QUOTE (whatevs @ Nov 2 2011, 06:11 PM) 
The only thing better than two implanted cyanide tits is... Wait for it...
Two implanted cyanide tits AND a cyber penis with implanted cybersquirt gun?
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Two implanted cyanide tits AND a cyber penis with implanted cybersquirt gun?
QUOTE (Dr.Rockso @ Nov 2 2011, 10:14 PM)
Two implanted cyanide tits AND a cyber penis with implanted cybersquirt gun?
Was actually thinking three implanted cyanide tits, but 'a' for creativity.
QUOTE (Dr.Rockso @ Nov 2 2011, 05:14 PM)
Two implanted cyanide tits AND a cyber penis with implanted cybersquirt gun?
All shall bow down to the mighty cyber penis!
QUOTE (BerryPunch @ Nov 2 2011, 10:24 PM)
All shall bow down to the mighty cyber penis!
She's learning quick, bless her. :')
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Nov 2 2011, 05:34 PM)
She's learning quick, bless her. :')
I try my hardest. ;D
QUOTE (BerryPunch @ Nov 2 2011, 03:24 PM)
All shall bow down to the mighty cyber penis!
Now you just need the quality Day Job: Mister johnson.
QUOTE (Udoshi @ Nov 2 2011, 10:53 PM)
Now you just need the quality Day Job: Mister johnson.
Icwutudidthar.
QUOTE (Udoshi @ Nov 2 2011, 05:53 PM)
Now you just need the quality Day Job: Mister johnson.
I had to have this explained to me. :c
QUOTE (BerryPunch @ Nov 2 2011, 11:06 PM)
I had to have this explained to me. :c
Just read that core book.... then I'll let you get into Arsenal... then Augmentation, then Street Magic, then Runner's Companion, then Unwired, then *continues for several minutes, listing books*
QUOTE (BerryPunch @ Nov 2 2011, 04:06 PM)
I had to have this explained to me. :c
Uh, you're welcome, I guess!
Welcome to dumpshock, the most wretched hive of scum, villiany, and below the belt humor this side of google. Come on in, pull up a chair.
Nooo, don't sit by Udoshi. He'll teach you the ways of the RAW-munchkin side until you're chanting, "it doesn't say I can't… it doesn't say I can't".
QUOTE (Udoshi @ Nov 2 2011, 11:32 PM)
Uh, you're welcome, I guess!
Welcome to dumpshock, the most wretched hive of scum, villiany, and below the belt humor this side of google. Come on in, pull up a chair.
Welcome to dumpshock, the most wretched hive of scum, villiany, and below the belt humor this side of google. Come on in, pull up a chair.
Awwwwwww yeeaaaaaah!
Is longbow still around these parts? Now THERE was a good munch!
Awww my thread died down. :c
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Nov 3 2011, 12:01 AM)
Is longbow still around these parts? Now THERE was a good munch!
He's on here less now, my SR group's died down a bit. All of us are trying to get through that final push out of college. That and Skyrim is coming out, so he'll powergame the crap out of that for a while and stop giving me such a headache.
Someone might have missed this in the pages of cyberboobage, but a suggestion: Add Body 5 to the cyber arms instead and just go down to Str 3 instead of leaving them Body 3. It's only the loss of 1 DV and will add more to overall Body. (So it would be Agl 5, Body 5, Str 3.) IMO that would be a bit better overall, as I find new players do well with good survivability.
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Nov 2 2011, 08:06 PM)
Just so you know, the goal of the character, in terms of concept, is a sexy female Adam Jensen from Deus Ex: Human Revolution.
Olga "Kestrel" Voronina. Look no further.
QUOTE (Seriously Mike @ Nov 3 2011, 08:49 AM)
Olga "Kestrel" Voronina. Look no further.
Needs more cyanide squirting tits~
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Nov 3 2011, 08:14 AM)
Needs more cyanide squirting tits~
My dear, why do your breasts smell like almonds?
QUOTE (X-Kalibur @ Nov 3 2011, 05:22 PM)
My dear, why do your breasts smell like almonds?
I bet you say that to all the ladies. *spurt*
I wonder...if you're a troll...could you claim that a cyberpenis counts as a custom cyberlimb? And could you then get bulk modification? And could you then add ar- ok, gone too far. This is getting added to the things I'm Not Allowed To Do In Shadowrun thread.
QUOTE (Dr.Rockso @ Nov 3 2011, 05:34 PM)
I wonder...if you're a troll...could you claim that a cyberpenis counts as a custom cyberlimb? And could you then get bulk modification? And could you then add ar- ok, gone too far. This is getting added to the things I'm Not Allowed To Do In Shadowrun thread.
It's already in there. Someone wanted to add a Jackhammer to it.
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Nov 3 2011, 01:47 PM)
It's already in there. Someone wanted to add a Jackhammer to it.
Bah, should have guessed.
