Microsoft's early, non-simsense attempts at software generated biofeeback: the WE-SYP Smart Chair

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wow... imagine the possible uses with elf p0rn.....

Only the S&M kind...

well, in it's current incarnation yes... but replace the needles with something more...pleaseing...

It would be like the burgerking chicken. Only with elves. And pr0n.

-Frank

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It is a joke, right?

I've read articles that Microsoft is losing some of its better engineers to Google, so this sort of thing seems like a distinctively bad idea on their part if it isn't.

Besides which, I'm pretty sure that actually doing this would be a violation of multiple laws.

I'm 98.8% sure that it is, in fact, a joke.

Still, wait until you next get a winDOH!s crash. If you get the "poke 'em, shock 'em, or hammer 'em" box go for it. Me? Unless I can see that there's something the hammer is likely to smash their heads into, I'm going for the pokey-poke.