Yeah, but I'm old and ugly and desperate. What's your excuse?

Nice edit! I changed my post to match.

Oh...that's horrible..

Try "introduce her to my Century Ferret".

A Spike Critter. Basically, an awakened ferret discovered prior to the awakening.

Which was, amazingly enough, discovered in the year 2000!

-Callled that because the "Millennium Ferret" would have led to widespread ridicule.


BTW: This has got to be the most useul thread yet!

Oh, out of a sick desire to stir the pot a little more, the Troll (CHA 5) character has the "Lecherous" fault.

"What are ya? Not MAN enough for me?!"
(Expression of terror on a naked street-sam) "She's gonna EAT ME!?!"

(Thank the gods she has a high-ish will.)



*But this all begs to be tied into the Prono-the-dwarf catagory of kink.


Seriously, can you not think of a situation, apart from a really tired joke, where a Dwarf, a Satyr and a Minotaur walk into a bar and ask the bartender...



"Ok, we're lookin' fer a guy called "Long-Schlong Diva. Ok, we think it's a guy, probabily wearing some discrete makeup..."
He trails off in the face of the bartender's expression.
"Shit, it doesn't matter where in hell we go, it's always the same." Disgusted, he turns to leave, then noticing that his Satyr is now being plied with drinks, and that the minotaur is indicating, with quite simple gestures, what she wants from a large man who she is holding by the scruff of his neck.
"Hey! Bessy, put the guy down, I think his wife would like to have him back intact. Look, I'll take care of you later, ok?"
"You'd damn-well better, my hooves are killing me! Opps, sorry."
The satyr trots on up, quite happily.
"No offence! Wheeee, I think those guys like me!?"
"I think they liked you topless more - C'mon, we're NEVER going to build a rep as Shadowrunners like this."
"Wanna bet?"
"As BELIEVEABLE 'runners. Shhesh, this is like a bad joke..."a Dwarf, a Satyr and a Minotaur walk into a bar," I mean, it doesn't help!"


L;

Yeah, she looks very nice through the the sniper rifle scope.
You can hit her after me. And aim for the body, trainee.

That would be because she is an Ork maybe.....

I thought so too, but figured I must be misremembering.

Look in the Sprawl Survival Guide. There's one there that looks fairly beleivable.

Named Fatima, I think?

ya got a bandwidth limit on those, or are they just flaky..?

It looks as though its on a Yahoo Group. If so what is the group?

it doesn't matter. it's a private group for our run.

it's fine as an interim measure (which is as it was intended, remember?) and so long as you don't do anything stupid - like trying to use their chat function it's okay. somewhere where you can put up the eyecandy, links we all need and all the rest of the crap we tend to put there.

As for the trolls - well, i'd use my webcomic space for them, but well..... I absolutely suck at that sort of thing, unless it's generically uploading my comic.

as for attractive trolls, the best I have online is Aidley, funnily enough.