That sums it up. What movie/tv quotes do you hope to never hear in your games because there is too much baggage attached to them to keep in game?

I'll get the ball rolling
Al Pacino "Say hello to my little friend"

Humphry Bogart "Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges."

Anything from any Bruce Campbell movie.
Anything from any Monty Python movie.
Anything from The Princess Bride.
Anything that misuses the verb "quote" where the noun "quotation" belongs.

Hell, I'd rather a movie-based character reference than yet another bioware and cyberware-stuffed elf speed assassin with a creation of 19+5d6 at character generation, making me spend three hours trying to figure out how they did it and how to explain to them that they can't do it when I find where they cheated...

And yes, I've had a LOT of those characters...

The Abstruse One

I am currently in a game were I'm trying to not have a bunch of guys running around with shotguns(which aren't to bad) to Ares Stoner Machine guns.

I am wondering as a PC what should I do so that I can still stay in the action and role-play when that doesn't seem to be happening (I carry to very easily concealed light pistols.)

And no I don't want to be a nuissance, but I want to have fun to, and I'm sick of seeing explosions all over the place and running into prime runners.





2:52:16
"and no, for the last time I was not awakened yet, the celebration of my victory spiked me into an awakened being."-Rohestial Laendros Ehraun

Sponge Bob " I ripped my pants ."

Terminator

"Astalavista Baby"

I had a character who was pretty much a walking Shaft/Dolemite quote machine. It was a lot of fun.

Well, this must have been said in some movie at one time or another. If not, I still don't care to hear this phrase coming from any player's mouth at the role-playing table, whether it's during a session of Shadowrun or some other game...

"Hey guys... Watch this!"

"I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice."
"You got a problem, bud?"
"Owie! Owie! Stop hitting me!"
- Wolverine (all right, he didn't actually say the last one)

"You got a purty mouth... boy!"
"Gonna make you squeal like a pig!"
- Deliverance

"I thought you knew!"
- The Crying Game

"The (insert character name) sure smells what you're cooking!"
"I'm part man, part monster... I'm a manster!"
"It's time to play the Gaaaame!"
"You offering the (insert character name) some of that pie?"
"I'm a Super Hero In Training!"
- Pro Wrestling

"I don't wanna be Mister Pink"
(Reservoir Dogs)

"Dodge This" -Matrix.

One movie quote I am never tired of hearing though is "Run Away Run Away" from Holy Grail. When the players scream that one, I know I'm doing my job

Who around here was in a game that came to be known as "Rigger please" because of the modified tarrantino quote?.

the quotes i began to hate were.

"you call that a knife.... this is a knife" - if i need to tell you....

"trust a stinkin wop to bring a knife to a gunfight" - Sean Connery in the Untouchables.

"perhaps this is a good day to die" - any klingon ever

.... thats all i can think of for the moment.

"Got any last words?"
"Yeah I do"
"You Just said em!!!" BAng Bang Bang.

"The sound of my ares went Bang and all over the wall was his mutha fuck'n brains!!"

"Fight like knights", All players run forward guns ablazing
Explosions, CZ's step out of everywhere, grenades and fireballs falling like rain.
".......Run like peasants"



"Remember when we used to fight for what was Right, not what was Legal"

Glyph:

I resemble that remark!

(No offense taken, BTW.)

--Foreigner

"Chickens go in, Pies come out."

"What sort of pies?"

"APPLE PIES!"

"Oh... my favourite..."
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It's from chicken run and is one of my all time favourite movie quotes. If, however, the opportunity ever arises for a player to use it in a game, then I have done something sorely wrong and will have to immediately self-destruct.

" Dude"
"Sweet"
Ad Infum.

"You want a piece of me? Go ahead on... it's your move."

"I've seen men empty entire clips at them and hit nothing but air. I won't lie to you. No one who has ever went up against a non-player character and lived..."

Used a few from the infamous old-school AVS thread.

Also used Sir Mix-a-lot lyrics when an elven sniper finally got her hands on a Barret...

"Ah instructions.

One say open. Two says fill. Three says point. Four says...kill? WTF?"

Well, there's always one in every group that says, "I wanna play a decker." I hate that quote!

I think this may only apply to our group but

Players when I walk back into the room after getting food ready.....
"we give (custum, Rick, ect) the (insert explosive here)"

This always seems to hapen near a chem reaserch lab, a munitions depo, or a run where we are using stealth

Dwarf Sam: They're all dead, right?

GM (Me): Yeah.

Dwarf Sam: You know I've got a Street Doc as a contact, right?

GM (Me): ...yes...

Dwarf Sam: What cyberware do they have, and how long will it take for me to cut it out of them?

GM (Me):


This actually occurred, and I never want it to happen again. As a result, I always ensure that there is either no time, no cyber, more enemies, more cash/loot... you get the picture...

