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I hear people go on and on about what the iPad isn’t. I want to touch on that, but first a disclaimer:
I am the furthest thing in the world from a Mac FanGeek. I generally think that Apple’s computer products are overpriced, underfeatured, and aimed at an entirely too narrow slice of the computer using population. They are always behind the curve in actual components. Bah.
Now, to give the devil her due, they do have a great deal of style. Compared to my Lenovo T400s (Typing this at an Unos restaurant as we speak), the equivalent Macbook Pro is a joke, technically. Aesthetically? My ThinkPad is a black brick. But it’s an insanely cutting-edge black brick. Carbon fiber frame, right at the 4-pound mark INCLUDING the multitouch screen. I have a modular bay that can take a battery, an optical, or a hard drive (500 GB at the moment). It’s got a full-up processor onboard (though no discreet graphics – I’m not gaming with it). It’s got an SSD. And it has a FULL suite of ports, including powered USB, standard USB, USB/eSATA port, VGA, DisplayPort, a docking connector (the real deal, that), ExpressCard34, headphones, and Ethernet. I have a 14” screen. I’m just about an inch thick (flat, not a wedge). I have pretty good stereo speakers, a high-res webcam and dual mics.
OK, so, why the dissertation on my hardware? To illustrate a point: The right equipment for the right job. Let’s compare my featherlight device to the two nearest MacBook Pro products. The MacBook Air is lighter (3-Pound) and thinner (.75” at thickest), but sacrifices both screen real estate and resolution and most importantly: connectivity. One USB port, one mini display-port and headphones. No optical, no wired networking. If Jobs wanted a slate he should have- oh, wait. He did... a couple years later. OK, now look at the 15” MacBook Pro. Heavier (5.5-Pound), same thickness. 15”, so more screen, but that’s getting big to fit into small bags. Comparable processor and with the upgrades, similar other abilities. But still way short on ports: Ethernet, Firewire, that mini display port, 2x USB ports, an SD slot, Mic jack and headphones. But none of them offer a touchscreen. (Looking back, I could/should have saved the cost/weight/thickness penalty, but I didn’t expect the iPad so soon; manipulating PDFs is a lot easier with a touch screen.)
Price? Directly comparable on the full MacBook Pro. With upgrades, the MacBook Air is getting close. So what is the difference? The Pro is designed for graphics designers and similar applications. The Air is a Super-Netbook. It’s got enough chops to actually be a main machine, if your needs are limited. Neither docks. (It’s kind of neat having my 52” LCD TV as a monitor.) Neither has the Lenovo keyboard (if you think people are full of drek when they gush about it, I used to before I bought one. It’s not hype, chummer). What’s the point? You can compare them to each other, but you really ARE comparing Apples and Oranges (It’s my post, I’m allowed to pun badly. Hush).
So what about the iPad? Well, “it’s a big iPod Touch!” Like heck. It’s got a lot more muscle under the hood, and playing music is only a tertiary function of the design. Movies? Now we’re talking. The iPad has (reportedly) 10 hours life playing movies. The iPod Touch? 6 hours. Different devices, different fundtions. Or “It’s a weak netbook!” Wrong again. Contrary to Father Steve’s prattle, it’s not really designed to write a book with. But neither is a netbook. Nominally, the netbook is supposed to give you light entertainment and access to the web. OK the iPad has that covered. Seems like it’s got at least as much chops under the hood as a high-end netbook too. But it’s primarily a READ device, where the netbook is supposed to be more balance read/write. Fundamentally, I think we’ll find that the netbook is an evolutionary dead-end; A slate computer can do the same things more simply. You still want a full computer for heavy-duty “write” tasks taking extensive data input.
Like I said: right tool for the job. Jobs (yeah, hush) is pretty savvy about getting right down to the core functionality needs of a device. iPod Nano - enough space for plenty of music, a little light video, and an FM tuner, so it’s all you need for audio entertainment. The thing can even take light video (probably better than your cell phone). iPhone - people say it redefined the SmartPhone. I disagree. I think it redefined the general-use cellphone. It can’t compete with my BlackBerry at information and contact management. I have seen people try to make it, and it’s not in the design. And I’m a lot faster (and more accurate) with my thumbs on my QWERTY keyboard (Tour) than anybody I’ve seen (under 17) with their iPhone. Put simply, the iPhone was for the average consumer whose cell phone is more about personal entertainment than life-management. In that role, it excels, allowing a single device to handle music, light-to-medium video, voice communications, light photo/video, and general recreation (read: apps). The BlackBerry can’t compete on most of the apps, but is unparalleled in life-management. Two totally different tools, two distinct niches. My BlackBerry can play music, but why waste my (finite) battery on that when I can have a device really designed for the job do it better?
So what’s the iPad, really? It’s the portable adjunct and mobile proxy for your full home computer device. It lets you take your entertainment with you, your books and REAL movie watching stylishly (I did concede Apple makes a pretty product, right?) in a low footprint, light weight and VERY intuitive device. For Grandma, it might be all she really needs (That netbook computer thingie is collecting dust in the corner because it’s a “computer” and is therefore “hard”. The iPad, on the other hand, is just point and… well, point). Enough screen real estate to read full-size print comfortably, but not so much it’s actually requiring specialized carrying containers (read: laptop bag). Even added to a full laptop, the extra .5 pound is trivial next to the 7+ pounds of the average laptop (with power brick), and it’s thin enough to slide in next to the main machine. No, you can’t stick it in your trouser pocket… but that makes it hard to watch a movie or read a book comfortably.
No, I think that this time, Father Steve has really gotten it right. If the price drops like it did on the iPhone, even before Gen 2 appeared, then I think it will really be the ubiquitous device we’ve come to accept the iPod as being, with everybody else being imitations of the original.