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VOLKOV9
i probably left out a few good ideas, but it only allows 10, so, fire away
FlakJacket
Wouldn't this be better in the Lounge since this isn't really Shadowrun? And just be careful you don't fall into the spamming category. wink.gif
Fortune
If it allows 10 choices, why did you include only 9? wink.gif
Fix-it
He's a number-crunching algorithm that runs on screensavers on millions of people's computers across the globe.
annachie
You forgot: An AI
thunderchild
I think he is Ehran...

Which makes me Harlequin.... im almost insane enough.
Fortune
QUOTE (annachie)
You forgot: An AI

No, that title belongs to Arcanum V! biggrin.gif
Ancient History
So, only one of you thinks I'm a genius, four think I'm a myth, and the bast majority appear to believe I'm a room full of monkeys (regards History of the Awakening Page) Okay, I can see the reasoning behind the last one.
Playing Games
I think your big D, man!Go for it, run for office, but don't die!
Solkari
Hey, if he is Big "D" he had better die, or I'll kill him myself.

hp_warcraft
Other: a sentient memory crystal acting as an MPCP in
a heavily modified Fairlight, linked to the matrix through an
illegal jackpoint, and located physically in a storage cabinet
in the basement of the Atlantean Foundation.

Or so i've heard. wink.gif
Userlimit
If that last one from warcraft had been an option I woulda gone with it, otherwise I think he's the Big D. Who else would disclose as much information about the 6th world as he does?
AK404
Ancient History is a free spirit, created out of something librarians like to call "Bookspace." It's difficult to explain, but have you ever shaken some really old books and little pieces of matter fall out from between the pages? Some people'll tell you that's dust, but this is false: that matter is actually the intellectual glomp from the gaps in-between the words - without that intellectual "glomp," Bookspace, all you'd have are a bunch of lines of barely intelligible letters shoveled into a series of pages.

So that's AH. It's either that, or a free spirit summons by a bunch of college students on pot who decided it'd be a right laugh to summon a spirit using instructions gleamed from some mail-in sex letter from the pages of Hustler. grinbig.gif
Fortune
I voted for the boring old human, because IEs and GDs can't be responsible for everything. biggrin.gif
AK404
How about a free spirit possessing a think tank?
Ancient History
*cough* Actually, while I may be a Big 'D', I'm not the Big 'D.'
Dog
Me and some chummers were doing some smuggling out of Nairobi when an unexpected fuel problem made us set down on Madagascar's northeast coast. For the next four days, as my team wandered into the bush in search of food, they came stumbling back glassy eyed, whispering of dark secrets and conspiracies. I couldn't take it, and decided to risk it all by rigging a raft out of the fuselage. As I set off, a dark figure stepped out of the shadows and watched me from the shore. In the setting sun, I could just make him out before the ocean swells enveloped my raft. He spoke, and it was as though he was standing next to me: Filling my head with knowledge of an ancient "fourth world". The real force running cybermantic dragon deckers in the Madagascan interior. I swear, I SAW ANCIENT HISTORY!!!!!!
kevyn668
No way, Dog. AH can't be in Madagascar. I saw him in a 7-11 on 14th and Pine. He was getting a big slurpie and a coupla packs of those Snoball thingys. (the pink, coconut covered ones) I swear. biggrin.gif
thunderchild
QUOTE (Ancient History)
*cough* Actually, while I may be a Big 'D', I'm not the Big 'D.'

Ive just got a big "D" wink.gif
Hot Wheels
Since we know Arcanum V is an AI.

And AH seems to be a scholar about all that is DSF, I'm betting he's IE.
overseer
He's a Semiautonomous Knowbot programmed by Leonardo, whose intent is to expose all the inmortal elves conspiracies.
lodestar
Its all about the monkeys.

The poly-monkey entity that comprises AH should thusly be feared.

Think of all the feces throwing!
Raccoon Avatar
I posted here...mostly so I don't have 100% posts in the lounge.
And to point out AH is a myth. An urban legend. Everyone knows that.
Fortune
Not 'everyone', judging by the poll results. biggrin.gif
Icepick
AH is the sum possibility of the universe, all that is, all that was, and all that never can be, or even ever can be, he's just that good.
Ancient History
A hundred people voted, a third of whom think I'm a roomful of monkeys and one of whom thinks I'm a genius.

I just love y'all to bits sometimes. embarrassed.gif
AK404
It could be an AI that thinks it's a roomful of monkeys, you know.

