In all seriousness, I think it would behoove SR to include "toys" like the Parrot.
SR stats I'd give it?
Pilot 0 (without your input, it goes nowhere)
Signal 1 or 2 ... have to check the tables to be certain (though it has a wifi b/g/n network card, it IS only battery operated, and you ARE supposed to stay in LOS of the drone, despite the camera)
Firewall 1 (pretty much "wide-open, unsecured" until the first Subscription is established .... to whatever device you'll be using as a controller)
Handling +2 or +3 (auto-stabilises, takeoff/landing is automated, if you stop telling it "go left" it stops on a dime)
Sensor 1 (it has 4 actual sensors - a forward camera, a dorsal camera, a pressure altimeter, and an ultrasound altimeter. The cameras are visual-spectra only, no magnification or other bells-and-whistles.)
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And even a shadowrunner could find a use for it, off-the-rack with zero upgrades. A couple of those, and a disposable commlink, and you've got a "quick reconnoiter" tool, which is also a completely legal-to-have-in-your-car
toy should you find yourself needing to "explain" any gear to a friendly Lonestar or KE officer some dark night. Sure, sure, nowadays, with I think 15 or 20 minutes of life on the battery, it's very limited. But 2070s batteries,
even for toys, should be good for an hour of flight-and-video time.
I haven't gotten to fly mine (the store accidentally gave my family one of their demo drones - damaged hull, missing battery, completely unflyable), so we had to exchange it tonight. The battery is charging and I'm going to download the control app to my iPod before going to bed, so I should be able to play with it tomorrow ... weather permitting. Then, I'll know how quiet it is or isn't.

And maybe have a quick video to upload to YouTube, and link here.