A middle aged Wuxing wageslave named Lee is prone to BTL abuse and is arrested by the Star one night for rowdy behaviour. When his best friend comes to pick him up from the police station, Lee is abducted. Lee finds himself locked in a room with no windows and a locked door, where they feed him the same felafel rolls every day. To prevent him going mad, his captors leave a trid set in his room and use manipulation spells and ASIST reprogramming on him. He watches a lot of trideo, and trains his body, realising that he is a physical adept with strong close combat abilities and ability to store all the information he absorbs from the trideo. After 15 years he is let out of the room, given an actioneer business suit and a commlink full of nuyen. He is tasked with tracking down the man who ordered his capture and framed him for the murder of his wife, to find out why.

Change wife to mother and it's almost Conan: the Barbarian

Old Boy.

Chrysalis wins.

An elderly Elf widow living in the Salish-Sidhe Council area can no longer drive. Her son insists she allow him to hire a driver, which in the 2050s meant an Orc. She resists any change in her life but, Grim, the driver is hired by her son. She refuses to allow him to drive her anywhere at first, but Grim slowly wins her over with his native good graces. It covers over twenty years of the pair's life together as they slowly build a relationship that transcends their meta-human differences.

Driving Miss Daisy

[quote] A kid for the barrens is left a McGuffin by his uncle, and accidentally alerts Ares, the Megacorp it was stolen from, to his location by activating it. An old shadowrunning street shaman discovers the device and leads the boy and his best friend on a quest into the heart of an Ares enclave where they can safely dump the thing while being chased by a team of shadowrunners hired by Ares to retrieve it.

Lord of the rings?

Metal Wolf Chaos. Shame it won't come out over here.

Video Game

An amnesiac runner gets hired on for "one last job" by a girl claiming to be his best friend from his hometown. The job? He's to help their eco-rights group blow up a reactor. Simple job, right? Well, the plan goes off as planned but the runner then gets seperated and runs into this flower girl...

they go off on a wild adventure together discovering things about magic, the world and more about the runner's past, he gets an antagonist in the storyline, the antagonist backstabs the poor flower girl and the hero must save the world all the while fighting the angst.

I've never played the game but I know enough about it.

Video Game

Runners are fighting against a Lone Star HRT team. Both teams spend the whole fight suggesting that members of the other teams are homosexuals. Once the fight is over, the losers accuse the winners of cheating and insist even more on the homosexuality of the winners. Finally, all the dead are resurrected and transported back to their former starting place and the cycle continues.

Counterstrike.

There's a lot of Shadowrun-esque stuff if you look at it. Genetic experimentation, toxic shamans, SURGE victims, spirits...

heh, sometimes its kinda fun to read those "swear words" that gets thrown around in that game in their old interpretation

One heroic runner attempts to stop a ruthless CEO from consolidating his hold over the market. He enlists the help of 3 other runners in order to infiltrate the CEO's corp headquarters. The runner has a chance to kill the CEO but does not take it. He is killed when the CEO's sec forces cut loose with full automatic fire.

Hero.

He became a hole-y character in the end, eh?

A young rigger is blackmailed into helping a small corp stay open. His blackmailer is a recently elected CEO of a small corp, who in total desperation tries to save the small business by betting part of the operating budget on an illegal car races. After reaching nearly half of the money needed, they are offered a chance to go double or nothing and they get cheated. In a desperate attempt to save the small corp our hero offers to go double or nothing again, promising to work off the debt if he loses. the final race isn't against any opponent, but the clock.