QUOTE (BerryPunch @ Nov 2 2011, 11:54 PM)
Awwwwwww yeeaaaaaah!
Hi-5!
QUOTE (Dr.Rockso @ Nov 3 2011, 10:34 AM)
I wonder...if you're a troll...could you claim that a cyberpenis counts as a custom cyberlimb? And could you then get bulk modification? And could you then add ar- ok, gone too far. This is getting added to the things I'm Not Allowed To Do In Shadowrun thread.
Why do you need to be a troll? Just approximate size and essence costs from the cyberlimb sizes.
You know what's really disgusting? Even a 'hand' sized limb has enough room for a cyberimplant monowhip
This has been joked about at my gaming table, including the accompanying jokes like 'is that a blank in your pants, or are you happy to see me?' or the omnipresent suggestion to "bulk mod" it. News at 9, cybernetic wang jokes, serious business.
QUOTE (Udoshi @ Nov 3 2011, 11:10 PM)
News at 9, cybernetic wang jokes, serious business.
It's still the same old Dumpshock I remember.
Why do I feel so old now???
QUOTE (CanRay @ Nov 3 2011, 11:54 PM)
Why do I feel so old now???
Because you're wearing a grey wig, fake grey beard and walking around with a cane, shaking your fist at young people.
QUOTE (BerryPunch @ Nov 4 2011, 03:59 AM)
Because you're wearing a grey wig, fake grey beard and walking around with a cane, shaking your fist at young people.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
How you doing, Canny? Miss me? I've got a lot of mocking saved up for you, you know....
Get off my lawn you young whipper snappers! *shakes fist*
QUOTE (BerryPunch @ Nov 4 2011, 05:17 AM)
Get off my lawn you young whipper snappers! *shakes fist*
That's what I call a successful Con roll. I could've sworn that was Canny!
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Nov 4 2011, 12:18 AM)
That's what I call a successful Con roll. I could've sworn that was Canny!
Yaaaay!
Updated crunch follows:
[ Spoiler ]
QUOTE (BerryPunch @ Nov 3 2011, 10:59 PM)
Because you're wearing a grey wig, fake grey beard and walking around with a cane, shaking your fist at young people.
Wig? *Tugs at hair, doesn't come off* Fake beard? *Tugs at beard, firmly attached* Cane is on order. And I don't shake my fist, you aim at a point just past the person's skull...QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Nov 4 2011, 12:09 AM)
How you doing, Canny? Miss me? I've got a lot of mocking saved up for you, you know....
Little Jimmy, is that you?
QUOTE (CanRay @ Nov 4 2011, 03:20 PM)
And I don't shake my fist, you aim at a point just past the person's skull...
Oh, you did not just threaten Berry Punch. Prepare your anus, Gramps. This girl's gonna buck your world up. HARD.
No, just pointing out that threatening to punch is like talking with a pistol in your hand. You don't talk then shoot, you shoot then talk. 
No, you shoot, then shoot, then shoot again, then shoot some more. Then you drink.
Shadowrun: The Drinking Game?
I'm in.
I'm in.
Take a shot every time you glitch and end up soaked with some kind of liquid. If it came from someone else's person, make it a double.
QUOTE (Udoshi @ Nov 3 2011, 06:10 PM)
News at 9, cybernetic wang jokes, serious business.
Wait, you were joking? I'm drawing up a character as we speak.
So glad I'm not the only one.
Cockfight. 
Truly a swordfight for the ages.
Exotic Melee Weapon Skill: Mr. Johnson.
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Nov 4 2011, 12:34 PM)
Exotic Melee Weapon Skill: Mr. Johnson.
I might mix things up and go for Exotic Ranged Weapon Skill: Mr. Johnson.
You can cyber implant an Ares Redline, right?
"Doctor, I've noticed a burning sensation when I pee."
"Oh? Whereabouts?"
"Right between the eyes."
*bzzap*
"Oh? Whereabouts?"
"Right between the eyes."
*bzzap*
Well it certainly seems my days of not taking you seriously have come to a middle.
I'd hate to think you were taking me seriously at all. Celestia knows I don't.
I'm re-reading this last page of posts, and one thing pops into my head.
GAH! what have I dooone?! what foul things have I unleashed! oh the horror, the horror.
You folks know the saying. Give the players an inch...
..and they'll take all nine if they think they can get away with it.
GAH! what have I dooone?! what foul things have I unleashed! oh the horror, the horror.
You folks know the saying. Give the players an inch...
..and they'll take all nine if they think they can get away with it.
QUOTE (Udoshi @ Nov 5 2011, 03:17 AM)
You folks know the saying. Give the players an inch...
..and they'll take all nine if they think they can get away with it.
..and they'll take all nine if they think they can get away with it.
Only nine? I'm sure you can do better than that. ;D
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Nov 4 2011, 09:43 PM)
Only nine? I'm sure you can do better than that. ;D
Sure, but on a pixie?
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