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Draco18s
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Aug 6 2013, 11:28 AM) *
When your SIN is just three digits or less nyahnyah.gif


My uncle has a 3-digit REI member number...
Sendaz
61 on JP/SG and 34 on DS giving us a total of 95 votes.

Get out there and Vote!

For the price of a Mega Triple Carob SoyKaf you can invest in a CanRay Masterpiece/Mission which will no doubt give Bull nightmares for many conventions to come. biggrin.gif
X-Kalibur
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Aug 6 2013, 02:51 PM) *
61 on JP/SG and 34 on DS giving us a total of 95 votes.

Get out there and Vote!

For the price of a Mega Triple Carob SoyKaf you can invest in a CanRay Masterpiece/Mission which will no doubt give Bull nightmares for many conventions to come. biggrin.gif


Especially if he has to run them with a straight face.
CanRay
QUOTE (X-Kalibur @ Aug 6 2013, 05:11 PM) *
Especially if he has to run them with a straight face.
I ran my own Mission last year.
Sendaz
QUOTE (X-Kalibur @ Aug 6 2013, 06:11 PM) *
Especially if he has to run them with a straight face.

Indeed, especially the steamy bits. biggrin.gif



Just a quick update

62 on JP/SG and 34 on DS giving us a total of 96 votes.
Neko Asakami
So....just a quick question, when (not if) this get produced, can those of us that signed this petition get our names in the dedication? I'd personally like to be known as partially responsible for this travesty, as I'm sure others would.
CanRay
Ask Bull, there is only so much room on the front cover. On the flipside, I think he'd be overjoyed to be able to be able to avert some of the blame away from himself.

EDIT: Personally, I'm surprised people want to put their name on this. I was thinking of asking for an Alan Smithee. wink.gif
Umidori
I'd like to be listed under the name "Patrick Goodman", please. ork.gif

~Umi
X-Kalibur
QUOTE (Umidori @ Aug 6 2013, 05:12 PM) *
I'd like to be listed under the name "Patrick Goodman", please. ork.gif

~Umi


I've heard Patrick has killed for less... >_>
Umidori
Hah! Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than he could ever imagine!

I have seen the dark underbelly of the internet. I have learned of its twisted ways, and how to lurk unseen by the light of day. But most importantly, I have learned how to get in contact with people who will create full color erotic comics starring Mr. Goodman and a slew of characters ranging from Sonic the Hedgehog to Dumbledore at affordable prices.

~Umi
CanRay
I keep threatening to bring Patrick Goodman back to life...
Neko Asakami
QUOTE (CanRay @ Aug 6 2013, 05:56 PM) *
Ask Bull, there is only so much room on the front cover. On the flipside, I think he'd be overjoyed to be able to be able to avert some of the blame away from himself.

EDIT: Personally, I'm surprised people want to put their name on this. I was thinking of asking for an Alan Smithee. wink.gif


Nah, put a list in the back of the book under the heading "The following people both asked for this and were willing to admit it in public."
CanRay
Well, so much for getting this for my Birthday...
Grak
QUOTE (CanRay @ Aug 7 2013, 04:21 AM) *
Well, so much for getting this for my Birthday...


Ah well, at least you received Dumpshock's loving affection.
Happy Birthday for yesterday Chummer.

Umidori
QUOTE (CanRay @ Aug 6 2013, 09:13 PM) *
I keep threatening to bring Patrick Goodman back to life...

Cyberzombie Patrick Goodman. *shudders*

~Umi
toturi
QUOTE (Umidori @ Aug 7 2013, 04:28 PM) *
Cyberzombie Patrick Goodman. *shudders*

~Umi

Shedim.
Umidori
Bah, shedim are like the least cool thing-in-SR-that-can-kill-you-fragging-dead.

I mean yeah, they're nasty, but they don't have a lot of style. nyahnyah.gif

~Umi
Draco18s
QUOTE (Umidori @ Aug 6 2013, 10:11 PM) *
I have seen the dark underbelly of the internet. I have learned of its twisted ways, and how to lurk unseen by the light of day. But most importantly, I have learned how to get in contact with people who will create full color erotic comics starring Mr. Goodman and a slew of characters ranging from Sonic the Hedgehog to Dumbledore at affordable prices.


