So, four freshly made Shadowrun characters are hired to "Fix" a bunch of cars and trucks that just left a mechanic's shop. Hey, they can't all be high-end jobs, neh?

Well, one was at an old church, and the group noticed something going on inside, so three enter while the fourth "fixes" the Ford F-250.

Thirty Humanis Policlub members turn and looks at them. Two humans and an elf.

The Social Adept, a human, motions both hands and goes, "We brought you an elf!"

"As a pinata?" was the only reply I could think of...

"While you distract Bubba and his friends I'll go out the back and steal his tow truck."

"We get the church to run a free sausage sizzle in Redmond"

"I'm firing full auto at the pub with my shotgun"

"Hang on, you're wearing full milspec armour to the meet?" "Don't worry, it's got ruthium coating! the only hard part is hiding the nadachi."

"Right, they've gone too far. I pull out the LAW I hid under my bed and charge after them."

Sorry, but my best game quote is Earthdawn not Shadowrun:

During a long battle:
Player: "I have 1 point of damage left until I drop"
GM: "Okay, end of the round, everyone roll initiative."
Player: "I'm going to use Air Dance."
*dice roll*
Player: "I scored (some huge value that I don't recall)."
GM: "Great, take your point of strain and go unconscious."
Player: "Umm… I… Umm… Crap."

At least he passed out really, really quickly...

We were on a mission to restore the heir to the kingdom to the throne. We come across someone who might be important.

Buddy of mine asks "How does this guy feel about the heir?"
My response "He probably likes breathing as much as the rest of us do."

Jokes are only good when they hurt.