Ok, now everyone's seen the usal ones - the cover for Cannon Companion is a cracker, as are the ones in the archtypes in Core Rules , but has there been an illustration of an attractive (CHA +4) of a female troll?

Preferably full-body?


-Meh, I sound like I'm looking for porn.

A player would like to get a better idea of her character and is somewhat irritated at my insistence that "Bigger, wider, rougher" is the way to go.

Help, please?

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Yaar. Target: Matrix. Female troll in little catholic school-girl outfit.

There was one on the cover of one of the novels. I can't remeber the name but it was set in England.

That was an ork.

Shadows of the Underworld, p. 94, "Anne Penchyk." Even though her stats look more like an ork than a troll (mostly because a troll's minimum Strength should be 5 at least in 3rd Edition), the picture is clearly that of a troll female. Pretty cool character, too. She does have a Charisma of 4, too.

Also if you just throw some horns on the chick on page 84 of Target: Smuggler's Haven, she'd look much like I would imagine a very attractive troll (with the Improved Looks surgical option and Good Looking & Knows It edge, and maybe Human Looking even without the horns) would look like, albeit one with a minimal Body (6) and Strength (5-6) scores.

If you don't have the books, I did a quick scan of both of them. I'll only keep 'em on my site for a few days, so snag 'em if you want 'em:

Anne Penchyk
The Bald Troll-ish Chick

An attractive troll! *LMFAO*! yah, and I'm a Chinese jet pilot.

Many thanks, snagged the pictures (Apologies to the artists, but hse wants to use them as a reference) so you can clear some space on the site.


Heh, finally got some use out of Target-Matrix, did we?

"Troll Karma Sutra"
<Blink. Twitch.>


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Actually, I thought she just looked like a very buff elf with some bizarre (and rather tasteless) fashion sense.

Anyway, in 60 years, Fortune, you'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. You and all your Humanis buddies.

Yes.

Although I can't see why a living person shouldn't be allowed to rest in peace.

...I am sloooooooooow with current events. See what happens when people like me have to shut themselves off from the outside world to avoid being depressed to death?!

Maybe he is spending a year dead for tax reasons...



(obscure Douglas Adams quote... can you name the book?)

http://www.cybermanced.net/images/towelday.gif

'Nuff said.

crystal raiders of barsaive or denizens II earthdawn sourcebooks. they both deal extensively with trolls.

on the side, though. that bloodlore in crystal raiders is damn scary. imagine meeting him at dante's!

Tír na Nóg Sourcebook page 56.

If that Troll chick isn't attractive i'm a Satyr.

Any chance you could post a scan?

Ok, Little schoolgirl and, frankly, an expensive hooker.

Aren't there any OTHER images?


It's all good though - funnily enough, the player is active on many other forums and it's "Oh, you can't have a PRETTY troll, just easy to get along with!" from the guys and the female side is "Good luck! Throw up a linkage and/or pic if you're successful!"

Weird - a sharply-defined pro/against opinion adhering to sex.


Let me guess, all elves, even those with a Charisma of 2, are pretty, just b1tch3s and bastards?

What an odd thing to uncover.


Thanks for the images and linkages though - Now I know why I hate the thought of running in the Ogg - The pictures are pretty but the words paint a different story.


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damn my character has the kama sutra skill, but i forgot to specialize in elven

You think finding an attractive female troll is hard? Try finding and attractive female ork, or for that matter any female ork. The only one I know of is in CC. Are female orks just not represented because they are assumed to always be knocked up or something (wow, that's the most racist remark I've made in a long while)?

is there any artwork of nioku? the legendary troll archer. she was probably attractive.

earthdawn 1st edition p121 has a decent looking female tho only a small pic.

also crystal raiders of barsaive p 113 shows a fair piece by jeff laubenstien

another by nelson on p 81

again on p 42 though it looks to ba baxa's work and thus a bit rough

gods, that bloodlore scares me every time i look at it!

scope out the cover of the earthdawn survival guide

denizens II has a couple females in the color plates on p 80

macgougal has a decent silhouette on p 76

sorry, my scanner is packed away, so maybe someone else can get them for you.

You can't go by earthdawn, all the trolls are prettier and less monstrous looking.

I've found an attractive male ork. Yet to find a woman, but, then again, aside from a couple of notable elves and humans, I find almost all of the illustrations remarkably ugly, and I tend to not take it as a mark against metahumanity. It's more a point against the Shadowrun illustrators.

Hey, we're talking about wire fetishes in a thread that started off as a stupid idea for a showdown between characters between a movie and an RPG, so why not revive this thread and hope insane...Well, insanity resumes?...Bump...?

*Looks at the picture of the catholic school girl troll*

Hmmm....

*Thumbs up*

I'd hit that!

If it was a Prescott pic, I wouldn't be surprised at all...

Fortune, let me tell you what I mean when I say "Hit that."

When I talk about "hitting it", I'm talking about sex.

Unless I mean y'know, striking...perhaps I should find a less confusing euphemism for sex.