Four SURGE Changeling brothers hide in the sewers to avoid persecution and are taught the art of the ninja by another SURGEd ninja. He indoctrinates them with a sense of honor, but instills within them his vendetta against an old rival cybered vatjob. When they hear word of this old rival heading up his own criminal syndicate, they start at the bottom and start beating up gangers and leaving them for Lone Star to lock up and KSAF to report on. After saving a KSAF reporter from a mugging by syndicate members, the changelings befriend the reporter and take her home. While away though, their teacher is captured by the syndicate. Also, the son of a KSAF employee finds out about them and narcs to the syndicate, whom he wants to join, about their location and they are ambushed. One of the changelings is beaten senseless, but they all escape with KSAF reporter and a vigilante Urban Brawl washout to a safehouse. When they all recover and train up a bit, they changelings launch an assault on the syndicate's base in an old warehouse and fight their way through the ranks. The Urban Brawler rescues their teacher and they join up with the fight as the changelings square off against the dishonorable clan leader. He is way more skilled and throws them around until their teacher shows up and easily throws the syndicate head off of a roof into a Trash collection Drone. The urban brawler uses some serious hardware skill to override the safety mechanisms and triggers the drone to compact its load with the syndicate head inside.

One year my kid dressed as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle for Halloween. Her mother and I made the costume. Terminally cute!

Peter

Star Wars, the Sambo Chronicles begin?

No

A young and lowly wageslave falls in love with a his almost as lowly line manager, a girl of startling beauty. Determined to make something of himself to provide her with a better life, he leaves for another corporation where there are many ground level opportunities. Tragically, he is killed en route and when word arrives to his fianceé, she plunges into a deep despair. However, in the meantime, the powerful and evil CEO of the corp has noticed the beautiful girl working in his company and decides to marry her himself. This makes him very popular with the rank and file across the company and wedding plans proceed. But just a month before the wedding, the bride to be is kidnapped by three runners - a troll, a sword-wielding physical adept (with a weapon focus made by his father) and a dwarf with a cerebral booster. They plan to kill her, framing a rival corp for the deed, but are pursued and foiled by a mysterious man.

I will stop there as I think it should already be easy. But suffice to say that the rest of the story contains a jewish hermetic magician with a novacoke Jazz addiction (the drug, not the music), some very terrifying Devil Rats and numerous revelations.

I am seriously tempted to run this for my players and see if any of them catch on. The only thing that stops me is the risk to life and limb if they catch on. ; ) : )

Just make them give you a chocolate coated mircle pill knasser.

Princess Bride ?

Inconceivable!

Two physads from an underground religious magical tradition are requisitioned to "negotiate" with a AA size corp currently trying to strong-arm a smaller competitor and its young female CEO. They barely escape one death trap before ending up in the middle of the corp's private army, sent out to bring an forceful end to things, with them the winner. The pair rescue the CEO (and one dummy of a BTL addict) and escape once again, though soon the private jet they escape in is forced to land in the desert for repairs.

While there they meet a young dronomancer...

I'll stop there as it's too easy

Yes, you're all three correct - the Princess Bride. Though I'll point out to Ravor that the miracle pill only works if someone is mostly dead and if my players realised what I was doing, I don't think they'd be that merciful.

Ah why not, I'm going to do it.

@ravenmuse: I'm ashamed to be able to guess it, but I would have to put that down as the formerly atrocious Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.

Hey, nothing wrong with liking the Prequels.

If anything, they gave us the Tartakovsky Clone Wars and the current Clone Wars

I know that one, "Catch me if you can"

A small town is blocking the development of a new railway so the CEO of the megacorp in charge of the project hires a orc as the town new sheriff hoping the town folk will move rather then have a Orc in charge of the law. With the help of a gunslinger adept the Orc uses his charm and wit to win the town folk over and leads them against the Corps goons in a battle so wild it spills out of the game and into another RPG.

Blazing Saddles

Chairman of the Board is stared down by the CEO and the CEO stampedes the Board into starting a corp war with one of their rivals.

The war goes smoothly for the CEO. His rival desperately tries to salvage as much of his company's assets as he can, but his forces are being decimated. His managers manage to save as much of their company's human resources as they can but they lose much of their market share and is left with only a core group of security men.

In desperation he sends his best Johnson to propose an alliance with a third faction. The Johnson is successful in securing a strategic alliance. Now they prepare to face the massive marketing onslaught.