Full Version: I'm going to have to stop planning games...
Yeah, well, with the coke in their system, you can never eat just one.
QUOTE (CanRay @ Aug 20 2008, 05:12 PM) 
The Cow was fitted with custom Deltaware Stomachs and Udders to process Cocaine. You feed it Coca, let it graze as normal, and out came a mixture of Milk and Cocaine.
It's a Beast of Resplendant Liquids!
QUOTE (CanRay @ Aug 20 2008, 07:50 PM)
Yeah, well, with the coke in their system, you can never eat just one.
Like they need to lace the cow in order to achieve that...
QUOTE (CanRay @ Aug 20 2008, 09:12 AM)
It's an attempt to come up with a low-cost processing procedure for the drug to break the South American Cartels hold on the product. And, even if a failure in that respect, the Family in charge of the project was sure they could market it as a "All-Organically Processed Drug" for the richie-rich folks that care about that sort of thing at a massive mark-up. (Hollywood would be a HUGE market!).
But cocaine isn't that expensive to process...
No, but if you can do it even cheaper...
QUOTE (CanRay @ Aug 21 2008, 06:59 AM)
No, but if you can do it even cheaper...
Does it come with a great source of fresh coca leaves?
Hydroponics worked for me! 
Or vat-grown synthetics.
Or vat-grown synthetics.
Because you guys cared so much about the cow, thought I'd let you know...
Vic the Cabbie's Mob Connection woke up one day with the cow's head next to him in bed.
Some folks would be intimidated by this.
This guy is right frigin' pissed! Vic could just be Made.
Vic the Cabbie's Mob Connection woke up one day with the cow's head next to him in bed.
Some folks would be intimidated by this.
This guy is right frigin' pissed! Vic could just be Made.
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