Rigger if you have a custom drone to fetch your beer.

And if that drone's a Steel Lynx, you might be a troll.

you might be a Decker if.....You use your Mage's body to shield your 800k nuyen cyberdeck.

You might be Shaman if Dog takes you out for a walk.

that one seems to work more as a:

in Soviet Russia, Dog Walks You

You might be a Street Sam if your blood type is 10W-30

you might be a Mage is you light a campfire with a F12 Firebolt

You might be a face if you talk Mr Johnson into doing the run for you.

You might be a Shadowrunner if walking into the Stuffer Shack for NERPS requires Astral Oversight and at least two backup escape routes.

You might be a grunt if there is only one checkbox on your monitor sheet.

You may be a corpse if you're too far into overflow.

You might be a runner when your closest friends only know you by three fake names.

You might be a Fixer if you ever were paid $20 by your Mom to clean out the back yard, paint the fence and evict the possibly rabid, but definitely psycho tomcat out from under the porch and you get 5 of the neighbourhood kids together to do it all just for $5 to split between them.

You might be A Shadowrunner if you ever paid your rent with some guard's cybereyes.

If you have ever covered up your crime with a much worse crime, you might just be a shadowrunner.

You might be GM if you have ever planned an intricate adventure full of puzzles and deep storylines and your players decide to handle it with C4, 2 shotguns and a panther assault cannon.

You might be a CAS 'Runner if you spend your free time preventing people from smuggling themselves into Aztlan to get decent jobs.

AND they managed to get a full refund on one, unused shotgun and a PAC !

You might be an NPC, if your friends keep referring to you as "that guy, over there!" or "wossisname"

this becomes more probable if you feel the need to wear a name badge, that they then ignore

You might be a mook if you only have one condition monitor and it only goes up to 8.

You might be wanted for terrorism if you blew up a 10 story building when you swear the guy told you it was only two.

You might also suck at recon and be unable to count...

Actually happened in a game. After blowing up the building the GM was describing what happens and described the building as being "10 stories tall" as it lifted off its foundation,* collapsed back down, and the intact part ended up leaning over against another building. Everyone around the table went, "Wait what? I thought you said it was a two story building!"

*We piped a gas main into their air tight basement, then set it on fire.

You might be a Contact if the Shadowrunners only call you up when they need something.

You might be a street samurai if your response to use your head is can i put a spur there too?

You might be street lifestyle if you steal the security guard's shoes.

You might be a cheesy magician if you try to recklessly cast Ignite and Oxygenate (to make your enemy burn faster) in one turn, pointing out that neither is a combat spell.

Sadly, Ignite talks longer than a turn for the Burn to really get going. Good spell, though. Used with Oxygenate it becomes awesomely cool, if your GM allows them to synergize with each other. .

That is both awesome and horrifying at the same time.

You might be disposable, if the GM's too lazy to come up with a name for you.

You might be a bad Johnson if you pick the bar with the lowest drink prices just to keep under budget.

You might be an Old Skool 'Runner if your Line Coat still has Western-Style fringes on it.

You might not be able to tell a good joke, if your wireless is off.

(Mine is off).

Yes.

Where is that +1 button

It's only available with wireless enabled dumpshock.

Zing! Its a joke that keeps on giving.

Unless you're not wireless enabled.

Wait, are we allowed to discuss the wireless handicapped?

As long as their Wireless is Disabled, they will never know...

Yes, the Special Hell, I know.

You might have AIPS if you can't use Wireless Bonuses.

You might be a Lecher if you think a Wireless Bonus is a young lady not wearing a brassiere under that sweater.

You might be in the 2050s if you bring your guitar on a run.

Or playing Liberal Crime Squad.

You might be a Dragon, if nobody suspects you of being a dragon. And they make deals with you.

This one is fantastic.

Oh I know I'm a dragon. Pretty sure other people know it too.

They still make deals with me.

Double post~

You might be a pedestrian in Shadowrun if you gave at the office.

You may be a little bit into alliteration if you made a Trekkie Troll Technomancer from Trenton named Tully.