Ok had several this week- "real wrath of God stuff,cats and dogs, living together, nass hysteria!"

and to a Johnson in hard negotiating, when it seems like we'er the only ones who can handle the deal "Who ya gonna call?"

one i personally never want to hear again was right after CC came out and right before my dwarf rigger died.. the orc sammy asked to pass the rules on using a metahuman body as a club. *shudders* though, techinically, Rust died from the shotgun blast to the back of the head when the orc used him as a shield the next round, IIRC.

my next character i made (never played thankfully) was a dwarf adept modeled aftre the "cannonballs" in Labrynth made to be thrown by a troll adept as a weapon

Any Arnold Schwarzenegger quote is just "roll your eyes" territory:

I'll be back
It's not a Tumor!
I'M A COP YOU IDIOT!
Who's your daddy and what does he do?

"My dad's the Chief of Police!" just before your jacked reflexes slam them in the face and send them over the night club's balcony. Oops!

"I came here to do two things, kick ass and [do X]...and I am all out of [insert X]"

The quote has been reused and reworked so many times it sick. I can't even recall the original, though I thought it was "bubblegum" from the half-indian action "hero" from the 70s. I forget the name of the movie.

I think it was Jesse "The Body" Ventura.

Anyway, I am sick of that quote.

OBEY

"Rabbit tat tat and it was all over"
-Snoppy.

Ahh, you forgot the most used question:
"Can I be a ninja?"

At lest no one of my gamers haven't asked this.

What I don't want to hear from my GM or my players: "Ooops.... Did I do that???" Or an gleeful snicker from my GM...

Anything from Terminators (I, II, III) and I am rolling my eyes. Lame just doesn't cover it...

Other than that, nada...

"We don't allow deckers in our game."
"Deckers bog down gameplay."
"All deckers will be NPCs."

~J

Once the team is captured

Decker "WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! What the hell is that stuff?"
Merc "A pistol, three spare magazines, a frag grenade, a survival knife and enough cyanide to take us all out if need be"
Decker "well, how did you sneak it all in?'
Merc "... lets just say i've been keeping it nice and warm"

10 minuites earlier...

Sammy "OK this plan is not working at all"
Decker "right-o, what we need is a change..."
Sammy "I dont think your hair could take another perm"
Decker "...Me either"

Shaman "so if you hook up this doohicky, this thing should work, right?
Decker "oh i'm sorry, i don't speak dumbass"

"It's okay guys, I know what I'm doing!" -says the guy diffusing the bomb... by defaulting to intelligence...

"Look you stupid son of a bitch! When I tell you to do something, you damn well do it!" -said by the guy who hadn't realized he was talking to a cyber-zombie that was, at that moment "lost in the details."

"I feed him that ball of monowire I saved." -please, please don't ask

"I did what?" -typically said by players after ignoring my warning of "sacrificing stats will get you brutalized." I got fed up of guys sacking Will for other things... Will 1 and 2 sammies do lots of things they don't want to (Note: I don't mind this if there is a character background with it)

"Stupid (insert archtype here) gets to have all the fun."

"I want one!" or alternatively "Me Wantee!"

"Blow me!" -typically used by sammies who flip of gangers, and think they're invulnerable. 30 Uzi's teach them a lesson.

"You took Johnny Cochrane as a contact?" -actually said by me, on several occasions.

Grim Shear
"Please don't tell my bail-officer about this." <-- another one

"He's an elf, he's from the Tir.... so, he's like, y'know.... *flips pages* glamorous, charasmatic, quick and concerned with the welfare of his fellow metahumans."

Anything from the Die Hard movies
Anything from any James Bond movie
Anything from Star Trek (including Klingon quotes)
Anything from Star Wars
Dear God anything from Clint Eastwood movies gets you shot.
Anything from any Terminator movie.
Quoting Army of Darkness at any time.
Anything from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

ANYTHING FROM THE MATRIX. Including character concepts, which I will gleefully allow, then crush in the first 10 minutes of gameplay.

Deacon

evil genius "HA you only have till the stroke of midnight to live, use your time wisely"
PC *looks at watch* "really? because its 12:05 and i'm still here"
EG "really? damn i could have sworn you had till midnight... wait did you roll back your clock on friday?"
PC "oh boy, do i feel silly or what! i totally spaced that!"
EG "yea, it happens all the time. so, your gonna..."
PC *setting watch* "yea, your so beyond dead"
EG "damn. well, heres a bio-freak"
PC *still setting watch "nope, killed it"
EG "damn.. you allmost finished?"
PC "ok all done" BAM BAM BAM
EG "GAH!!!"

"We're on a mission from God."

This particularly applies to D&D games.