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Kingboy
QUOTE (Snow_Fox @ Jun 9 2009, 08:15 PM) *
Just look at the main page, there's a pictogram of a corset + clearly an armored vest = their product.


Not being up on my body armor identification, I can neither confirm nor deny the "obviousness" of the image involved. What I can do is fall back on previous experience wherein marketers and the like will gladly gank an image from GIS or other image source and use it if it looks "cool", regardless of whether or not it is an appropriate depiction. I suspect they went with the first piece of "tactical gear" they coud find that had a passing resemblance to a corset and the boning pattern inherent to many.

In fact, a quick GIS of my own found this MOLLE vest which looks an awful lot like the picture in question. It is not armored in its own right, but it does have cargo pockets to carry armor plates (the SR equivalent of which is to buy the Smart carying gear from Arsenal and add Gel Packs to it).

Meanwhile, having read (not merely looked at) the page, I found this bit of text, taken straight from the main marketing blurb box just under the picture you are referencing:
QUOTE (TacticalCorsets.com)
For too long, women have had to compromise practicality for beauty. Men got pants with cargo pockets and built-in knee pads, women got clothes whose only built-in feature was cuteness. But why should men get all the high-speed low-drag tactical toys?

Tactical gear is no longer an all boys club. Tactical Corsets bring female operators MILSPEC features like MOLLE modular pouch attachment webbing and self-adjustable quick-release buckles in a load-bearing carrier designed to support the female form. And we're just getting started.


Emphasis mine, in bold. All of those points lead me to believe they are referencing a standard LBV than some sort of armor vest. Although if someone can point out armored cargo pants to me, I may have to consider purchasing a pair in the event of zombie apocalypse. smile.gif
nezumi
Reading over, I think you might be right. They advertise the pouches several times - the armor never. Could be people who have little understanding of corsets, and less of milspec gear.
knasser
QUOTE (HardSix @ Jun 10 2009, 12:47 AM) *
Heck, we can't even get starlets in RL to put on panties before going out in public... how are the handlers/managers going to convince them to struggle into a corset?!


You misunderstand (maybe). It's that the corset isn't good armour that is the point. I can imagine some runners trying to protect their starlet charge:

QUOTE
Runner 1: "Look, Ms. Bratt., will you please just go back inside and put on the armour we picked out for you."
Runner 2: "That corset thing is not sufficient. The other armour would actually cover vital..."
Starlet: "Oh, purrlease. I would not be seen dead in that armour."
*sound of sniper round*
Runner 1: "Point."
Kerenshara
QUOTE (Bob Lord of Evil @ Jun 9 2009, 09:41 PM) *
*grin*

While I have no doubt that your character's agility merits the ample stop and stare...I can think of more than a couple of locations where the in question footware would be impractical.

A plant where catwalks utilize extended metal sheeting (think wire grill work).
A wooden plank pier (where the planks have a gap).

Nor should one leap (or fall) to the conclusion that if they can't wear 4" stiletto heels that they have to go bare foot. Larme pointed out that there are these new fangled things called stores...now I have never seen one. But if you can get underpants in them I bet you can find a decent pair of combat boots. rotfl.gif

I WAS kind of thinking being surprised or having to "make a run for it" unexpectedly. Hard to stop to the store while being chased, much less lace up a pair of sensible combat boots. And as there are no rules for the things anyhow, I fall back on some old rules which automatically treat all ground as "difficult" and go from there, with things like a "balance augmentor" helping counteract at least part of the problem.
Strict9
Isn't the purpose of one of those to invite things into it and not keep them out...Negative armor value with lots o pockets
Angelone
The new vests have those features. The quick release is a pain to put back together, and you get those clever people who'll pull them.

One thing I want to see is heels with anchor spurs, in sr atleast.

As for coverage they had armored shawls iirc.

Edit- As for the cargo pants with the knee pads they might be refering to acu pants which have the foam knee pads you can insert. You are better off with regular kneepads though. You can get some pretty impressive clip on knee pads for cheap.
Snow_Fox
QUOTE (Strict9 @ Jun 13 2009, 01:26 AM) *
Isn't the purpose of one of those to invite things into it and not keep them out...Negative armor value with lots o pockets
lol, my husband would agree
HardSix
QUOTE (knasser @ Jun 10 2009, 12:38 PM) *
You misunderstand (maybe). It's that the corset isn't good armour that is the point. I can imagine some runners trying to protect their starlet charge:
I wasn't really even thinking of the armor value, just the logistics of getting into (or out of) a corset. Although in 2072, I imagine it's easier with memory-plastics and super-velcro, or whatever they'd use.
Kerenshara
QUOTE (HardSix @ Jun 13 2009, 05:59 PM) *
I wasn't really even thinking of the armor value, just the logistics of getting into (or out of) a corset. Although in 2072, I imagine it's easier with memory-plastics and super-velcro, or whatever they'd use.

Memory plastic... ok, now I'm starting to think of some REALLY interesting possibilities for OTHER things...
Strict9
I don't mean to get the thread off topic or anything but I figured that part of the reason this was brought up is it was "tacticool".

To me part of running shadow's is looking the part as well so I thought I would share this in case you needed character clothing ideas...

Clicky
Stahlseele
QUOTE (Kerenshara @ Jun 14 2009, 12:15 AM) *
Memory plastic... ok, now I'm starting to think of some REALLY interesting possibilities for OTHER things...

Read up on Arsenal.
It's not plastic, but Metal.
Use it to make your armor into a Corset if you want it to be.
And switch it off, when you need to breathe.
Snow_Fox
still something for the rich and strupid "Look at the wonderful sexy armor I bought dear so we can play at shadowrunners tonight" for the real deal that thing leaves way too much prime target area wide open.
Kerenshara
QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Jun 13 2009, 07:17 PM) *
Read up on Arsenal.
It's not plastic, but Metal.
Use it to make your armor into a Corset if you want it to be.
And switch it off, when you need to breathe.

Sorry, my classic Sci-Fi roots are showing here. Memory Plastic is the term I'm most familiar with. Memory metals, especially as we have begun to see in the real world these last few years, actually have somewhat different properties than the "memory plastics" I was thinking of. Most memory metals have two positions: relaxed and formed, and the one essentially has to be pretty closely related to the other. Memory Plastic, as I have always considered it and seen it in Sci-Fi, has a much broader distance between the (occasionally multiple) forms; think what appears to be a bed sheet which when activated transforms into a rigid sphere with handles and openeings, or even one part that remains "soft" until entry and then becomes rigid and seals the sphere. (Escape/Rescue ball in a space station.)
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