Same picture as used in the April Fool's Day joke as an illustration of where SR D20 was going.
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Same picture as used in the April Fool's Day joke as an illustration of where SR D20 was going.
Same picture as used in the April Fool's Day joke as an illustration of where SR D20 was going.
That's not elf porn. Those are humans.
And the pic was also used in the second Germany-sourcebook.
I don't know whether that was published in English or not.
I don't know whether that was published in English or not.
Now I must buy this book. Or at least thumb to that page at the store.
I find hilarious that a 3-post thread like this had been seen 528 times before I did. Must be the eye-catching title. 
Not at all.Elf porn is not eye catching at all.I want elf porn!
mmmm. elf pr0n.
Is it just me or does anyone else find it interesting that prostitution, gangs, drugs, murder and such is referenced in the book, but there is no mention of porn anywhere...
well, there ARE BTL's, of which i assumed most were porn like experiences...
Well, before I got cleaned up and had kids and such, I ran the gamut of drugs. While it can be said that each drug has a unique effect and each person's reaction will be unique; in my experience, drugs > pr0n, pr0n <> sex and sex > all.
I married a junkie who later told me that sex was overrated. I'm divorced now. Go figure.
I married a junkie who later told me that sex was overrated. I'm divorced now. Go figure.
well, i guess i should clarify... by porn like experience, i ment more like being in the porn, having the sex, but not needing the (consenting or otherwise) partner
I know. I was just being facetious. =)
that reminds me, how can sex >all, if porn <> sex?
| QUOTE (Aku) |
| that reminds me, how can sex >all, if porn <> sex? |
... and Drugs > Porn!
Geriatric German Grandmas spanking Spanish men?
I think I saw that in my junk folder last night
| QUOTE (Aku) |
| that reminds me, how can sex >all, if porn <> sex? |
I may have mistaken the symbols... Would != be more appropriate?
i dont think so, for by saying sex > than all, than porn can't even be = sex, because then sex isn't > porn
Just what I always wanted, a boolean elf-porn thread...
| QUOTE (Aku) |
| i dont think so, for by saying sex > than all, than porn can't even be = sex, because then sex isn't > porn |
You know, we used to push around people like you back in my school days
and called them "smarty". Like Martin at The Simpsons. 
| QUOTE (Fortune) | ||
... and Drugs > Porn! |
Perhaps the statement would be more accurate as:
drugs > sex
sex > all
set drugs (mutually exclusive) set good boolean logic skills
| QUOTE (Grinder) | ||
You know, we used to push around people like you back in my school days and called them "smarty". Like Martin at The Simpsons. |
yea, but unlike martin ever will be, i've had a woman lol
Point for you.
Maybe I am losing my mind, Aku. But I could have sworn...
> Greater than
>= Greater than or equal to
< Less than
<= Less than or equal to
= Equal to
<> Not equal to
So...
2>1, 1<>3 and 3>1, 3>2
d>p, p<>s and s>p, s>d
How does that not make sense?
> Greater than
>= Greater than or equal to
< Less than
<= Less than or equal to
= Equal to
<> Not equal to
So...
2>1, 1<>3 and 3>1, 3>2
d>p, p<>s and s>p, s>d
How does that not make sense?
hmm, perhaps it's my mind thats gone lost, i thought <> was another form of equal too.....
Well, we are both lost. We are continuing to post, offtopic, in a thread about Elf Porn... LOL
*puts down his latest copy of Orks Gone Wild*
Elf pr0n? How passe. It's all about the Orks man, once you go ork, you never go back.
Elf pr0n? How passe. It's all about the Orks man, once you go ork, you never go back.
| QUOTE (PBTHHHHT) |
| t's all about the Orks man, once you go ork, you never go back. |
That's because you'd be traumatized for life!
| QUOTE (Fortune) | ||
That's because you'd be traumatized for life! |
Bah, you gotta get cross-genre with it. Troll (Giant) males and Elf females....
Pass! I prefer my Elf Porn pure.
Pure elf porn... ahhhh! Personally I prefer SURGED elf pussies. meeeow! 
| QUOTE (Nindaru) |
| Bah, you gotta get cross-genre with it. Troll (Giant) males and Elf females.... |
Or the other way... do you know the episode of Futurama, when they discovered the planet of the Giant Amazones? Death by Snu-Snu.
i'm not lost just very...very... desperate... i dont even know if elf porn COULD save me at this point...
| QUOTE (Grinder) | ||
Or the other way... do you know the episode of Futurama, when they discovered the planet of the Giant Amazones? Death by Snu-Snu. |
Aye! So it's time to have giant females going at it with elf males!