(Relax, it's only a model.)
toturi
I swear he is the One... behind it all. All that metaplot...
Kagetenshi
Remember, people, knowledge is sexy.

~J
Ancient History
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Aramus
So logicaly, he is a room full of GENIUS monkeys biggrin.gif

Edit : Or maybe he the slave of the GENIUS monkey ruler eek.gif
AK404
Do they get the little hats with the red lights on top? Do I have to make a module where some shadowrunners have to capture all of AH armed with little more than a net?
lodestar
QUOTE (AK404)
It could be an AI that thinks it's a roomful of monkeys, you know.

(Relax, it's only a model.)

Or maybe a room full of monkeys that has convinced people its an AI.

Its all about the monkeys.
Shadowboxer
maybe they monkeys are IEs dressed up like monkeys to make us feel safe...
lodestar
That's what the monkeys are wanting you to think.
Ancient History
Actually, all the monkeys Awakened into woodwoses, which are immortal and survied the Downcycle.
Darkest Angel
I put an intelligent person on the poll, but reading the replies I just realised - AH is TUTOR.
Nath
I'd say David Galivan, a poor guy who keep being disturbed by the most powerful beings in the SR-verse, who all want to talk to David Gavilan. He always manage to grab some info before they realize the mistake.
Buzzed
Another poll. indifferent.gif
katiegreen
Oh please. The powers exerted by AH are clearly explained by the "info sortilage" echo. He's an otaku.
=-_RaVeN_-=
QUOTE (overseer)
He's a Semiautonomous Knowbot programmed by Leonardo, whose intent is to expose all the inmortal elves conspiracies.

(ZIIIIP! SPLAT!)

One less "Elven Conspiracy" theorist...

(smirk)
El_Machinae
Just imagine what would happen if he used his powers for GOOD, instead of leisure!
Kagetenshi
Does AH use his powers for good or for awesome?

~J
Domino
Uh, someone with too much free time????
Phaeton
You ALL have it wrong! He is a NINJA! Is that not explanation enough? nyahnyah.gif
Lilt
Hmm. Let's compare him to the Ninja mandate.
QUOTE
1.    Ninjas are mammals.

He probably is a mammal.
QUOTE
2.    Ninjas fight ALL the time.

Hmm. he spends an awful lot of time posting here and documenting the SR/Earthdawn universe for someone who fights all the time. Perhaps he's a Knowledge ninja?
QUOTE
3.    The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Never seen him do it, but I suppose I wouldn't be alive now if he was a Ninja and I had seen him do it...
Phaeton
QUOTE (Lilt)
Hmm. Let's compare him to the Ninja mandate.
QUOTE
1.    Ninjas are mammals.

He probably is a mammal.
QUOTE
2.    Ninjas fight ALL the time.

Hmm. he spends an awful lot of time posting here and documenting the SR/Earthdawn universe for someone who fights all the time. Perhaps he's a Knowledge ninja?
QUOTE
3.    The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Never seen him do it, but I suppose I wouldn't be alive now if he was a Ninja and I had seen him do it...

But that's the thing. He's such an utterly bad-arse ninja that he fight all the time while he data-collects, uploads, downloads, etc. from his cranial cyberdeck with built-in satellite uplink. biggrin.gif
shadd4d
Actually, he's the guy from the Germany sourcebook; the one who's hardwired into his deck and is more or less a brain in a nutrient tank. That and he's hooked up to a cybernetic page turner and scanning eye to lock those books into his sub-zero headware memory. The webpage is just an excuse to put some things conviently online so they don't take up space on the onboard memory chips.

Don
Phaeton
QUOTE (shadd4d @ May 5 2004, 04:52 PM)
Actually, he's the guy from the Germany sourcebook; the one who's hardwired into his deck and is more or less a brain in a nutrient tank. That and he's hooked up to a cybernetic page turner and scanning eye to lock those books into his sub-zero headware memory. The webpage is just an excuse to put some things conviently online so they don't take up space on the onboard memory chips.

Don

...Maybe he was a ninja before he became a brain-in-a-tank, then? indifferent.gif

An immortal were-drake typewriting monkey ninja, perhaps? indifferent.gif
Lilt
QUOTE (Phaeton)
An immortal were-drake typewriting monkey ninja, perhaps? indifferent.gif

Your guess is as good as mine smile.gif
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