Heh, NERPS reminds me of a project that a few friends and I keep kicking around - "Donkey Punch"
Donkey Punch! The power! In You!
Donkey Punch! For when you need the power of donkey!
Donkey Punch Lite! Same power, less mass!
Donkey Punch! The power, feel it!
Donkey Punch! Unleash the donkey inside!
...Basically ripping off every "high-energy" hard sell advert into engrish, then substituting "Donkey Punch" for the usual name brand.
Now, Imagine that with screamed japanese voiceovers and multiple-language subtitles scrolling throught the advertisement with that seisure-inducing neon-strobe effect?
That's what I think of when someone mentions Nerps.
L.
Donkey punch! When you need donkey in you!