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Draug

Feb 15 2007, 06:40 AM

http://www.hitman.us/main.html

This site has to be a joke, but it has some nice and fun material on how to hire/be a professional hitman. Definitely some SR material there, especially for Fixer - Johnson relations.

I especially enjoy their FAQ:

QUOTE

Q: Do you use dumdum bullets?
A: No! Those are prohibited by law.

wargear

Feb 15 2007, 10:33 AM

Cute site. Great find there.

Butterblume

Feb 15 2007, 11:08 AM

Interesting site. I am almost sure it is a joke...

Ed_209a

Feb 15 2007, 02:45 PM

"HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals."

BishopMcQ

Feb 15 2007, 04:13 PM

Reminds me of Neil Gaiman's short story--"We can get them for you Wholesale." Video Link It's under new media.

jrpigman

Feb 16 2007, 07:04 PM

QUOTE

Gift Certificates:

If you know someone who wants to have someone killed you can purchase a gift certificate, starting at $25,000. We will send you a 16-digit activation code that will have to be used to activate the gift certificate in the future. Gift certificates are valid for up to one year.

Theres a stocking stuffer

lorechaser

Feb 16 2007, 07:36 PM

QUOTE (jrpigman)

QUOTE

Gift Certificates:

If you know someone who wants to have someone killed you can purchase a gift certificate, starting at $25,000. We will send you a 16-digit activation code that will have to be used to activate the gift certificate in the future. Gift certificates are valid for up to one year.

Theres a stocking stuffer

QUOTE

Refund policy:

(This line has intentionally been left blank).

Hah!

Thane36425

Feb 16 2007, 08:07 PM

Reads like it is based at least in part on that Hitman book that got Paladin Press in trouble a while back.

FlakJacket

Feb 16 2007, 08:48 PM

Hitman? I always thought hitmen were bald genetically engineered super soldiers with bar codes tattooed on the backs of their heads?