I have spoken naught but the truth to the chairleg...

And still got a whuppin'.

Here's something everyone needs in every vehicle that has a seatbelt: The Lifehammer!

Don't worry, the bullet-resistant windows have already probably been shot away a dozen times over!

Isn't that a class weapon for clerics? '


"...the hammer is my penis."
-Captain Hammer

Ever seen a Cleric in Shadowrun?

You know... you'd be surprised