The spirit, is willing but the flesh is bruised and spongy.
| QUOTE |
| *puts down his latest copy of Orks Gone Wild* Elf pr0n? How passe. It's all about the Orks man, once you go ork, you never go back. |
So very true, man, so very true words. More avantgarde prefer Trolls, especially greek variations. Ka-pow.
For sexy price of 6,99 we offer first half of great greek story "Troy", starting with goddesses arriving and seducing young ork Paris. Paris takes Helen, most beatiful trolless and escapes from feast, leaving angered elf goddesses. They then have sex with all elf and human heroes in the hall and instigate them to attack Troy where Paris is hiding. After arrival at Troy and unsuccesful siege they decided to make a horse and sneak in while their women, pretending to be captured slaves distract guards. After great and controversial ork-troll love scene comes battle, where trolls break in and find Paris dead, and Helen killing herself.
No story is more true than the sad story of Helen and Paris!
See for yourself, and tell your friends.
| QUOTE (Nikoli) |
| The spirit, is willing but the flesh is bruised and spongy. |
That's the dilemma Fry and his (male) friends were facing. And well, 9 feet tall amazons too.
| QUOTE (Fortune) |
| Pass! I prefer my Elf Porn pure. |
Um, PURE?!? Somehow, that's the last word I would expect to hear on this topic... ROFL
| QUOTE (Grinder) | ||
That's the dilemma Fry and his (male) friends were facing. And well, 9 feet tall amazons too. |
That's why he quoted from that show and why I mentioned giant females and elf males. Unless you're trying to explain to all those folks who don't watch Futurama...
Hmmm... what other oddities. Night ones, they have fur on them. So seeing them without clothes just isn't nearly as... Maybe if you shave 'em completely... ok, now it's really getting disturbing, as it wasn't already.
| QUOTE (PBTHHHHT) | ||||
That's why he quoted from that show and why I mentioned giant females and elf males. Unless you're trying to explain to all those folks who don't watch Futurama... Hmmm... what other oddities. Night ones, they have fur on them. So seeing them without clothes just isn't nearly as... Maybe if you shave 'em completely... ok, now it's really getting disturbing, as it wasn't already. |
Night Ones satisfy the Drow fetishists and the furry fetishists at the same time.
| QUOTE (hyzmarca) |
| Night Ones satisfy the Drow fetishists and the furry fetishists at the same time. |
And also the shaving fetishists too if they choose that route.
| QUOTE (PBTHHHHT) |
| That's why he quoted from that show and why I mentioned giant females and elf males. |
Sorry, didn't recognize the quote, i had watched the german translated version only.
| QUOTE (PBTHHHHT) | ||
And also the shaving fetishists too if they choose that route. |
If dressed in leather and high heels, they satisfy few other groups.
If they are shaved bald, few more.
If... no, don't read it and don't hink about it.
And you are all perverts for thred nercomancy, booleen porn, and goddess only knows what else you where talking about before I got distracted by Night Elf surged catwomen who are shaved and wearing CFM boots...
Discuss.
Discuss.
Come over and visit the Drop Bear thread. There you can talk about anything you want, we'll always find a link to the thread title.
Hey, all I wanted was some nice, uninhibited, racially pure elf porn. None of this other deviant drek. Is that too much to ask?
| QUOTE (Fortune) |
| Hey, all I wanted was some nice, uninhibited, racially pure elf porn. None of this other deviant drek. Is that too much to ask? |
There you go asking for *Pure* Porn again... Damn, man. Care to share that dictionary of yours? =)
| QUOTE (Nindaru) | ||
There you go asking for *Pure* Porn again... Damn, man. Care to share that dictionary of yours? =) |
There are many different kinds of purity depending on one's frame of referance. Fortune desires racial purity, a concept that is best illustrated by this VG cats comic.
I'm pretty sure that racially pure elf porn involves incarcerated members of the Ancients sodomizing one another.
| QUOTE (hyzmarca) |
| I'm pretty sure that racially pure elf porn involves incarcerated members of the Ancients sodomizing one another. |
Better'n lettin' any o' them Trogs do it!
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