I'm looking for a fan hack for this.

I think most dumpshockers understand the problem I'm talking about. The "capacity" for different things clearly takes place on a different scale for each type of thing, but it doesn't make a lot of sense in many cases. I'd love to hear any solutions.

I would hazard to say that it's simply impossible.

I'm sure its impossible to do it in a way that keeps the rules mostly in tact. I'm sure it's impossible to do it in a way that someone won't have a problem with. I'm also sure someone has tried. I'd just like to see some attempts.