Narmio
Feb 22 2005, 02:42 AM
No, it's a goat.
An ubergoat.
In explanation, I was reading the Normal Critters table in Critters today, and noticed that while Horses have only a x4 running multiplier, goats, the speedy lil' beggars, have x6. Making them faster than a leopard. Now, I'm no zoologist, but that to me sounds rather insane. Yes, Kid Stealth proved that hooves are speedy, but this is crazy talk.
I was sure this was a typo, horses could have been intended to have x6, goats x4, I would understand that. But there's nothing in the errata. Should there be?
If not, I may have to design a run around a researcher hiring my players to track down and bring back a living specimen of a powerful paranimal with strange abilities of near-magical haste... The common goat.
hahnsoo
Feb 22 2005, 03:01 AM
The Awakening has affected every living thing in unusual ways. Umm... yeah.
Large Mike
Feb 22 2005, 03:18 AM
Yeah, I noticed this to and made cybergoats with a reinforced spine and cyber-horns for the sake of using the crash a car into it effect on runners.
Fortune
Feb 22 2005, 03:19 AM
So I take it that this little problem really gets your goat then.
Narmio
Feb 22 2005, 03:26 AM
QUOTE (Fortune) |
So I take it that this little problem really gets your goat then. |
Yeah, almost anyone would lose their footing tackling this one...
kevyn668
Feb 22 2005, 03:27 AM
QUOTE (Narmio) |
QUOTE (Fortune @ Feb 21 2005, 10:19 PM) | So I take it that this little problem really gets your goat then. |
Yeah, almost anyone would lose their footing tackling this one...
|
*groan*
hahnsoo
Feb 22 2005, 03:28 AM
QUOTE (Large Mike) |
Yeah, I noticed this to and made cybergoats with a reinforced spine and cyber-horns for the sake of using the crash a car into it effect on runners. |
Mmm. Cybergoat cheese...
Fortune
Feb 22 2005, 03:41 AM
QUOTE (Narmio) |
Yeah, almost anyone would lose their footing tackling this one... |
No
kidding!
Aes
Feb 22 2005, 09:04 AM
*makes a mental note to outfit a vicious herd of goats with cyberhorns and chemical glands to guard a compound*
All shall fear the paranormal cyber-hellgoats!
Toshiaki
Feb 22 2005, 09:17 AM
You know, this is starting to remind me of the cyberdeer that my gm populated some woods with. I was never able to track down exactly where they were coming from so my gm keeps saying she's going to send me up against some more.
I twitch everytime she says it too. Can't help but think about sitting in a tree, watching a herd of deer with binoculars, trying to track them back to where they came from. One deer was standing a little bit off of the others, so I took a closer look at it. I adjust my binoculars to get the image nice and crispy. Just as the critter is coming into focus, I see moonlight glint off of the now fully extended, telescoping, turret-mounted rifle attached to it's shoulder blades.
Hell yeah I screamed like a little bitch.
Scratch
Feb 22 2005, 09:21 AM
I love the cyber-deer. It seemed so fitting.
Disclaimer: All Cybernetic Deer In This Campaign Run on Linux.
Toshiaki
Feb 22 2005, 09:23 AM
[TWITCH]
See, here she is to gloat.
[/TWITCH]
QUOTE (Scratch) |
Disclaimer: All Cybernetic Deer In This Campaign Run on Linux. |
Oh boy, that means I can't hope that they'll get the blue screen of death instead of a lock-on...I'm fragged.
Scratch
Feb 22 2005, 09:26 AM
Oh come on, you say you're writing on DS and I of course get interested.
It's a girl...it's a geek...it's a GM...it's...your girlfriend.
Toshiaki
Feb 22 2005, 09:29 AM
Yeah, I know and I wouldn't have it any other way. But I know you just showed up because you like the idea of causing traumatic harm.
Not that I'm complaining, that was one seriously fun session.
Aes
Feb 22 2005, 09:31 AM
Delightfully twisted. Sadly, all I've managed to traumatize my runners with so far is bunnies with cranial bombs.
The troll street sam can no longer pass a pet shop without cowering in fear.
Toshiaki
Feb 22 2005, 09:35 AM
That's pretty sweet. Next you need to introduce them to the Monty Python rabbit.
Aes
Feb 22 2005, 09:36 AM
Oh, we already had one of the runners exclaim.
"Oh look! Bunnies!"
To with the troll sam replied (in his best Tim the enchanter voice): "With nasty BIG POINTY TEETH!"
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