Witness
Jun 14 2006, 08:42 AM
Following on from
this comment, I'd love to hear your ideas for badly messed-up characters. In as much or as little detail as you like.
Stuff like:
- The badly burned-out mage.
- The street sam SURGE freak who's ended up with some of the worst / most ridiculous mutations imaginable (feel free to fill in the details).
- The mechanic with gremlins and tremors.
- The elf-poser 'face' who everyone else thinks is ridiculous, and who is addicted to BTLs.
rlemansky
Jun 14 2006, 10:50 AM
Oddly, I was just getting ready to post something like this. It's been on my mind a lot, recently.
How far have you pushed character creation? What's your most off-beat character? How badly can you break Archetype molds?
Very curious to see what follows.
R
Ophis
Jun 14 2006, 11:02 AM
extreme graphic designer.
The look on the last player join my games face when he heard that.
"well she's doing and ex ganger sammie, she's doing a stealth adept hacker, he's doing a rigger."
"What's she playing?"
"A graphic designer."
Tattered~Seraphim
Jun 14 2006, 11:08 AM
Calling him an 'extreme' graphic designer is almost an understatement. The more you poke him, the scarier he gets....
Ophis
Jun 14 2006, 11:12 AM
Teach her to play an amnesiac, my favorite type of whipping boy.
Witness
Jun 14 2006, 11:17 AM
Ooh ooh.. a dwarf elf-poser!
"Aren't you a little short and hairy to be a faerie prince?"
Cang
Jun 14 2006, 11:41 AM
I have a friend who always plays elves in his games and dresses like one for ren fests... so when he played shadowrun for a bit and played an elf poser, we all couldn't stop laughing.
Ancient History
Jun 14 2006, 12:02 PM
The aggressive yet sexually-confused ork-poser elf with crotch-mounted cyberhorns.
A street samurai whose special weapon is an Ares Squirt installed in his phallus.
The beginning sorceror who designed all her own spells and has to explain their effects.
A laser and crossbow-wielding troll with quickened shapechange (Sasquatch) spell.
nezumi
Jun 14 2006, 01:44 PM
I made an overweight, 5'2", pimply faced decker who was an elf poser. He always wore a long cape (that he regularly tripped over), carried a katana he didn't know how to use, shades that framed his face wrong, and loved making 'dramatic poses'.
He wasn't a bad decker though.
I had a friend who wanted to run a decker who is constantly hounded by a mentor spirit trying to turn said person into a shaman.
Pendaric
Jun 14 2006, 04:55 PM
I played a Decker with no deck, had to do runs to pay off his former employers and buy an abbacus deck to get started with. Did have some other skills like programing to fall back on. The idea was that it would be tough not impossiable....
Catsnightmare
Jun 14 2006, 05:57 PM
A rent-a-cop security guard who has the cyber-rejection flaw was crippled in an industrial accident on the site he was guarding, the shock of which awakened his magical talents. The trauma of being unable to walk in a day and age of cybernetic miracles has affected his magical outlook, his spells center around pain inducing, physical/mental manipulation and physically debilitating spells, and of course levitaion for his own mobility to free him from his hated wheelchair.
Lagomorph
Jun 14 2006, 06:03 PM
A full mage with spirit bane on every type of spirit available, he didn't ever astrally project cause the astral hated him so much
Foreigner
Jun 14 2006, 09:13 PM
QUOTE (Witness) |
Ooh ooh.. a dwarf elf-poser! "Aren't you a little short and hairy to be a faerie prince?" |
Witness:
To which the aforementioned individual pops his triple Dikoted titanium steel spurs and says:
"You wanna MAKE somethin' of it, Bub?!?"
--Foreigner
Wounded Ronin
Jun 15 2006, 03:08 AM
I think someone should write a bunch of NPCs who are porn stars; make a story arc that involves porn stars and porn studios. It would be interesting to base the NPCs on real-life historic porn stars, such as Traci Lords and Linda Lovelace.
Toptomcat
Jun 15 2006, 03:19 AM
I had a shapeshifter who was originally a Fox shaman and her pet fox who got trapped in Bug City. She managed to rig up a powered glider and was on her way to escaping the Quarantine when the Cermak blast went off directly underneath her. Little-known fact: the reason the blast's radiation was muted is because the wards channeled most of it straight upwards.
