Full Version: Tasty Amber Gel
That's so wrong, I just might have to buy some.
Careful; one of the side effects may be euphoria.
Mmmmmm Amber-Gel
A worker in a plant fell into a vat once. They buried that vat.
In 30 million years, researchers will pull DNA from his stomach, in order to reconstruct the genome of a cow (from the burger he ate). These cows will be put into a park where people can look at ancient organisms.
No ... really
In 30 million years, researchers will pull DNA from his stomach, in order to reconstruct the genome of a cow (from the burger he ate). These cows will be put into a park where people can look at ancient organisms.
No ... really
| QUOTE (El_Machinae) |
| A worker in a plant fell into a vat once. They buried that vat. In 30 million years, researchers will pull DNA from his stomach, in order to reconstruct the genome of a cow (from the burger he ate). These cows will be put into a park where people can look at ancient organisms. No ... really |
To bad he didn't have BBQ for lunch, then we could have called it "Jurassic Pork"
You're going to hell for that.
"Hey down here!, I smell BBQ!" "D'oh! there's pineapple in the coleslaw!"
*blink blink* I missed it. Its funny, but I missed it.
It will be the last sample of non-human left meat on Earth.
And what the hell is Amber-Gel? I never read Queen Euphoria.
And what the hell is Amber-Gel? I never read Queen Euphoria.
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I would hate for invae to be this world's first encounter with magic.
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| If you have sensitive skin or sensitivity to chemicals, you're going to love this product! Amber Gel™ is a gentle, nourishing hair removal treatment handmade for Allergy Best Buys in England from 100% natural pure ingredients. There are no preservatives or additives in Amber Gel™, no wax, no resin, no chemicals, no synthetic fragrance. There is no need to use any preparation before or after use, no razors, no soap, no sting and no heat. Simple, safe and effective straight from the jar for men, women and children. Amber Gel™ contains sucrose, honey, citrus limonum and a blend of natural apple, grape and raspberry fruit acids. It remains runny, doesn't crystallise and lasts for ages, leaving skin soft, smooth and nourished and hair-free for 4-8 weeks. Amber Gel™ is so good that hair re-growth is minimal and less dense. The more you use it the less the hair growth. |
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I like how they don't say how exactly they make it.
Anyway, I considered getting some depilatory cream from the grocery store once, but decided against it when I saw that the primary ingredient was urea.
They talk about the benefits of all-natural ingredients, but I wouldn't want to put that kind of all-natural ingredient on my legs.
Hey, they used that to brush their teeth with it back in old India (they actually have a proverb about it: "pharmaceutical companies would try to patent piss, if they could, since it was once used as toothpaste" or something along those lines).
Ancient Rome also used it to bleach their togas.
I wonder if that stuff would work on the scalp?. Ive been looking for a good alternattive to shaving.
I'm buying some; I'll let you know.
has anyone heard from kanada ten lately
<6 days later>
anyone?
more seriously checked out the stuffs ingredient list
it sounds like it is edivle and might taste good
<6 days later>
anyone?
more seriously checked out the stuffs ingredient list
it sounds like it is edivle and might taste good
I have serious issues with eating something others use to remove hair from their more intimate parts... 
use a different jar
comments like that really bug me
comments like that really bug me
I know I should know this but can not think why. This is going eat at me all day long now.
| QUOTE (Lindt) |
| *blink blink* I missed it. Its funny, but I missed it. |
That quote was from the Simpsons, when Homer goes to hell at the end of the world in one of the "Treehouse of Horror episodes"
| QUOTE (Ironfish) |
| I wonder if that stuff would work on the scalp?. Ive been looking for a good alternattive to shaving. |
The answer is: no. It's a wax removable product, not Nair-ish.
| QUOTE (Daddy's Little Ninja) |
| This is going eat at me all day long now. |
it just might, at that!
| QUOTE (FanGirl) |
| Anyway, I considered getting some depilatory cream from the grocery store once, but decided against it when I saw that the primary ingredient was urea. They talk about the benefits of all-natural ingredients, but I wouldn't want to put that kind of all-natural ingredient on my legs. |
Urea in cosmetics is produced synthetically by bacteria. Diazolidinyl urea in small quantities is used a preservative. Urea itself is necessary for your skin to maintain a healthy moisture balance. No one is pissing in your moisturizer (or Nair or whatever).
| QUOTE (Shrapnel) |
| Ancient Rome also used it to bleach their togas. |
And one of the emperors taxed the bleachers (Who gathered the stuff from the source).
And when asked wether this smelly business should really be taxed he answered "Pecuniat non oled" - Money does not smell/stink!
So like the railroad gauge, the lower half of something roman once more lives in our time.
| QUOTE (Kanada Ten) | ||
The answer is: no. It's a wax removable product, not Nair-ish. |
I don't believe you. You are one of them bugs now.
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