Saw a truck with the name "Universal Brotherhood Pest Control." Talk about oximorons!!

um, may need to pay that facility a visit, just to be safe.

Pictures or it didn't happen
Ha, that would really be fun to see.

Maybe he misread it and it actually said "Universal Brotherhood Pest Commute"

Right, everyone gear up and bring the FAB III. It's time for a bug hunt.

And so it begins.

I just did a Google search of Universal Brotherhood... Scary stuff. There are a lot of them around...

So does anyone know how to draw a ward?

Nope. Napalm and high explosives will have to do.
And Mortein. Don't forget the can of Mortein.

Sadly I was driving and didn't have my phone handy before the truck turned off.

That makes me a sad panda...

Panda? There are No Panda's in Brazil...
Perhaps a Sad Ocelot, though?

Ocelots are so rare around here, (not counting Amazonian Rain Forest and Pantanal) that I think it's easier for me to find a Panda where I live rather than an Ocelot...

But, ok, since I'm South American I'll go with this makes me a sad Spectacled bear

Spectacled Bear?

You know in this day and age they got laser eye surgery for that.

They live in the Andes, they are poor

Poor Bears...

These jokes are more than I can bear.

Worst Bear pick-up line: What's Ursine?

I can bear with that.

This thread is unbearable.

I'd refer you to Snow Fox. though only after she does my house.

I once crafted a purification sigil. Not sure if it'd work as a ward without some tooling, but it's served me well so far. Between you and me, I'd prefer Off and citronella over my sophmoric thaumaturgy.

LOL, Off by the drum full.

Maybe DEET?

They shouldn't have invested in the submarine business, then.

Do we have to bring Harlequin? He's kinda useless in a bug hunt. I'd rather lug along an industrial-sized chemsprayer of FAB III with a high-flow nozzle.

Maybe we should rename them Ocelittles?

Sadly you don't get to bring the old laughing guy so much as he just bulls right in regardless of whatever plan you may have in play.

All you can do is accept the mayhem and flank the foes while they focus on painted face.

Heh... Seconded...

I wonder if this guy is a SR fan and chose that name intentionally.

Of COURSE we have to bring Harley! Who else is going to write the most epic poem/rock opera ever about the ensuing bedlam!