She underwent a magical mutation that fused her with her pet, and left her psyche nearly shattered. It also made her incredibly powerful, though it had the nasty side effect of driving anyone who examined her aura too closely insane and making every one of her spells emit a not-insignificant quantinty of radiation.
I played her a bit like a magical Megaera- always sort of out of focus, never sure why her friends wanted to confuse that guard or battle this spirit, but a primal force when she descended from her near-permanent light daze and actually decided to do something.
Wounded Ronin
Jun 15 2006, 03:23 AM
Well, that's certainly a unique character design but the character sounds way too powerful for my taste as a GM. Shapeshifters are bad enough, but add to that extra-powerful radioactive shapeshifter?
Glyph
Jun 15 2006, 03:55 AM
My most messed-up character would probably be Rat, although that's mostly because he was created for a 40 build point game. He had two of the most crippling flaws, computer illiterate and uncouth, but I picked them because they were very fun flaws to roleplay. Especially the uncouth flaw, since he was the self-described "face" of the group.
Squinky
Jun 15 2006, 04:00 AM
I wanted to make a Troll Swordsman Adept with a horrible case of Tourettes. Thought it would be a "good roleplaying challenge" heh. Never got around to playing him though.
HalloranElder
Jun 15 2006, 06:08 AM
One of the players in the game I'm about to run has created a Porn-Mage.
Background of the character is that he was having a bit of financial difficulty paying his way through university, so the Mob gave him some loans. He's paying off those loans by assisting the Mob in the porn industry, casting "appropriate" spells for them!
These spells include Antidote, Cure Disease and Detox (to make sure the stars are clean), Heal (for fairly obvious reasons), Increase Body (Body = Endurance, so...), Resist Pain (also fairly obvious), Physical Mask and Trid Fantasm (to make the stars and locations look however they want), Control Actions (lets not go there) and Shapechange (lets also not go there!).
Crusher Bob
Jun 15 2006, 06:38 AM
So is it still bestiality if it's really a shapechanged mage that you are, erm, having relations with?
Vaevictis
Jun 15 2006, 06:50 AM
Paraplegic rigger in a JIM suit?
(I mean, if it's okay to have a 1000lb troll running around, why not a paralyzed dude in a supposed-to-be-underwater-but-now-it's-not power suit?)
Witness
Jun 15 2006, 09:15 AM
QUOTE (Wounded Ronin @ Jun 14 2006, 10:08 PM) |
I think someone should write a bunch of NPCs who are porn stars; make a story arc that involves porn stars and porn studios. It would be interesting to base the NPCs on real-life historic porn stars, such as Traci Lords and Linda Lovelace.
|
Interestingly I just had an NPC who was kind of like that.
He wasn't a total mess-up; in fact he was very good at his job (which was a Face)- charming guy, Brad Pitt-alike, pheromones, voice modulation & retinal duplication etc, went by the name Baldur. He and a female (middle-aged dwarf) PC were to go into a very swanky hotel as guests (to help others get in less visibly), and it was only as he was going in that he bashfully admitted that the fake SIN he was using had him down as a porn star. You should have seen her blush. Though charming he had an air of sadness about him, sometimes. As if he could have been a real star, but it was never quite explained what drove him to the shadows.
Still that doesn't really qualify as a properly messed-up character. But...
QUOTE (Vaevictus) |
Paraplegic rigger in a JIM suit? |
One of my players' characters (in the same game) is a quadraplegic rigger (& drone rigger) + medic (using drones), whose meat body moves around in a slow clunky anthroform 'wheelchair' (with built-in life support). It must be said that despite this he is a pretty fucking versatile and dangerous Shadowrunner.
Another PC (the aforementioned female dwarf) started out as a mad old homeless dwarf woman who fed and talked to the pigeons in the park, while wheeling around a knackered old shopping trolley full of trash. Turns out she was a Pigeon shaman (in fact in my game world she is the only Pigeon shaman), and in the first part of the campaign, boy did she play up the madness! It was great fun. She's since had a bit of road-to-Damascus moment with her Totem, and has become a bit less mad and oblivious (the game has moved on to higher levels and it wouldn't have been fitting any more).
