Fiddler
Aug 22 2013, 02:46 AM
Rigger if you have a custom drone to fetch your beer.
RHat
Aug 22 2013, 05:47 AM
QUOTE (Fiddler @ Aug 21 2013, 07:46 PM)

Rigger if you have a custom drone to fetch your beer.
And if that drone's a Steel Lynx, you might be a troll.
Dolanar
Aug 22 2013, 06:26 AM
you might be a Decker if.....You use your Mage's body to shield your 800k nuyen cyberdeck.
Fiddler
Aug 22 2013, 07:16 AM
You might be Shaman if Dog takes you out for a walk.
Dolanar
Aug 22 2013, 08:07 AM
that one seems to work more as a:
in Soviet Russia, Dog Walks You
Lynchmob
Aug 22 2013, 08:10 AM
You might be a Street Sam if your blood type is 10W-30
Dolanar
Aug 22 2013, 08:13 AM
you might be a Mage is you light a campfire with a F12 Firebolt
FuelDrop
Aug 22 2013, 08:49 AM
You might be a face if you talk Mr Johnson into doing the run for you.
Neko Asakami
Aug 22 2013, 09:59 AM
You might be a Shadowrunner if walking into the Stuffer Shack for NERPS requires Astral Oversight and at least two backup escape routes.
Goonshine
Aug 22 2013, 10:04 AM
You might be a grunt if there is only one checkbox on your monitor sheet.
FuelDrop
Aug 22 2013, 11:07 AM
You may be a corpse if you're too far into overflow.
Slide
Aug 22 2013, 07:20 PM
You might be a runner when your closest friends only know you by three fake names.
Sendaz
Aug 22 2013, 08:00 PM
You might be a Fixer if you ever were paid $20 by your Mom to clean out the back yard, paint the fence and evict the possibly rabid, but definitely psycho tomcat out from under the porch and you get 5 of the neighbourhood kids together to do it all just for $5 to split between them.
Fiddler
Aug 22 2013, 08:16 PM
You might be A Shadowrunner if you ever paid your rent with some guard's cybereyes.
Slide
Aug 22 2013, 08:21 PM
If you have ever covered up your crime with a much worse crime, you might just be a shadowrunner.
Fiddler
Aug 23 2013, 02:41 AM
You might be GM if you have ever planned an intricate adventure full of puzzles and deep storylines and your players decide to handle it with C4, 2 shotguns and a panther assault cannon.
CanRay
Aug 23 2013, 04:57 AM
You might be a CAS 'Runner if you spend your free time preventing people from smuggling themselves into Aztlan to get decent jobs.
Mach_Ten
Aug 23 2013, 12:50 PM
QUOTE (Fiddler @ Aug 23 2013, 03:41 AM)

You might be GM if you have ever planned an intricate adventure full of puzzles and deep storylines and your players decide to handle it with C4, 2 shotguns and a panther assault cannon.
AND they managed to get a full refund on one, unused shotgun and a PAC !
Mach_Ten
Aug 23 2013, 12:52 PM
You might be an NPC, if your friends keep referring to you as "that guy, over there!" or "wossisname"
this becomes more probable if you feel the need to wear a name badge, that they then ignore
Draco18s
Aug 23 2013, 01:31 PM
You might be a mook if you only have one condition monitor and it only goes up to 8.
You might be wanted for terrorism if you blew up a 10 story building when you swear the guy told you it was only two.
FuelDrop
Aug 23 2013, 02:44 PM
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Aug 23 2013, 09:31 PM)

You might be a mook if you only have one condition monitor and it only goes up to 8.
You might be wanted for terrorism if you blew up a 10 story building when you swear the guy told you it was only two.
You might also suck at recon and be unable to count...
Draco18s
Aug 23 2013, 02:48 PM
QUOTE (FuelDrop @ Aug 23 2013, 09:44 AM)

You might also suck at recon and be unable to count...
Actually happened in a game. After blowing up the building the GM was describing what happens and described the building as being "10 stories tall" as it lifted off its foundation,* collapsed back down, and the intact part ended up leaning over against another building. Everyone around the table went, "Wait what? I thought you said it was a
two story building!"
*We piped a gas main into their air tight basement, then set it on fire.
CanRay
Aug 23 2013, 02:53 PM
You might be a Contact if the Shadowrunners only call you up when they need something.
Fiddler
Aug 23 2013, 10:13 PM
You might be a street samurai if your response to use your head is can i put a spur there too?
Shemhazai
Aug 24 2013, 06:33 PM
You might be street lifestyle if you steal the security guard's shoes.
Shemhazai
Aug 24 2013, 06:39 PM
You might be a cheesy magician if you try to recklessly cast Ignite and Oxygenate (to make your enemy burn faster) in one turn, pointing out that neither is a combat spell.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Aug 24 2013, 07:01 PM
QUOTE (Shemhazai @ Aug 24 2013, 12:39 PM)

