QUOTE (Tiralee @ Jan 30 2012, 08:04 PM)
Dear god, you can just see it, can't you...
A sprightly yet grizzled obvious ex-pat running to the breakers with board under one arm and claymore strapped to his back, at the cries of, "Got one yet, Jack?" he strokes his mustache into place and taps lightly at the hilt of his sword.
"Not yet chaps, but the day is young!"
And with that he heads into the sea, with a vague hope that, maybe, one of the buggers hadn't heard of him yet and would come within range...
"The one man Australia was afraid of!"