QUOTE (Yerameyahu @ Jan 18 2011, 03:57 PM)
Like I said: in a situation that someone is checking for weapons, they're *checking*.
"Oh, hey, I'm sure there's no knife or gun in that umbrella, go right ahead."
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In 1993 I got on an internal flight from Lima, Peru to Chachapoyas, in the northern Andes of Peru. The Sendero Luminoso and Tupac Amaru terrorist organizations were both still active in Peru at the time, though weakened by recent arrests. In the Lima airport, I entered the doorway with the appropriate gate number. Beyond was a large, almost empty room before the exit to the plane. Just past the door was a two-by-four frame in the shape of those metal detector gates. Just the two-by-fours, though. I walked through that to the security guard on the other side, standing behind one of those folding-leg 6 ft. by 3 ft. wooden tables.
I put my duffel bag on the table in front of him. He pointed to the bag and asked me, "Armas?" ("Weapons?") I answered, "No." He waved me on to the plane outside.
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