And even occasionally it'll be well drawn, too.
This is a $20 sketch.
(All links SFW)
Patrick Goodman
QUOTE (X-Kalibur @ Aug 6 2013, 09:27 PM) *
I've heard Patrick has killed for less... >_>

Hey, I voted in favor of this. My name would be there anyway. He needs to find another alias.
Sendaz
QUOTE (Patrick Goodman @ Aug 7 2013, 08:42 AM) *
Hey, I voted in favor of this. My name would be there anyway. He needs to find another alias.

Patrick Goodman Jr. ? nyahnyah.gif
Shortstraw
Pat Goodman.
ShadowDragon8685
I like the idea of a "The following people wanted this enough to pledge to buy it if it were made" list.


CanRay, you do realize, however, that if you get us who don't normally buy Missions to buy a PDF and it doesn't have the full text of Slamm-O's wife-fic in it, I and every other person who pledged to throw money at this hoping for something at bare minimum hilarious are going to saw your bollocks off, right?
Draco18s
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Aug 7 2013, 09:15 AM) *
CanRay, you do realize, however, that if you get us who don't normally buy Missions to buy a PDF and it doesn't have the full text of Slamm-O's wife-fic in it, I and every other person who pledged to throw money at this hoping for something at bare minimum hilarious are going to saw your bollocks off, right?


Nah, I'd just force him to attend a convention I go to and force him to be the guest judge at our Iron Author contest.

It's only fair to know just how depraved some authors can be. Ashe might even unban me temporarily just to submit Bull to the horrors I can conjure up.
Lionhearted
QUOTE (Umidori @ Aug 7 2013, 10:28 AM) *
Cyberzombie Patrick Goodman. *shudders*

~Umi

Nah, he would be a vampire that lives solely on the souls of people in favor of playable infected...

QUOTE (Shortstraw @ Aug 7 2013, 04:09 PM) *
Pat Goodman.

You got a death wish?
Sendaz
63 on JP/SG and 34 on DS so we are at 97! Come on, just 3 brave but slightly twisted souls needed to step up and buy into this project.

Do it for Bull, or in this case TO Bull. biggrin.gif
Neko Asakami
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Aug 7 2013, 07:15 AM) *
CanRay, you do realize, however, that if you get us who don't normally buy Missions to buy a PDF and it doesn't have the full text of Slamm-O's wife-fic in it, I and every other person who pledged to throw money at this hoping for something at bare minimum hilarious are going to saw your bollocks off, right?

This.

Granted, I never buy Missions because it's hard enough to get my group to sit still long enough even run one canned mission, let alone a whole series. Honestly, it's why I prefer the books like Corporate Intrigue or Jet Set that give me a basic framework for both missions and an overall campaign, then let me cherry pick what I want to put my group though.

I do have high hopes for this particular travesty though.
Umidori
QUOTE (Lionhearted @ Aug 7 2013, 08:12 AM) *
Nah, he would be a vampire that lives solely on the souls of people in favor of playable infected...

If it came down to a choice between life and death, think I could cope with being a Renfield.

Also, I'd at least have company in the form of the writers and developers who made Infected playable in universe to begin with. nyahnyah.gif

~Umi
Sendaz
64 on JP/SG and 34 on DS giving us a total of 98 signed on for the story.

Just 2 more wayward souls required to invest in this venture of the damned!! biggrin.gif

Still no clue as to who/what Toaster is.
Fabe
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Aug 7 2013, 05:55 PM) *
64 on JP/SG and 34 on DS giving us a total of 98 signed on for the story.

Just 2 more wayward souls required to invest in this venture of the damned!! biggrin.gif

Still no clue as to who/what Toaster is.

Toaster is a toaster,you know a appliance used to toast bread, in this case the toaster has a AI or feral sprite living in it
Grak
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Aug 7 2013, 10:55 PM) *
64 on JP/SG and 34 on DS giving us a total of 98 signed on for the story.

Just 2 more wayward souls required to invest in this venture of the damned!! biggrin.gif

Still no clue as to who/what Toaster is.


