Hocus Pocus
Oct 7 2005, 03:08 AM
me likely elf porn
nezumi
Oct 7 2005, 02:09 PM
QUOTE (Hocus Pocus) |
me likely elf porn |
Yes, I believe a thread dead for two weeks really had to be brought up for this simple sentiment.
(Oh oh, now I'm bad for bringing back a thread everyone had quietly ignored for twelve hours...)
ya think theres lesbian elf p0rn?
mm double hawtness
nezumi
Oct 7 2005, 03:38 PM
I question if any porn involving two elves ISN'T lesbian. Real men don't look like overgrown twelve-year-olds.
yes, but regardless of that fact, the bits and peices have to not fit each other for it to be lesbian p0rn
Hocus Pocus
Oct 7 2005, 04:46 PM
lesbian elf porn, now there is a thought
SL James
Oct 7 2005, 08:22 PM
QUOTE (Aku) |
ya think theres lesbian elf p0rn?
mm double hawtness |
One of the two lesbians making out in Sprawl Survival Guide is an elf.
hyzmarca
Oct 7 2005, 09:06 PM
QUOTE (Aku) |
yes, but regardless of that fact, the bits and peices have to not fit each other for it to be lesbian p0rn |
It depends on how one defines "not fit" Tongues fit in certain places fairly well and tribadism works out quite nicely.
Well, in this case, i'm defininf it as trying to fit the round slot inside the round slot...
TheNarrator
Oct 7 2005, 09:48 PM
That's what the word "tribadism" means.
See,
Wikipedia knows! (mildly NSFW)
hmm, interesting, well, that covers my ration of sketch-porn for my friday night....
but perhaps the misunderstanding is in the bits and pieces part, although, i never remember who has bits and who has pieces...
nezumi
Oct 9 2005, 12:16 PM
QUOTE (TheNarrator) |
That's what the word "tribadism" means.
See, Wikipedia knows! (mildly NSFW) |
Better than dictionary.com - "a homosexual practice among women which attempts to simulate heterosexual intercourse; a lesbian"
Boy, thanks!
(BTW, do *NOT* open the wikipedia link at work)
Sicarius
Oct 9 2005, 02:43 PM
did in fact open at work. (on the weekend, no body round)...
now for a few moments of brower history cleaning.
TheNarrator
Oct 10 2005, 12:55 AM
The acronym "NSFW" stands for "Not Safe For Work". It's pretty commonly used.
hyzmarca
Oct 10 2005, 02:17 AM
If that little drawing gets you in trouble at work I strongly recomend not looking up the Wikipedia entry on Pan.
nezumi
Oct 10 2005, 12:33 PM
(Sorry, not familiar with NSFW. I check Dave Barry's blog where he uses another, longer acronym that, failing all else, gets your attention better.)
"Pan is a type of cookware and bakeware" says wikipedia. I hope my boss isn't looking ;P
ShadowDragon8685
Oct 10 2005, 12:40 PM
QUOTE (SL James) |
QUOTE (Aku @ Oct 7 2005, 09:04 AM) | ya think theres lesbian elf p0rn?
mm double hawtness |
One of the two lesbians making out in Sprawl Survival Guide is an elf.
|
Ummmmm. Could you help a chummer out with a page number, there? I just flipped through the SSG, coulden't find any make-outage. The closest I could find was the elf woman leaning against the big hairy (possibly troll) guy's chest, looking all sad and all.
blakkie
Oct 10 2005, 03:36 PM
QUOTE (nezumi @ Oct 10 2005, 06:33 AM) |
"Pan is a type of cookware and bakeware" says wikipedia. I hope my boss isn't looking ;P |
I think he might have been refering to the mythology version where there is a sculpture depicting a questionable....animal husbandry technique.
Nikoli
Oct 10 2005, 06:18 PM
Keep in mind, if it is of an educational nature, it is not pornographic. No employer shy of maybe the 700 club could nay-say an entry in an encyclopedia as the intent of the entry was not to stimulate but rather to inform and the only way to really get the right image would be a tasteful sketch drawing.
They can ask that you not do further research, but they cannot punish you for a one time transgression.
caramel frappucino
Oct 11 2005, 03:10 AM
I'll say that constantly getting weird looks from all your coworkers for the remainder of your stay at that workplace is enough of a punishment.
Aku
Oct 11 2005, 03:40 AM
"whats the matter Bob? So desperate you need to look at sketcho-porn?"
SL James
Oct 12 2005, 02:56 AM
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Oct 10 2005, 06:40 AM) |
QUOTE (SL James @ Oct 7 2005, 04:22 PM) | QUOTE (Aku @ Oct 7 2005, 09:04 AM) | ya think theres lesbian elf p0rn?
mm double hawtness |
One of the two lesbians making out in Sprawl Survival Guide is an elf.
|
Ummmmm. Could you help a chummer out with a page number, there? I just flipped through the SSG, coulden't find any make-outage. The closest I could find was the elf woman leaning against the big hairy (possibly troll) guy's chest, looking all sad and all.
|
I made a mistake. It's page 114 of SOTA 2063.
It's an elf and ork in Sprawl Survival Guide, BTW.
Hocus Pocus
Oct 13 2005, 02:54 AM
I need to buy this book simply for the lesbians
SL James
Oct 13 2005, 03:12 AM
Well, the genetech stuff doesn't hurt much, either. But neither are in this book. They're in the previous State of the Art.
nezumi
Oct 13 2005, 02:43 PM
Haha, now all the suckers who just bought the SSG have to buy a SECOND book to get their lesbian elf porn fix.
Or they could just rent some hentai already and admit they're freaks.
crimson ronin
Oct 15 2005, 02:13 AM
some people need ANOTHER hobby! rpg is fantasy BUT cmon guys!
Fortune
Oct 16 2005, 08:31 AM
Alternately, some people need a sense of humor!
Hocus Pocus
Oct 17 2005, 04:05 AM
Lesbian elf hentai?
Westiex
Oct 17 2005, 01:03 PM
Careful there, we don't want any dumpshock users to have nosebleeds.
Hocus Pocus
Nov 8 2005, 07:28 AM
lesbian elf henti ally spirit?
Westiex
Nov 8 2005, 08:02 AM
Dikoted lesbian elf ally spirit hentai!
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