And yet another PC in the same game was/is also majorly messed-up: he was a high school jock who was failing badly in school, so Wealthy Dad got one of his clients to install some special headware (Mysterious Cyberware flaw- a prototype called the 'Inner Beauty' Neuroencephalon) to give him a leg up academically. Unfortunately it totally screwed up his mind. He became like an autistic savant (with psychotic qualities) and had heaps of fun freaking out the other PCs. One of them woke up one night in the safehouse to find this guy standing over him just watching him- and on other occasions he kept on scrawling weird mathematical shit on the walls and mumbling to himself. He too has had to pull himself together a bit (with some personafix help), and has become a pretty fearsome decker. He recently found out that his headware was a prototype for the Node technology used by Deus. (And that's just a weird coincidence: we talked about that character and the cyberware long before reading about the Nodes, but in terms of what the headware did, it turned out to be an almost exact match for the stuff built into a Node).
What's been interesting here is watching these last two characters (who both started out really messed-up) grow and develop through a really long campaign. Both are pretty awesome now, but because of their messed-up origins they remain really interesting memorable characters, I think.
EDIT: The rigger is cool too, although he joined the campaign more recently and at a higher level, so he doesn't have that messed-up history.
Digital Heroin
Jun 15 2006, 09:26 AM
QUOTE (Glyph) |
My most messed-up character would probably be Rat, although that's mostly because he was created for a 40 build point game. He had two of the most crippling flaws, computer illiterate and uncouth, but I picked them because they were very fun flaws to roleplay. Especially the uncouth flaw, since he was the self-described "face" of the group. |
Does my addled memory fail me, or was the the game where I played Jimmy "Underfoot" the 40BP decker?
Also created with the same amount of BPs was Mr. G, the Ghoul Pimp... sad, how my brain works at times...
Witness
Jun 15 2006, 09:26 AM
QUOTE (Ancient History) |
The aggressive yet sexually-confused ork-poser elf with crotch-mounted cyberhorns. |
I should also mention an enemy NPC that the players once found stalking young women in the depths of the Ork Underground.
A massively cybered troll freak with a giant retractable blade that slid out of his crotch. Now he was messed-up. And I'm happy to say he got what was coming to him. In spades.
Tiralee
Jun 15 2006, 11:38 AM
QUOTE |
I think someone should write a bunch of NPCs who are porn stars; make a story arc that involves porn stars and porn studios. It would be interesting to base the NPCs on real-life historic porn stars, such as Traci Lords and Linda Lovelace. |
Sorry Ronin, done it. With players.
Male Porn-Star Dwarf Adept.
Female Cybered Porn-Star Minotaur Enforcer
Female Satyr Porn Star Face
-Lets just say that the Pron industry of 2060 has a lot of..."Niche"...interests.
Sadly, the boxes had to undergo a wipe about a year ago, so much of the sheer insanity was lost.
One of the things that HAS continued is the use of in game "music" to indicate a player is strolling down a street/into a mall/into the meet...
"Ha ha ha ha, Stayin' alive, Stayin' alive....Ha, ha ha ha, Staying Alliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeee......"
or:
(Imaginary Wah-wah pedal)
Wokka wokka woooooow, baw-wow wow....
<For those who haven't experienced old-school 60's-70 pron, there is a thing called porno music. And it's a lot more fun to listen to than you'd believe.)
-Tir. (Good times:))
Kalvan
Jun 15 2006, 12:21 PM
I haven't actually played them, but
The human
skeletally displasiac dwarf poseur.
The elf poseur Elvis shaman.
The burned out blood mage who SURGED into a demonic form.
The Troll Rat shaman-who has developed Rat's sense of self-preservation.
The multiply initiated Adept (Athelete's Way) who goes on runs in a football uniform complete with helmet and pads.
The Dragonslayer Shaman, who's currently gunning for Ghostwalker, Masaru, and Soñador.
The Gunslinger Adept who carries around bananas in his/her holsters.
Witness
Jun 15 2006, 12:46 PM
QUOTE (Kalvan) |
The Troll Rat shaman-who has developed Rat's sense of self-preservation. |
I do like that one, I must say!
Toptomcat
Jun 15 2006, 04:14 PM
QUOTE |
Well, that's certainly a unique character design but the character sounds way too powerful for my taste as a GM. Shapeshifters are bad enough, but add to that extra-powerful radioactive shapeshifter? |
It was legal under starting rules. Initiated three times with Spell Points bought with nuyen, combined with custom spells and Edge-boosted high mental stats to make a holy terror..
hyzmarca
Jun 15 2006, 04:57 PM
You can get really low by creating characters who try but fail to immitate 80s cartoon characters.
