School...

Twelve Rockers Rocking,
Eleven Data Steals,
10 Riggers rigging,
Nine strippers stripping,
Eight phys-ad ninjas,
Seven HALO entries,
Six Spirits Swarming,
Five TONS OF DRUGS!!!!
Four Ares Alpha's,
Three T-Birds,
Two Big Trolls,
And a job in some corporate intrigue.

Shuffled stuff around so it sings correctly.

Are we agreed? 12 days of Shadowrun?

Now does anyone else think getting this recorded by DSers would be awesome?

That's a Wrap...