See, that's the problem with the Military today. No sense of humour...

The Skippy list has been around for a few years now. I have no direct proof of its veracity, but colleagues in the US Armed Forces have made reference to it being at least partially accurate.
Me, I like the one about "if something makes me giggle for 15 seconds or longer, I should assume I am not allowed to do it". I think I'd like Skippy, he sounds like a truly entertaining lunatic