Mum-Ra the Everliving
An infirm and physically disfigured magician who surrounds himself with vaguely Egyptian trappings. He augments his unimpresive physical abilities by channeling "Ancient spirits of Evil" which are neither ancient nor evil. He would be slightly less comical if not for the fact that geasa require him to run screaming back to his lair if he ever sees his reflection. Unlike his namesake this Mum-Ra is completly mortal and can easily be killed by any idiot with a gun.
Copper Kid
A human-looking Dwarf mime with 4 copper-colered cyberlimbs, a matching cybertorso and a cyberskull. He forgoes the classic physical pantomime and instead communicated with electronic whistles produced by a cyberimplant in his mouth. Copper Kid is an expert with throwing weapons, specializing in the discus. He has several throwing disks attached to his cyborg body.
Moon-Hawk
Jun 15 2006, 05:20 PM
QUOTE (hyzmarca) |
Mum-Ra the Everliving
An infirm and physically disfigured magician who surrounds himself with vaguely Egyptian trappings. He augments his unimpresive physical abilities by channeling "Ancient spirits of Evil" which are neither ancient nor evil. He would be slightly less comical if not for the fact that geasa require him to run screaming back to his lair if he ever sees his reflection. Unlike his namesake this Mum-Ra is completly mortal and can easily be killed by any idiot with a gun. |
You know, if he were voodoo than his loa really could "transform this decayed form to Mumm-ra the everliving! WRAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa"
mfb
Jun 15 2006, 06:44 PM
stevebugge
Jun 15 2006, 06:51 PM
How about a Dwarf Face who has surged so that he has an elongated snout and is covered in tan fur, has special dietery requirement: cats, a brutally sharp tounge, and the hunted flaw.....
Name: Gordon Shumway
Witness
Jun 15 2006, 07:22 PM
I feel we are perhaps just one step away from this already, so I'll go ahead and burst the dam:
Shamanic Drop Bear paratrooper with dikoted Wombat ally spirit.

EDIT: No wait... Shamanic
elf-poser Drop Bear paratrooper with dikoted Wombat ally spirit. And a BTL addiction.
Platinum
Jun 15 2006, 07:24 PM
we were no where near it .... now you have to go back and edit that trash out.
"Potty mouth"
winterhawk11
Jun 15 2006, 09:56 PM
QUOTE (stevebugge) |
How about a Dwarf Face who has surged so that he has an elongated snout and is covered in tan fur, has special dietery requirement: cats, a brutally sharp tounge, and the hunted flaw.....
Name: Gordon Shumway |
Oh...an ALF Poser!
Witness
Jun 15 2006, 10:43 PM
*smacks head*
stevebugge
Jun 15 2006, 10:50 PM
QUOTE (winterhawk11) |
QUOTE (stevebugge) | How about a Dwarf Face who has surged so that he has an elongated snout and is covered in tan fur, has special dietery requirement: cats, a brutally sharp tounge, and the hunted flaw.....
Name: Gordon Shumway |
Oh...an ALF Poser! |
Bonus Karma Awarded
Tiralee
Jun 16 2006, 01:09 AM
QUOTE |
How about a Dwarf Face who has surged so that he has an elongated snout and is covered in tan fur, has special dietery requirement: cats, a brutally sharp tounge, and the hunted flaw..... |
The Gods are watching what you do
stevebugge...
And they are most displeased.
-Tir
Glyph
Jun 16 2006, 03:15 AM
QUOTE (Digital Heroin) |
QUOTE (Glyph @ Jun 15 2006, 03:55 AM) | My most messed-up character would probably be Rat, although that's mostly because he was created for a 40 build point game. He had two of the most crippling flaws, computer illiterate and uncouth, but I picked them because they were very fun flaws to roleplay. Especially the uncouth flaw, since he was the self-described "face" of the group. |
Does my addled memory fail me, or was the the game where I played Jimmy "Underfoot" the 40BP decker?
Also created with the same amount of BPs was Mr. G, the Ghoul Pimp... sad, how my brain works at times...
|
Yep, I remember him. Ironically, Cage Fight was a pretty long-running game, and Rat was actually pretty successful within that low-powered setting (well, low-powered other than Ehran the Scribe

).
Sahandrian
Jun 16 2006, 08:03 AM
So I had an idea for a ghoul catholic priest... That might be awful enough...
There's a joke about transubstantiation in there somewhere, but I'm too lazy to find it.
