QUOTE (Octopiii @ May 4 2009, 02:27 AM)

Fishbreath rolls his eyes as Lamia calmly plans out the best way to get him shot.
"Couple problems, Lams. First, we gotta find one of my people to gank. I know you pinkys think that if we're not in a gang we're the janitor, but we ain't as common as all that in corp world. If we can't get one of my people, we gotta hope that I can pass as human somehow. And that's without worrying about having to navigate the MAD detectors, which, RFID tag or no, are gonna be iffy about me bringing a gun, and I don't like the idea going in there naked."
"I don't mind going in naked..." Lamia replies with a wicked smirk. "I don't think it would help with this plan, but maybe next time."
QUOTE (Octopiii @ May 4 2009, 02:27 AM)

He leans back, idly checking the safety on his Alpha. "Ya know, there is that van that chased us... it probably has all the vehicle tags we need to get in to that garage. We magic up this rig," he taps the floor with the butt of his gun, "and walk right in. Sure, we gonna have problems once we're inside, but we're going to have problems no matter what. I don't like any plan that depends on everything going right, which is what your idea requires; we just saw how that worked. If we're going in, we need to be able to defend ourselves."
Lamia ahhhs in understanding. "It doesn't matter if you can pass for human as long as you can pass for a janitor" she explains, voice light. "You won't get a second look as long as you aren't stuffing drugs down your pants. Every business is made up of parts. DocWagon's Doc Wagons and paramedics are big, expensive parts. If they get lost or broken, the corp loses money and lots of it. They'll care a
lot more about that than losing a body who isn't a paying customer any more. You don't rob a gun store so you can rob a stuffer shack." She sounds remarkably businesslike as she makes the analogy.
"Now, janitors, cafeteria workers, orderlies, they're all small parts, easy to replace. They don't get invited to the company picnic and they don't get a get-well card if they break a leg. They won't be monitored and no one pays attention to them. That's why it'd be easier to go in as a service worker or two." She pauses a moment, thoughtfully.
"Ah!" She sits up from her reclining position, bouncing around nicely. "Or we just go up and ask for a tag. They'll pay even less attention to someone else's service workers. We have a Sandal delivery drone here, it'll go make a delivery of flowers, with a person going along with the drone, since this is a "pussymail." She snaps her fingers and looks smug at her inspiration. "Flowers and getting to pet the cute, therapeutic kitten." She points to Mau, instead of herself as might be expected. "So, Fish, you'll handle the kitty... or Mau turns YOU into the cat, since he's so much more non-threatening." 'But Lamia, what if I need my big gun to shoot out lots of bullets at someone?' you ask. Simple!" she says, putting a suggestive purr in her voice.
"Mau keeps the vehicle mask over the drone, making it look like that exact drone without an assault rifle and other dangerous toys inside the cargo bay. It will slide right past a MAD."
She laces her fingers together and stretches her arms out in front of her. "Now, they have astral security to detect such tricks, so it won't work at all... unless some lovely mage shows up in the astral on the other side of the building, looking intent on mischief at that exact moment. I make the diversion until you're past the entrance, then the mask spell can be dropped. They don't have MADs inside the building."
Now her arms go up over her head as her chest goes out. "That gets two people and some drones inside, with enough firepower to leave the building hot. The only outside factor is getting a couple of patient names to do deliveries for, simpler than cutting RFID tags out of a DocWagon or waylaying people on the street."
She drops her hands into her lap. "So, it's a start. Getting the body out might be trickier. What can you do once you're in?"
QUOTE (Octopiii @ May 4 2009, 02:27 AM)

"Sides Lams," he leers, "Karl Kombat Mage got the part about sex goddesses right, if what I'm looking at is any indication."
Lamia smirks. "Oh, no, not at all...
I am the only sex goddess mage you'll ever see in the real world" she explains. "One of a kind, not a yen a dozen as you see there."