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Zhan Shi
Drake. I've always dreamed of flying. The "first transformation" bit scares me, though. It could happen at such an inoppurtune moment...
Kagetenshi
Last I checked we're all out of the womb, so we missed our chance on Elves, Dwarves, and their metavariants (and immortal varieties).

~J
Zhan Shi
Oops. embarrassed.gif
darthmord
I'd opt for Drake, Elf, or Immortal Elf.

Besides, who is to say that the Awakening doesn't make current humans change into Elves...

Drake would be interesting though. Immortal Drake would be even more nifty. love.gif
nezumi
I'd go for Ninja. No way that's just learned.
Grinder
Drop Bear.

That answers fits nearly every time. nyahnyah.gif biggrin.gif
Daddy's Little Ninja
QUOTE (Kagetenshi)
Last I checked we're all out of the womb, so we missed our chance on Elves, Dwarves, and their metavariants (and immortal varieties).

~J

Maybe Snow Fox is covering ear points with prostectis. Or that guy in your office you thought was a really geeky Star Trek fan...
Raén
I'm going for a human-looking elf! Everybody always says i'm skinny...
Stahlseele
Troll . . definitely . . people should not like me for my goody two shoes looks . . i wanna be big and strong enough to be left the hell alone and to convince everybody else that they should not try something stupid with me . . i have the temper and i am pretty much close on orc body, so it would not be that much of a difference . . and it was allways my goal to hit above 2m in height ^^
Fortune
Do I really need to say?
Zhan Shi
I see they finally agreed to drop the "t". Congrats! biggrin.gif
wargear
I've been an ork in spirit for too many years not to expect a fun time during UGE...
Eurotroll
Me? Minotaur metavariant. Moo! rotfl.gif
It trolls!
Troll. Well, duh!
Narse
Human for me, I've grown to like the body I currently inhabit, and I also like not being discriminated against. Good jobs and educational opportunities FTW.
Penta
Human. Because I don't like the idea of having tusks.
ElFenrir
Human here too.

Mainly because im female, and female trolls are very, very scary. nyahnyah.gif

Ive gotten my height(read; short) picked on enough that a dwarf would be annoying. Orks are alright; id be a wimpy ork, but the ork ladies, as the gun expert proves, don't have to look too scary, but i dont think id want to sprout tusks
and have my life expetancy halved.

Though i wouldn't complain too much of an elf i suppose. Not an immortal elf, though. i'd be first on people's hit lists, apparently. Come on now, there's racism against all metatypes, but orks ain't got nothing on the prejudice against the ol' IEs grinbig.gif
Fortune
QUOTE (ElFenrir)
Come on now, there's racism against all metatypes, but orks ain't got nothing on the prejudice against the ol' IEs

Ain't that the truth!
Stahlseele
wouldn't be half as bad if they were just immortal, and not immoral and allways sticking their pointy ears in things where they don't belong . .
Ophis
I'd probably be an Ork, but it's not on the list. So I voted Drake.
Kagetenshi
It is, actually, though misspelt.

~J
Nikoli
I'd want to be an elf. And the UGE happened to folks at all stages of life in the original push, including some rather painful failed attempts. It's one of the reasons for the Night of Rage and the metahuman prejudice. Also, I wouldn't say there is prejudice against IE's, since most folks don't know they exist and likely wouldn't care too much since they view elves as mostly immortal anyway.

Though from what I recall elves supposedly never appeared through UGE, they just sorta showed up and pretended they were humans prior. That could just be a faulty memory and my high school GM's interpretation.
Fortune
QUOTE (Nikoli)
Though from what I recall elves supposedly never appeared through UGE, they just sorta showed up and pretended they were humans prior.

Elves and dwarves were born that way. They didn't 'goblinize' at all (even during SURGE).

With the exception of one lone goblinized dwarf in one of the novels.
Nikoli
The elves I can buy, they had a decent story line reason for remaining hidden. What's the deal with the stubbies?
shadowfire
i would be an Elf... shadowrun is the only system i have ever played where i like playing an elf.. usually i would they suck. i think its because they are not inherently arrogant and pompous.
Kyoto Kid
QUOTE (Nikoli)
The elves I can buy, they had a decent story line reason for remaining hidden.  What's the deal with the stubbies?

...hrumph! Watch it laddie.

QUOTE (shadowfire)
i would be an Elf... shadowrun is the only system i have ever played where i like playing an elf.. usually i would they suck. i think its because they are not inherently arrogant and pompous.

...never been to the TT before the crash have you now...? grinbig.gif
Kagetenshi
UGE was birth-only. Goblinization was what happened at any stage of life, and as the name suggests, people only turned into trogs.

As for the stubbies, aside from (IIRC) some rumors about Immor(t)al Dwarves, they just all got born at or after the Awakening.

~J
Stahlseele
there's rumors about immortal dwarfs? O.o
nothing to do with that novel series in the ADL with the subway dwarf kingdom of hwaldos?
Ryu
No secret underground kingdom, no sir.

Still here?

GO AWAY LONGLEGS!

--
Yes, that one.
Snow_Fox
I'm assuming I'm immortal until I get proof to the contrary.

Who wants to be a Drake? once you're out of the 'closet' every Elmer Fudd is after you.
Kyoto Kid
QUOTE (Snow_Fox)
I'm assuming I'm immortal until I get proof to the contrary.

Who wants to be a Drake? once you're out of the 'closet' every Elmer Fudd is after you.

...shhh...I'm hunting Dwagons.... grinbig.gif
Riley37
Elf variant: Romulan. Or Drowmulan. Pointy ears, psychic powers, supercilious formality.
Ork variant: Klingork. Big, tough, fierce, wielding wacky-shaped blades.

Thank goodness there aren't Ferenkoboldsin SR4 yet.

thenoobcomic.com/daily/strip002.html
Stahlseele
QUOTE (Riley37)
Elf variant: Romulan. Or Drowmulan. Pointy ears, psychic powers, supercilious formality.
Ork variant: Klingork. Big, tough, fierce, wielding wacky-shaped blades.

Thank goodness there aren't Ferenkoboldsin SR4 yet.

thenoobcomic.com/daily/strip002.html

you just gave me some horrible ideas . .
Kool Kat
Elf so I can do Elf Porn Vids with Elf Hotties. The chicas are all hot!
Shockwave_IIc
Considering my age, i would have to stay with being human. Sorry but i've grown out of my Elf mania. Though if the life expectancy didn't change i think i could be an Ork.
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