Toptomcat
Jun 16 2006, 12:09 PM
How very Nightcrawler.
nezumi
Jun 16 2006, 12:45 PM
One thing I've been wanting to do for a while is a magic user with no magic. A master of prestidigitation and ledgerdemain. While the awakening lead to a new age for mankind, for him it mostly just emptied seats. But being a con artist means never having to give up a wacky scheme. As such, he's decided to continue using his skills, this time in a slightly less legal venue.
High social and chemistry skills, quickness through the roof, perhaps a little cyber and bio to give him that edge, but ultimately a character with no chrome more obvious than a datajack, absolutely adamant that he is magically adept, but without the slightest trace of awakening ("I'm just an initiate with masking!")
I'd love help making him, if anyone is up to the challenge
Lebo77
Jun 16 2006, 07:09 PM
QUOTE (nezumi) |
One thing I've been wanting to do for a while is a magic user with no magic. A master of prestidigitation and ledgerdemain. While the awakening lead to a new age for mankind, for him it mostly just emptied seats. But being a con artist means never having to give up a wacky scheme. As such, he's decided to continue using his skills, this time in a slightly less legal venue.
High social and chemistry skills, quickness through the roof, perhaps a little cyber and bio to give him that edge, but ultimately a character with no chrome more obvious than a datajack, absolutely adamant that he is magically adept, but without the slightest trace of awakening ("I'm just an initiate with masking!")
I'd love help making him, if anyone is up to the challenge |
We had a physad like that in a game I ran. He was called "The Amazing Goldfield" and was one of the best charicters I had ever seen. He had active and knowledge skills that backed up his profession and could sneak and shoot competently (plus thrown weapons mastery). One of his highlights was hideing a car in an 18 wheeler so that when a customs inspector opened the rear door, the container looked empty.
Lindt
Jun 16 2006, 07:17 PM
QUOTE (Tiralee) |
QUOTE | How about a Dwarf Face who has surged so that he has an elongated snout and is covered in tan fur, has special dietery requirement: cats, a brutally sharp tounge, and the hunted flaw..... |
The Gods are watching what you do stevebugge... And they are most displeased. -Tir |
*shakes head sadly and walks away*
...
stevebugge
Jun 16 2006, 10:07 PM
What I will say here is when you ask for the worst I can think of expect to get it.
Sahandrian
Jun 17 2006, 03:02 AM
Nightcrawler doesn't eat people.
And ghouls aren't usually furry.
Ancient History
Jun 17 2006, 03:38 AM
QUOTE (Sahandrian) |
Nightcrawler doesn't eat people. |
Usually.
Foreigner
Jun 17 2006, 04:21 PM
Sahandrian, A.H.:
You could probably create Kurt "Nightcrawler" Wagner as a SURGED Night One Elf.
(IIRC, there's a variant with dark-blue fur.)
Of course, there'd have to be some method of explaining his OTHER unusual physical characteristics--namely his pointed tail, fangs, solid-yellow eyes without pupils or irises...
I have NO idea how you'd account for his teleportational ability, though.
(Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that there is a canonical teleportation ability in SR. I suppose a spell that would temporarily allow him to move faster than can be tracked by Metahuman senses and electronic means *might* work.)
In the comics, he was the son of a mutant shapeshifter (Raven "Mystique" Darkholme) and an otherdimensional demon whose name escapes me.
Edit: A.H.: Now that you mention it, I recall him saying something to the effect that his father was a mutant from Biblical times, or something of the sort. I'd forgotten it.
--Foreigner
Ancient History
Jun 17 2006, 05:51 PM
The "Demon" was actually another mutant.
Anyway, it's obvious. Nightcrawler is an acrobatics adept, skilled in fencing, and possesses the Fading faerie power that allows him to quickly move into another plane and then reappear in our own. The cloud is the result of his love of Saeder-Krupp "Brimstone" brand sausages, an unintentional byproduct everytime he uses his ability.
JongWK
Jun 17 2006, 06:05 PM
QUOTE (Ancient History) |
The "Demon" was actually another mutant.
Anyway, it's obvious. Nightcrawler is an acrobatics adept, skilled in fencing, and possesses the Fading faerie power that allows him to quickly move into another plane and then reappear in our own. The cloud is the result of his love of Saeder-Krupp "Brimstone" brand sausages, an unintentional byproduct everytime he uses his ability. |
Nah, he's just using the teleportation spell from the Xbox game...
... I'm going to Hell for that one, right?
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please
click here.