Not to accuse, mind, but are you interested in men?

Or was she just ass-ugly? B'cause, you know, most of us woulden't mind getting bitten by a chick.

Now and again? Damn, I suppose that means I should put a recall on the mail-order bride that I had ordered for you. I think I read that she has HMHVV.

I could die a happy man.

-Siege

Assuming that all bites are love bites is the first step towards the path of death by consumption.

Yes, I too want to gasp my last into a respirator, lying on paper-thin hospital sheets and a damned uncomfortable bed.

-Siege

Everybody sing it with me!

George Washington was the president, and now he's dead.
Mackenzie King was prime minister, and now he's dead.
So don't go into politics, you'll end up dead.

Oppenheimer built the bomb, and now he's dead.
Einstein was very, very smart, but not enough not to be dead.
So don't go into science, you'll end up dead.

Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Brian Jones, Keith Moon, Jim Morrison, Roy Orbison,
John Lennon, Bob Marley, Leonard Bernstein, Elvis Presley...
Well, we're not too sure about Elvis but I think you get the point.
Don't go into music, you'll end up dead.
And don't go into science you'll end up dead.
Don't go into politics, you'll end up dead.

Sure beats gasping your last while getting decomposed by stomach acid.

So you say.

I don't really consider it 'life' without the occasional nibble.

Wouldn't that make you, technically, undead?

That was the other thing I forgot.

Never go anywhere without a bottle of Pepto.

-Siege

Nah - SR4 doesn't have rules for playing a vampire yet.

-Siege

Oh, I have nothing against nibbles. It's the chomps that make me wary. Especially when they're delivered with a knife in one hand and a fork in the other.

Yup - you save that approach for a good stake.

-Siege

Who said we were using SR4 rules yet? I know I'm not.

When I finally get my hands on SR4, I'd be SR4 canon too...

Hooray for the quote tunnel!

This is Dumpshock! You expect anything less?

Got my copy. It's getting read and metaphorically torn to pieces by thoughts for houserules that I already plan on using.

(Mmm... Quotetunnel...)

I'm not even going to consider starting an SR4 game until the supplements come out.

Just to add to the quote-tunnel.

And, unlike many, I'm slavering at the bit (like a hungry ghoul watching Caramel Frappucino) to play SR4.

Sweet, sweet Quote Tunn...er....SR4. Yeah!

I gotta hand it to DSF. A page and a half derailment based off the THIRD post in the thread?? There aren't even ten lines on the original subject, yet easily twenty times that number in the derailment alone.

That said, generally I prefer to be the biter rather than the bitee, but I"d be willing to make exceptions, and goth girls CAN be pretty cute...

And also batshit fucking insane.

hey half my group is girls.

3/4 of the group i play in is female.

This has been pretty true consitantly (with varying girls) for about two years now.

So yey me. and yey lancaster uni for attracting seemingly all the female rpgers in britain.

You say that like its a bad thing, oh is it just me?

PS my girl friend is a goth girl and a biter and she sez she is offended by the accusation that she is batshit fucking insane. I just bring to the floor her taste in men and then run for it...

No, not "slightly crazy and kinky", I mean "they need to be instintutionalized".

That is, the ones who go to Goth Night and think they're vampires.

The ones who dress like it because they like the style are completely different. They're just mostly disturbed.

(Go-go Gadget Quotetunnel!)

Me, i'm just hanging around waiting for RedKnightSpecial, Thread Derailing Instigator Prime, to make a second post giving further detail about the incident. Why? For the titillation? No, if that was my motivation i'd be off somewhere reading up about 2 NFL cheerleaders getting into tongue & grove action in a bar bathroom stall. Er.

...i'll be in my bunk.

I'm glad I haven't met any like that. Anyway, goth girls and I don't mix well. I dress prep more than anything else... lol.