You might be a cheesy magician if you try to recklessly cast Ignite and Oxygenate (to make your enemy burn faster) in one turn, pointing out that neither is a combat spell.
Sadly, Ignite talks longer than a turn for the Burn to really get going. Good spell, though. Used with Oxygenate it becomes awesomely cool, if your GM allows them to synergize with each other.

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Neko Asakami
Aug 24 2013, 07:27 PM
QUOTE (Shemhazai @ Aug 24 2013, 11:39 AM)

You might be a cheesy magician if you try to recklessly cast Ignite and Oxygenate (to make your enemy burn faster) in one turn, pointing out that neither is a combat spell.
That is both awesome and horrifying at the same time.
DamHawke
Aug 24 2013, 07:48 PM
You might be disposable, if the GM's too lazy to come up with a name for you.
CanRay
Aug 24 2013, 10:18 PM
You might be a bad Johnson if you pick the bar with the lowest drink prices just to keep under budget.
CanRay
Aug 25 2013, 12:51 AM
You might be an Old Skool 'Runner if your Line Coat still has Western-Style fringes on it.
Voran
Aug 25 2013, 10:03 AM
You might not be able to tell a good joke, if your wireless is off.
(Mine is off).
Sendaz
Aug 25 2013, 11:45 AM
QUOTE (Voran @ Aug 25 2013, 06:03 AM)

You might not be able to tell a good joke, if your wireless is off.
(Mine is off).
Yes.
Where is that +1 button
FuelDrop
Aug 25 2013, 11:51 AM
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Aug 25 2013, 07:45 PM)

Yes.
Where is that +1 button

It's only available with wireless enabled dumpshock.
Voran
Aug 25 2013, 12:03 PM
QUOTE (FuelDrop @ Aug 25 2013, 07:51 AM)

It's only available with wireless enabled dumpshock.
Zing!

Its a joke that keeps on giving.
Unless you're not wireless enabled.
Sendaz
Aug 25 2013, 12:05 PM
QUOTE (Voran @ Aug 25 2013, 08:03 AM)

.
Unless you're not wireless enabled.
Wait, are we allowed to discuss the wireless handicapped?
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Aug 25 2013, 03:23 PM
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Aug 25 2013, 05:05 AM)

Wait, are we allowed to discuss the wireless handicapped?

As long as their Wireless is Disabled, they will never know...
Yes, the Special Hell, I know.
CanRay
Aug 25 2013, 05:34 PM
You might have AIPS if you can't use Wireless Bonuses.
Sendaz
Aug 25 2013, 05:49 PM
You might be a Lecher if you think a Wireless Bonus is a young lady not wearing a brassiere under that sweater.
Shemhazai
Aug 25 2013, 06:31 PM
You might be in the 2050s if you bring your guitar on a run.
Draco18s
Aug 25 2013, 10:37 PM
QUOTE (Shemhazai @ Aug 25 2013, 01:31 PM)

You might be in the 2050s if you bring your guitar on a run.
Or playing Liberal Crime Squad.
Chrome Head
Aug 25 2013, 11:27 PM
You might be a Dragon, if nobody suspects you of being a dragon. And they make deals with you.
Neraph
Aug 26 2013, 02:30 AM
QUOTE (Chrome Head @ Aug 25 2013, 06:27 PM)

You might be a Dragon, if nobody suspects you of being a dragon. And they make deals with you.
This one is fantastic.
Draco18s
Aug 26 2013, 02:51 AM
QUOTE (Chrome Head @ Aug 25 2013, 06:27 PM)

You might be a Dragon, if nobody suspects you of being a dragon. And they make deals with you.
Oh I know I'm a dragon. Pretty sure other people know it too.
They still make deals with me.
Draco18s
Aug 26 2013, 02:51 AM
Double post~
CanRay
Aug 26 2013, 03:30 PM
You might be a pedestrian in Shadowrun if you gave at the office.
Fiddler
Aug 27 2013, 04:31 AM
You may be a little bit into alliteration if you made a Trekkie Troll Technomancer from Trenton named Tully.
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