The Brave Little Toaster and an elf girl? I'm riding this train of woe all the way home.
Umidori
I'm secretly hoping Toaster refers to this fellow.

~Umi
Draco18s
QUOTE (Umidori @ Aug 7 2013, 09:41 PM) *
I'm secretly hoping Toaster refers to this fellow.


My revenge on Bunny and Ashe grows ever better.
A psychotic toaster.
No one will see it coming.
Not after The Time Travel Incident or the Gibberish Bamboozle.
Fabe
QUOTE (Umidori @ Aug 7 2013, 10:41 PM) *
I'm secretly hoping Toaster refers to this fellow.

~Umi

I was thinking along the same lines biggrin.gif
CanRay
Please, I'm far more likely to reference this toaster...
Grak
QUOTE (CanRay @ Aug 8 2013, 05:09 AM) *
Please, I'm far more likely to reference this toaster...


I quite liked that toaster right up until I put on my headphones. If I never hear that voice again I will die happy.
Wakshaani
You know, Turbo Bunny's rumored to have a thing for a digital guy. They could form a support group. smile.gif

(Also, where's the vote button? I'll plunk down for this one!)
X-Kalibur
QUOTE (CanRay @ Aug 7 2013, 09:09 PM) *
Please, I'm far more likely to reference this toaster...


Exactly the toaster I was thinking of.
Umidori
QUOTE (CanRay @ Aug 7 2013, 09:09 PM) *
Please, I'm far more likely to reference this toaster...

Well at least you're willing to admit your faults. rotfl.gif

~Umi
Grak
QUOTE (Wakshaani @ Aug 8 2013, 06:06 AM) *
You know, Turbo Bunny's rumored to have a thing for a digital guy. They could form a support group. smile.gif

(Also, where's the vote button? I'll plunk down for this one!)



Care to elaborate on that one chummer?
Sendaz
QUOTE (Wakshaani @ Aug 8 2013, 01:06 AM) *
(Also, where's the vote button? I'll plunk down for this one!)


With 65 on JP/SG and 35 on DS we have reached our goal of 100!

Let the Madness that is Netcat/Toaster Shipping Fiction begin....

Best get cracking CanRay. biggrin.gif
Stahlseele
QUOTE (CanRay @ Aug 8 2013, 06:09 AM) *
Please, I'm far more likely to reference this toaster...

aaah, a man of exquisite taste!
Shortstraw
Sorry but Umidori is correct - the Red Dwarf toaster is the greatest of all toasters.

Edit: Although a ménage à trois with the "toaster twins" could be good.
Sendaz
Hot stuff nyahnyah.gif
CanRay
QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Aug 8 2013, 03:53 AM) *
aaah, a man of exquisite taste!
Please allow me to introduce myself... devil.gif
Draco18s
QUOTE (CanRay @ Aug 8 2013, 08:33 AM) *
Please allow me to introduce myself... devil.gif


When you can get people to yell "NO!" when you enter a room from 6 handwritten lines, then....then you will be a Jedi Squick Master.

(I've mentioned that I'm the only person to have been banned from a "write badly" contest yeah? Without ever actually winning, yeah?)
Sendaz
Would be funny if this was ready in time for GenCon and slipped into Bull's Mission Events for the con. nyahnyah.gif


And now for Game Session 6 we have... err... how did this get in here?

CANRAY!!!

biggrin.gif

Unlikely as I am sure it will be a bit in the writing and sorting, but still a funny image.
Wakshaani
QUOTE (Grak @ Aug 8 2013, 01:28 AM) *
Care to elaborate on that one chummer?


Keep an eye on TB interacting with /dev for this. (Of course, she fell off the BTL wagon a while back as well, so her head's not fully in the game right now.)
CanRay
Well, apparently we have 100 names between the two forums, although there might be some Overlap that Bull will use to get out of the deal...

Keep the votes going!!!
Seerow
Wanted to check to make sure I was being counted.

I haven't posted in this thread, but I set this off by saying I'd buy it in the other thread.
Sendaz
Soooooo Canray,

Any teasers you can share? nyahnyah.gif
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