THE END.

No, you don't get to find out if he gets the painting back. I've dragged this humongously long story for long enough now. Thanks for reading!

Bravissimo, sir.

Kudo's sir. You wove an incredible tale. You sure we can't get you to tell us a little more? Joking! heh
Thanks for finishing it up, mostly.

Now that was a good piece. Thanks for sharing.

Awesome, thank you.

Fine writing, indeed!

So I was really liking it up until the elf porn and I have to say that I loved it afterwards! Seriously, it's so hard to portray realistic sex scenes, one thing though, you forgot the post "i have to have you right now oh god my clothes won't come off fast enough" game of "where are my boxers and how the hell did my pants get up there?".

Oh and kudos for throwing in little details like him peeing when he gets up, you made the characters very real. Again, great job, I would so have your man babies.

Thanks everyone, I'm glad it was well liked.

"The end." <picks up a pitch-fork and torch>





Nicely done! <keeps fingers crossed in the hope of more Elf porn... or at least a quicky!>