Best quote I've read for a long time, and applicable to SO many situations!

"My plans are ALWAYS Practical! It's the Laws of Physics that get in the way of my success." - Red Mage


So this quote can be applied to so many different instances, including but not limited to Shadowrun.

Lets hear some of the off the wall plans your players have come up with to solve a problem, and how did they work out?

After reading the rules for full auto vs vehicles, my group has vowed to light up an aircraft carrier with an SMG and kill a good ten thousand sailors with 10 bullets. (Yeah yeah... armor.)

Well, if they're using APDS and the sailors on deck, arranged in rows... And we use the same physics that Lee Harvey Oswald apparently was obeying when he shot Kennedy...

People really need to quit yapping about magic bullets in that shooting.
It traveled in a perfectly strait line. Connalley was sitting in a jump seat, lowering him about 3 inches, hence the apparent "bend" in the bullet's path, as well as several inches to Kennedy's left.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13wfsdACktk (Mythbusters p1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZRUNYZY71g (Mythbusters p2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=v=PfSXkfV_mhA#t=168s (computer recreation)

All part of the Conspiracy, of course...

But we actually CAN have magic bullets in Shadowrun now!!!

Here's a question, how did the bullet come out in such pristine condition, then?

I think that was addressed in the Mythbuster's episode too.

Well there is obviously a very easy explination for that......


MAGIC!

Heh... Exactly...

Oswald was an adept shooting bullets specially made by an old elf.